BFF Is So Overrated

~Shounen-Ai

Warning

In each chapter, Alois will try to molest our dear Ciel.

This story has no plot, so don't try and look for one.

If it suddenly makes one on its own, my bad. D:

No beta...so expect grammar errors.

I was having some problems saving the file in Fanfic's documents. It kept smashing some words together with Alois's name...

"Ciel! Come out and play with me!" Alois Trancy yelled towards the second floor window of the household. "Ciel! I know you're awake! Stop ignoring me~!" He sung loudly, knowing how much Ciel detested his singing.

Inside, Ciel Phantomhive groaned in annoyance, burying his face in his pillow to block out the irritating screams of his friend. He had locked the window securely, covered it with heavy curtains, and made absolutely no loud sounds, hoping it would make it look like he had gone out.

"C-I-E-L! If you don't answer me, I'll tell the WHOLE neighborhood of what we did last night!"

Ciel blinked.

He hadn't been with Alois last night, so what was he blabbering about?

"Remember how we laid in my bed? Then you suddenly got on top of me and then you placed your hand in my-" Alois smirked evilly as the window was thrown open and he received a death glare from his very awake friend.

"I did no such thing! I wasn't even at your house yesterday!"

"Ciel! You're home!"

Ciel blinked and cursed, noticing he had been tricked out of hiding.

"Why have you been avoiding me Ciel? You haven't come to my house in days!" Alois pouted, crossing his arms.

"I don't know…maybe this is a good example?" Ciel exclaimed, motioning his arms over the whole scene he was causing. Few neighbors had peaked out to see what the commotion was, while others tuned out the yelling feast and continued to sleep.

"Ciel!" Alois whined.

"Alois!" Ciel hissed.

"Boys, please. Wouldn't it be better if you scream at each other inside, rather than in a Romeo and Juliet fashion?" The boys turned to the window opposite of Ciel's and spotted the disapproving Sebastian, Ciel's guardian, looking over the two.

"Shut up Sebastian." Ciel snarled, pulling himself back into his room and slamming the window shut, almost breaking the glass. Sebastian sighed at Ciel's crankiness and looked down to Alois.

"I'll be down to let you in."

Ciel stood in his shower, letting the warm water drench over him. He sighed as he could feel stress leaving his body from the whole ordeal that was so stressful to deal with, yet he somehow always ended up getting Ciel to hang out with him, which Ciel still couldn't understand how.

Ciel grabbed his sponge and lathered with his favorite tea-scented soap. Running the sponge over himself to clean, he listened to the commotion taking place downstairs. He could smell that Sebastian had begun breakfast and he seemed to be holding a conversation with Alois, though he couldn't tell what about.

After several moments, the conversation stopped and Ciel stopped listen, thinking they were about to begin eating. Wanting to hurry up before his own breakfast got cold; he replaced the sponge for the shampoo and squeezed the liquid into his hand. He ran the liquid through his hair, sometimes rubbing his face with the side of his arm to keep trails of the foam from entering his eyes.

After finishing, he rinsed the suds from his hair, along with his body. He reached for the conditioner and only grasped air. He looked over to the tray filled with various soaps and shampoos, but didn't see not one conditioner bottle.

He growled in annoyance and turned to open the curtain to call out for Sebastian, but jumped when saw a very naked Alois standing behind him with a very suspicious smirk on his lips. In his hands were the missing conditioner bottles as well.

"Alois? What are you doing in here! Get out!" Ciel command, reaching out to snatch the bottles, but was pushed back into the wall by Alois. Alois looked greedily over the exposed body, his grin growing larger.

"I wanted to clean you, but all that's left is your hair…how boring."

Ciel's eyebrow twitched at the wandering eyes. He kept himself from covering his body, not wanting to look or act like some shy girl. "Alois, give me the conditioner and go back downstairs before I kill you with whatever I can find in here." The threat was ignored once Alois bravely placed a finger on Ciel's chest and slowly drew circles on it.

