My heads going to explode I swear. It's overloaded with so much stuff right now it's not even funny. So I decided to just let myself relax for a bit and ended up writing this. It's a bit of a joke but I liked it so I'm gonna post it. I probably shouldn't though because I have like four other stories I got going on plus the idea of the sequel for The Sky loves his Cloud (see profile for more info) but this let me forget about those for a bit since I'm a bit stressed about Cloud Kitty and Hunt for Cloud (wrote the whole third chapter and don't like it so I'm going to re-write it.) This is a little treat for meh I guess ^^ and I hope you enjoy it, I might not be on for the next three days (I hope you'll forgive me .)
Pairings: 1827and 8059 are both set, there might be others though.
Disclaimer: Dun own.
Warning: OOC and crack-ness *.*
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Welcome to the Vongola Chat Room.
Reborn:
Alright is everyone on?
Tsuna:
Um, Reborn what is this?
Reborn:
Look at the top of the screen Dame-Tsuna, it explains it all.
Hayato:
A chat room? For the Vongola?
Takeshi:
Ah ha ha! This sounds fun, is it a new game?
Ryohei:
EXTREME!
Reborn:
Yes now everyone shut up so I can explain.
Tsuna:
Er, but I think we're missing Hibari-san and Mukuro…
Reborn:
Dame-Tsuna I thought I told you to make sure everyone got on.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! I did!
Reborn:
Then why are they not on?
Tsuna:
Because they don't want to be? !
Kyouya signed in.
Kyouya:
What is this herbivore?
Tsuna:
H-Hibari-san!
Reborn:
Stop stuttering idiot, there's no need to.
Reborn:
It's a waste of space.
Tsuna:
What's that supposed to mean! ?
Reborn:
Alright so everyone important is on now right? I'll make sure Mukuro gets on later.
Takeshi:
Ha ha, then I think so?
Hayato:
Stupid baseball freak.
Reborn:
Ok now shut up and let me explain.
Reborn:
The reason I created this was to allow easy communication between everyone and also for my amusement. This is mainly a chat room but it will have news updates from me every once in awhile. And it's only for members in the Vongola, Tsuna none of your girlfriends.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! What? !
Reborn:
I've sent a notice to the Varia also. And the Arcobaleno and Dino.
Hayato:
Are you serious?
Takeshi:
Ha ha, Squalo's gonna be on?
Hayato:
Why do you care? !
Takeshi:
?
Hayato:
Tch, whatever I don't care.
Takeshi:
Eh? What's wrong?
Kyouya:
Stupid herbivores. This is a waste of my time.
Reborn:
Wait Hibari.
Kyouya:
What?
Reborn:
You need to come on this often. It can cure your boredom.
Kyouya:
Hibari Kyouya does not get bored.
Reborn:
Of course. If you do this I'll fight you.
Tsuna:
Don't lie to Hibari-san Reborn!
Kyouya:
Oh?
Reborn:
You have my word.
Kyouya:
Hn, fine.
Reborn:
You guys can change your usernames too if you want.
Takeshi:
Oh cool!
Takeshi changed username to Baseball+Sword.
Hayato:
Hmph, figures.
Tsuna:
Ha ha, g-good choice Yamamoto…
Reborn:
Didn't I tell you to stop stuttering Dame-Tsuna? Don't make me come in your room and kick you.
Tsuna:
You're not even home!
Kyouya:
Annoying herbivore.
Kyouya changed username to Hibari.
Hibari signed out.
Hayato changed username to xX-Right-Hand-Man-Xx.
xX-Right-Hand-Man-Xx:
There! Much better.
Tsuna:
S-so many complicated signs…
Reborn:
That's it, prepare yourself Dame-Tsuna. I'll be home in a minute.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee!
Reborn is away.
Tsuna:
Oh my gosh oh my gosh, I need to hide!
xX-Right-Hand-Man-Xx:
Juudaime!
