I have severe writer's block for DWOOMD! so it'll be a while before its up again.

Anyway, I have a new idea for a story, so I'll be starting that.

I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Flora Mar was glad that her salary was raised.

Working as a maid, even for Master Treland didn't bring much money.

Recently, his toy company had earned a huge amount of money, and he wanted to celebrate in his private study.

"Flora, please bring me a bottle of wine please. You may take the rest of the day off."

It was the last thing she heard from her master.

"Romario, take everyone's statement please." Inspector Dino Cavallone, head of the investigative team wasn't in the mood for a case.

He didn't get his morning coffee, and his pet turtle chewed a few important documents to pieces.

"Inspector, the maid insists she didn't know the bottle of wine was poisoned."

Romario dragged over a girl with long brown hair and green eyes, roughly 20 years old.

"Just because I handed him the bottle doesn't mean I killed him!"

"Well, you were the last person to see Treland!"

"Well, I wasn't the first to handle the wine!"

"You could've put the poison in when you got the wine!"

"Do you have any proof that I killed him?"

"It's always the maid's fault!"

"Isn't it 'the butler did it'?"

"Well, you're empty headed!"

"Empty headed? You're empty headed for arguing!"

"You refuse to confess to the crime!"

"I never committed it in the first place!"

"BOTH OF YOU, JUST SHUT UP FOR A FEW MINUTES!" Dino yelled.

"He/She started it!" Cue the face palm.

All the employees were noticebly pissed.

Hibari Kyouya the guard was making his rounds in record time.

Gokudera Hayato the chef started smoking in the kitchen and turning coffee into rat poison.

Yamamoto the gardener trimmed the bushes to nothing.

The other two maids, Haru and Kyoko were crying their eyes out with Hibari getting even more irritated.

Mukuro the butler was juggling a bunch of plates and knives, while balancing a bowl of fruit on his nose.

Tsuna the secretary was trying to comfort Haru and Kyoko.

Flora was just glaring at Dino. "You really are insensitive, aren't you."

Dino sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. "I just didn't have my morning coffee. By the way, do you happen to have some?"

Flora's Options:

1) Be nice to the insensitive man and give him some coffee.

2) Be slightly kind to the insensitive man and toss the coffee pot at his head.

3) Be sympathetic to the insensitive man and tell him to shut up.

4) To hell with it, break the insensitive man's skull with the coffee pot.

5) Eat him.

Since option five was a no go, she went with option two.

Dino managed to catch the coffee pot before it hit his face, and he poured himself a cup.

"Thanks Flory. Can I call you Flory?" He finished the cup within a minute and ran off to take crime scene photos.

Flora hated that nickname, and Hibari walked past and said "Give him hell, Flora Mar."

As the sun set, it became apparent that the investigative team would be staying longer than expected.

After Gokudera prepared a non-carcinogenic dinner, the team decided to kip in the living room.

Bono raised his hand and declared "Boss, I need a glass of water."

"Didn't you drink something ten minutes ago?"

"Yes, but I can't sleep without one near by."

"Sorry to bother you, Flor! Can you get him a glass of water?"

"Fine..." She ran to the kitchen and got him a glass of water.

When she got back, she slapped Dino on the back of his head.

"Ow! Why the heck did you do that?"

"It's because you're annoying."

"What did I do?"

"Oh... I don't know. Make Kyoko and Haru cry, annoy the hell out of me, etc."

"I just needed to take their statement!"

"While saying that they were suspects? They won't even hurt a fly!"

"Well... There's always a possibility for everything!"

"You're also a complete idiot."

"I'm not an idiot!"

"You're an idiot for denying that you're an idiot."

Mukuro chose this moment to say "She just hates you for calling her Flory."

Dino grinned. "Is that all, FLORY? Well, the investigative team will have to stay here for a few weeks."

Flora glared and declared war.

"Those next few weeks will be hell for you, Inspector."

"I'll be looking forward to it, Morning Flory."

Mukuro oohed "He's gonna get it now~"

Both of them slapped Mukuro's head.

"SHUT UP, YOU RETARDED PINEAPPLE!"

Mukuro went to a corner and started growing mushrooms and drawing circles with his index finger.

"*mumble mumble* my hair *mumble mumble* not a fruit *mumble mumble* mutant bacon."

Well, this is crappy, but I hope you liked it.

I'll be needing a bunch of nicknames for Flora Mar.

Please review? (^o^)/

Also, feel free to start guessing who the culprit is.

If any manages to guess correctly, you'll get a cookie.

Or a waffle.

Your choice.

Note: The real details won't start until the next chapter.