"But Ciel. We always take baths together." Alois whispered, leaning over and nuzzling into the boy's neck. Ciel blushed at Alois's actions and held onto his scowling face.

"That was when we were children. We are teenagers, 13 and 14. Teenagers aren't suppose to do those things with their friends anymore."

Alois pouted.

"We are best friends though~!"

"Best friends or not, we are too old." Ciel pushed the boy away and snatched one of the bottles from his grasp. "Now get out and let me finish." He turned his back towards Alois and began to apply the conditioner to his hair.

"Fine! But first…"

Ciel gasped, squeezing tightly onto the bottle which soon exploded, sending the liquid sailing and sticking to the ceiling. He heard Alois snort and release a booming of laughter before scrambling out the shower and out the door.

"ALOIS!"

Sebastian rose an eyebrow.

"Ciel, are you alright?"

Ciel growled. "Shut up."

"…but Ciel, you seem to be having trouble sitting…"

"SHUT UP!"

Alois giggled from his spot opposite of the table. "He's just sore from the little smack I gave him. His ass was so cute, I couldn't resist!" Alois exclaimed. Sebastian and Ciel paled at the boy's statement, he was so bold that it was disturbing sometimes.

"You…smacked his ass?" Sebastian recited after getting over the shock, holding in his laughter. He ignored the dark vibes from his side and resumed eating his breakfast to keep his laughs at bay.

"Don't ever do that again or else I'll ban you from this household…again!" Ciel command before stuffing his mouth with a piece of bacon. Alois just laughed, waving his hand to dismiss the threat.

Alois never listened to any of his threats.

After breakfast, Alois and Ciel stayed at the table while Sebastian washed the dishes.

"I was able to get us some tickets to the amusement park today!" Alois pulled out four caramel-colored strips of paper. "One for you and me! And Sebastian too! Claude is going too!" Alois informed.

Sebastian smiled.

"Thank you, I'll be happy to go."

"I don't want to go. Amusement parks are annoying and give me headaches." Ciel mumbled, sipping the rest of his tea. Alois pouted for a moment before it turned into a full-fledged grin.

"Ciel, come with me!" Alois tugged the boy at the room quickly. Ciel struggled to get out his grasped and before he knew it, they were inside his room. Ciel was thrown onto his bed and straddled by Alois.

"Would you get off me!"

"I'm glad your contributing to the plan Ciel!"

Ciel blinked.

"Plan?"

Alois's smile fell. "You forgot the plan already? We've been planning it since school ended! Remember! Try and get Sebastian to fuck Claude so he can stop being such a tight-ass and actually show some emotion?" Alois said.

Ciel sighed. "You have such a repulsing vocabulary and disgusting mind."

"That's why you like me so much! If I weren't so wonderful, you'd be bored and stuck with Sebastian all day! Or maybe that Elizabetch girl?" Alois tilted his head in thought, remembering the girl vaguely.

"Her name is Elizabeth and she is my cousin, so I don't mind spending time with her."

"Whatever, anyway, the plan is moving forth! We aren't going to the amusement park, so they will be there with each other, aka, a date! Then Claude will be his usual self when it comes to Sebastian and Sebastian will be his usual self, and then before we know it, neither aren't coming home tonight~!" Alois beamed.

Ciel sighed again.

"I told you over and over, if they liked each other, they would have done something by now, but they haven't. What makes you think they will do anything?" The creepy smile he got made him nervous.

"Why my dear Ciel. The only way to get to the amusement park from here is through a certain area we all call the Love Avenue."

Ciel knew that place well due to Alois always tricking him there and always trying to find ways to get them booked into one of the hotels to do who knows what. Love Avenue was its nickname, since no one really knew the street's name. It was popular to the nightlife filled with bars, love hotels, prostitution, and drunks.

"It'll be night before the two get back. When they pass through there and feel all that sexual tension in the air, there is no way they'll be able to just drive on by! Especially after spending an entire day ALONE."