Baseball+Sword:
Ha ha ha!
xX-Right-Hand-Man-Xx:
Juudaime? You there?
Baseball+Sword:
Ha ha, doesn't look like it.
xX-Right-Hand-Man-Xx:
Shut up baseball freak! No one asked you!
xX-Right-Hand-Man-Xx:
I'll save you Juudaime!
Baseball+Sword:
Ha ha ha, sounds like fun, I'll help you.
xX-Right-Hand-Man-Xx signed out.
Baseball-Sword signed out.
Belphegor signed in.
Lussuria signed in.
Levi signed in.
Fran signed in.
Squalo signed in.
Squalo:
Vooii! What the fuck is this? !
Belphegor:
Ushishishi, who dares use the Prince's full name?
Belphegor changed username to (*PRINCE*).
Xanxus signed in.
Lussuria changed username to ~BoiLuver~.
Xanxus:
What the fuck?
Squalo:
Vooii! What the fuck are you doing on? !
~BoiLuver~:
Now now, let's not fight~
Xanxus:
Shut the fuck up trash.
Levi:
Boss!
Xanxus:
What?
Levi:
I-I didn't think that you would actually come on this ridiculous thing.
Xanxus:
So? You got a problem trash?
Levi:
N-no! Not at all boss!
Squalo:
Shut up, you're annoying.
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, stupid Levi.
Levi:
Shut up!
Fran:
Bel-senpai can you please pull these knives out of my back?
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, no can do little froggy. Change your name to Little Froggy.
Fran:
Eh? No way.
(*PRINCE*):
Do it before the Prince gets angry~
Fran:
I refuse; Bel-senpai is a fake prince.
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi. How annoying.
Squalo:
If you didn't fucking like knives in your back then get the hell out of his room, dumbass.
~BoiLuver~:
Squ-Squ-chan's right~ you claim to not like him yet you always go to his room to-
Xanxus:
Finish that text and I'll fucking kill you.
Xanxus:
Trash.
~BoiLuver~:
Wahh! Don't read over my shoulder Boss! You gave me quite a fright~
Xanxus:
Hn, then get the fuck out of my room.
Squalo:
Vooii! What is he doing in your room! ?
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, the Prince thinks Suberbi is jealous.
Squalo:
Shut the fuck up!
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi.
Fran:
S-stupid fake prin-mn!
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, you were saying?
Fran:
Un…n-nothing…
(*PRINCE*):
Hurry and change your name before I do it for you.
Fran:
No…
(*PRINCE*):
Very well.
Fran:
Huh? Whaamxakn g
Fran changed username to Pr!nce's Fr0ggy.
(*PRINCE*):
There, all done.
Pr!nce's Fr0ggy:
What the hell?
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi.
Xanxus:
You're all fucking annoying.
Squalo:
Vooii! Don't ignore me! What was he doing in your room! ?
Xanxus changed username to Trash Hater.
Trash Hater signed out.
Squalo:
Fucker!
~BoiLuver~:
Don't worry so much Squ-Squ-chan, I was only cleaning up~
Squalo:
Tch. Stop fucking calling me that.
Squalo signed out.
Pr!nce's Fr0ggy:
Nnn…stop Bel-senp-ah!
Levi:
*sob* B-boss…
~BoiLuver~:
Oh don't worry hun, he always ignores you.
Levi:
*runs to emo corner*
Levi is away cutting himself.
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, what an interesting feature.
Pr!nce's Fr0ggy:
I-I said st-stop…
~BoiLuver~:
Aw, you two are so adorable.
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, I'll be freaked out later.
Pr!nce's Fr0ggy:
Nm, th-this it ra-ah-rape.
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, you cannot rape the willing little froggy.
Pr!nce's Fr0ggy:
Uhn…I'm not willing…
~BoiLuver~:
Although I'm quite interested to know how you two are having sex and writing at the same time I would suggest you get off incase boss comes back on~
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, very well. Come on little froggy, get off.
Pr!nce's Fr0ggy signed out.
~BoiLuver~:
Have fun! And don't get any STD's~
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi.
(*PRINCE*) singed out.
~BoiLuver~:
Ah, young love.
Reborn is back. (A/N: I really didn't know what else to say -_-')
~BoiLuver~:
Ah, it's you! Did you make this?
Reborn:
Of course.
Reborn:
Hn, seems that I need to add a profanity filter.
~BoiLuver~:
Aw, don't do that~ it won't be as fun.
Colonnello signed in.
Fon signed in.
Lackey signed in.
Lackey:
Huh? What! ?
Reborn:
Ah, where are the others?
Colonnello:
I don't know, kora!
Colonnello:
Nice website by the way, kora.
Fon:
It is a very nice website. Tell me, will my student be able to get on?
Reborn:
I said only the Vongola.
Fon:
Hm.
Reborn:
If you really want to talk to her then fine. But I doubt you want her to go on here, just read the conversation above.
Fon:
…No it's fine. I will talk to her whenever I see her.
Lackey:
Reborn-senpai, I'm not a lackey!
Colonnello:
Shut up, kora!
Lackey:
Y-yes Colonnello-senpai!
Reborn:
You've been trained well lackey.
Fon:
You two are very mean to him.
Reborn:
You never stop us.
~BoiLuver~:
You Arcobaleno are so interesting~
Colonnello:
Huh? Who are you, kora?
~BoiLuver~:
I'm Lussuria from the Varia, nice to meet you~
~BoiLuver~:
Whoop, gotta go for a min guys be right back~
~BoiLuver~ is away.
Lackey:
What is a BoiLuver?
Fon:
Hm. - -'
Reborn:
Do you really want to know lackey?
Lackey:
H-huh? Yes, yes I do! Please tell me Reborn-senpai!
Colonnello:
Such a suck up, kora!
Reborn:
Very well.
Reborn opened up a private chat with Lackey.
Colonnello:
Wonder how he's telling him, kora.
Fon:
I would rather not know.
Fon:
I feel bad for Skull however.
Colonnello:
Why? The lackey asked for it, kora!
Reborn closed private chat with Lackey.
Lackey:
O/O *shocked*
Fon:
Ah, what exactly did you say Reborn?
Reborn:
*smirks and pulls fedora hat over eyes* I answered his question.
Colonnello:
Knowing you, you blew it out of proportion, kora.
Reborn:
*still smirking and hiding eyes* I did nothing of the sort.
Lackey:
…S-so is everyone on here one R-Reborn-senpai?"
Reborn:
*pulls hat over eyes* Wouldn't you like to know? Lackey.
Lackey:
*blush*
Fon:
I do believe he may be scarred for life.
Reborn:
I think he took it quite well.
Colonnello:
I agree with Reborn, kora.
Colonnello:
In fact he won't stop blushing.
Lackey:
I-I am not blushing Colonnello-senpai!
Lackey changed username to Skull-sama!.
Reborn:
Oi did I say you could change your name?
Administrator (Reborn) changed Skull-sama's username to Lackey.
Reborn:
Now leave it before I change it again.
Colonnello:
I didn't know you could do that, kora.
Reborn:
I can do a lot of things on here. I am the creator after all.
Fon:
That is true.
Lackey:
Skull-sama is not a lackey!
Reborn:
Oh? Back to your old self lackey?
~BoiLuver~ is back.
~BoiLuver~:
Sorry about being away so long! I had to make sure that Levi didn't die~
Reborn:
Hn. If you're going to leave your name like that at least spell it right.
~BoiLuver~:
Aw, but this way is more fun don't you think?
Colonnello:
That makes no sense, kora.
Fon:
I would have to agree with Colonnello. A spelling of a word does not change its level of 'fun-ness'.
Reborn:
Change it.
~BoiLuver~:
Boo on you :X
Reborn:
Hn.
~BoiLuver~:
*sigh* Fine.
~BoiLuver~ changed username to ~BoyLover~.
~BoyLover~:
Ah, so boring.
Reborn:
Then get off.
~BoyLover~:
Fine :X
~BoyLover~ signed out.
Colonnello:
About time, kora!
Fon:
*sigh*
Reborn:
You're too soft Fon.
Fon:
That may be so.
Lackey:
Fon-senpai is nicer than Skull-sama's other senpais!
Fon:
Especially Lal Mirch-senpai!
Reborn:
*smirks* Better hope she never hears you say that.
Lackey:
*gulp*
Colonnello:
Ha ha ha! She's quite a Spartan, kora!
Fon:
You're bad talking her?
Colonnello:
Huh?
Fon:
*sigh* Nothing.
Colonnello:
?
Colonnello:
I'm just saying she's a Spartan woman. Try training with her.
Fon:
I'll pass.
Reborn:
I should get her to train Dame-Tsuna.
Colonnello:
That would be quite harsh, kora!
Reborn:
Then he will be grateful that he received me as a tutor.
Fon:
I don't think the poor boy would be able to handle it.
Fon:
He has a hard enough time with you as it is. Add Lal Mirch in there and he'll most likely die.
Reborn:
Are you saying I'm a Spartan too?
Fon:
Yes. And you know it.
Reborn:
*smirks*
Lackey:
Reborn-senpai is scary too.
Reborn:
What was that lackey?
Lackey:
N-nothing Reborn-senpai! I-I have to go now! Bye-bye!
Lackey signed out.
Fon:
*sigh* Poor child.
Colonnello:
Ha ha, he can take it, kora!
Fon:
I suppose so. Anyway I must go too.
Fon signed out.
Reborn:
Ah, my Dame-Student forgot to sign out.
Colonnello:
Why?
Reborn:
He tried to hide from me. So I guess he forgot to sign out.
Colonnello:
Ha ha ha. You are very much a Spartan Reborn, kora!
Reborn:
Thank you.
Colonnello:
Only you would take that as a compliment.
Colonnello:
Ah, I have to go also, kora. Bye.
Reborn:
Bye.
Colonnello signed out.
Reborn:
Dame-Tsuna.
Tsuna:
Ca nwfnaz
Tsuna:
Gah! Reborn don't throw my phone at me!
Reborn:
It's not my fault you didn't catch it.
Tsuna:
Why are we typing on this when we're sitting in the same room?
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Don't kick me!
Reborn:
Stop asking useless questions.
Tsuna:
That wasn't a useless question!
Hibari signed in.
Hibari:
Hn. Baby where is he?
Reborn:
Where is who?
Hibari:
Don't pretend like you do not know.
Reborn:
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Tsuna:
Reborn stop pretending, I was there when you told Hibari-san that Mukuro was going to get on.
Reborn:
*smirks*
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! You did it just to make him get on!
Reborn:
I told him he needed to come on often.
Hibari:
*glares* I have already been on today baby.
Reborn:
Once a day is not nearly enough.
Hibari:
Hn.
Tsuna:
Reborn how often do you plan on making us get on here?
Reborn:
As many times as I feel you need to be.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! That's not a very good answer!
Hibari:
I agree with the herbivore.
Tsuna:
Hi-Hibari-san…
Hibari:
What?
Tsuna:
N-nothing…
Reborn:
Stop blushing Dame-Tsuna.
Tsuna:
Wha! I'm not blushing!
Reborn:
Yes you are.
Reborn:
I can see it.
Tsuna:
That doesn't mean you have to announce it!
Tsuna:
Honestly…
Reborn opened a private chat with Hibari.
Reborn:
Hibari.
Hibari:
What baby?
Reborn:
I want to ask you a serious question.
Hibari:
Hn?
Reborn:
I want you to answer too.
Tsuna:
Hello?
Tsuna:
Why did they stop talking?
Hibari:
Just spit it out baby.
Tsuna:
Ah Reborn opened a private chat with him that's why. Geez, what's he telling Hibari-san?
Reborn:
Do you want to ravish my student?
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…
…
…
Reborn closed private chat with Hibari.
Hibari:
What?
Tsuna:
Eh?
Reborn:
*smirks* Answer honestly Hibari.
Tsuna:
What are you talking about?
Reborn:
Hibari?
Hibari:
*glares* What kind of idiotic question was that?
Tsuna:
*confused* What are you guys talking about?
Reborn:
Nothing you need to know about Dame-Tsuna. Just sit there like a good boy.
Tsuna:
Reborn!
Reborn:
You're too young to understand.
Tsuna:
Huh?
Reborn:
Exactly.
Reborn:
Now Hibari, your answer.
Hibari was disconnected.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Hibari-san!
Reborn:
It seems I angered him too much.
Tsuna:
*not listening* R-Reborn we have to go make sure Hibari-san is ok!
Reborn:
He's fine.
Tsuna:
H-how do you know! ?
Reborn:
Really, it was just a simple question.
Tsuna:
?
Reborn:
Do you want to know what I asked him?
Tsuna:
*nods*
Reborn:
Really?
Tsuna:
Yeah.
Reborn:
Really really?
Tsuna:
Yes really, stop joking around.
Reborn:
Well if you're going to have that attitude I won't tell you.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! I'm sorry! Please tell me!
Reborn:
*smirks and pulls hat over eyes*
Reborn sent Tsuna a private message.
-I asked if he wanted to ravish you.-
Tsuna:
Reborn? Hello?
Reborn:
Check your inbox.
Tsuna:
Huh? Ok…
Reborn:
*smirks*
Tsuna:
What does that mean?
Reborn:
What?
Tsuna:
What does 'ravish me' mean?
Reborn:
…
Tsuna:
…What?
Reborn:
*sigh* Of course you wouldn't get this.
Tsuna:
What's that supposed to mean?
Reborn:
Idiot.
Tsuna:
What? Just tell me!
Reborn:
*snort* Why don't you just look it up on the internet. *sarcastic*
Tsuna:
Ok.
Reborn:
What are you doing?
Tsuna:
I'm going to look it up.
Reborn:
*stare*
Tsuna:
W-what?
Reborn:
I was being sarcastic. *sigh* Fine I'll tell you. Sit back down.
Tsuna:
Eh? Why?
Reborn:
Just trust me. You'll want to be sitting.
Tsuna:
Um ok…
Reborn:
Alright you ready?
Tsuna:
Y-yes?
Reborn:
Sex.
Tsuna:
?
Reborn:
Are you serious?
Tsuna:
*blush* D-don't just say that out of the blue!
Reborn:
It wasn't out of the blue idiot.
Tsuna:
H-huh?
Reborn:
Seriously are you this much of an idiot or are you just extremely dense?
Tsuna:
Wha?
Reborn:
*getting irritated* Or maybe you're just 'too innocent'. I highly doubt that though.
Tsuna:
?
Tsuna:
You're not making any sense.
Reborn:
*glare* Ravish means sex.
Reborn:
I basically asked if he wanted to have sex with you.
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…
…
Tsuna:
*extreme blush* Hiiiiiee!
Tsuna:
Wh-why would you ask H-Hibari-san th-that! ?
Reborn:
Because I felt like it.
Reborn:
You're taking it quite well. I expected you to fain…
Tsuna fainted due to embarrassment.
Reborn:
Huh, don't remember adding that feature.
Reborn:
Oh well.
Reborn kicked Levi off.
Reborn signed out.
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Ryohei:
I EXTREMELY DON'T GET THIS!
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Ryohei:
HOW DO I EXTEMELY SIGN OUT! ?
A/N: Heh heh you guys thought I forgot about Ryohei and Levi... Well I did. That's why I show them at the end. Next chapter will have Mukuro and Dino in there as well.
I spelled Colonnello's name that way because that was how it was spelled on Wikipedia and I just kinda fell into the groove of writing it that way.
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