"…can you get off me?" Ciel questioned.

"I wonder how Claude is in bed? Ooohhh. No, I wonder how Sebastian is! One of them must have some kinky moves..."

"Alois! Get off me!" It didn't look like asking wasn't working, so he went right back to commands.

Alois looked down to the fuming, pouting face of his friend. He noticed his positioned and another teasing smirk appeared on his lips. Leaning down, he blew softly on Ciel's neck and ran his hands over the boy's hips.

"But Ciel, I like this position…we should experiment on are…likes." Alois murmured, slowly running his thumbs beneath Ciel's sweater and feeling the soft skin, sending a violent series of shivers through the boy's body.

"W-We aren't experimenting anything!" He tried moving away, only accidentally exposing more of his neck. Alois buried himself in the newfound skin and breathed in deeply Ciel's scent.

"You smell yummy."

Ciel blushed at the comment. "You always say that…stop sniffing me. You have a weird fetish." He mumbled as he felt the boy move closer to him, his fingers stopped exploring beneath his sweater and clung to his side.

"Alo-" He was cut off when he was squished into his friend's chest.

"Ciel." Alois breathed out, gaining the attention of his flustered friend. "Let's make out." He whispered, raising his hand and cupping the boy's chin, forcing Ciel to look him in the eye.

"Wh-what? Are you out of your mind?" Ciel exclaimed, though he made no attempts to move away.

Alois's eyes narrowed, glistening with a teasing shine. "That is almost true. My therapist said I'm on the brink of getting sent to an insane asylum again." Alois giggled at Ciel's gaping face.

"You…didn't gorge out another person's eye again…like your old maid Hannah, right?"

Alois glared at the thought of the woman. She was an old maid of his. She had looked him in the eye, when he had told her not too ever do so or talk to him, and then had tried to reason with him about something he couldn't remember. The woman had made him so pissed off that he had stabbed his fingers into her eye and squashed it like a grape.

Of course, police came, court was issued, he stated his reasons and threats, and off he went to an insane asylum for half his childhood. After he was released, he learned his mother had killed herself after he had been taken away and his father had died from disease. He was adopted by Claude, who had been his personal butler, but now his guardian.

They ended up moving to the outskirts of England. He had kept all his family's wealth, so it had been easy to find a decent home to buy.

"No, but who cares! Because of that whore, I was able to move here and met Ciel!" He cuddled more with the flustered boy, ignoring his shouts to be released. "Let's make out Ciel! Come on!"

"No! Get off me Alois!"

"Then let's fuck!"

"NO!"

"Come on! I promise I'll be extremely gentle…until you start begging me to be rough." Alois whispered into Ciel's ear, giving it a gentle nibble on the delicate earlobe.

"Who said you would be on top and I would be on bottom?" Ciel shouted.

Alois snickered. "How do you know about 'top' and 'bottom'? Naughty Ciel, have you been on Google again?"

Sebastian cleared his throat, looking over the little scene before him. He never knew Ciel could blushed so much before. "Alois, Claude is on the phone. You didn't mention to him you were coming over again."

Alois rolled his eyes.

"He should already know where I am!" Alois returned to nibbling on Ciel's earlobe, who screamed, struggling to get away. "Stop moving damnit! I won't be able to get you in the mood if you don't pay attention!"

"I don't want to be in the mood! Go talk to your guardian!"

"Ciel! Come on!" Alois looked to Sebastian. "Tell him I'm busy trying to fuck Ciel, I'll call him later."

Ciel gave Sebastian a glare that read 'I'll destroy your stuff entire cat collection if you leave me'. The threat worked once Sebastian walked out with Alois over his shoulder, who complaining about being man-handled and sexually harassed. Ciel sighed in relief, falling back onto his bed. He hesitantly ran his fingers over his ear and wrinkled his nose at the feeling of cool saliva.

He pulled himself out the bed and walked down the stairs, entering the main hallway.

"Ciel is really sick, so he can't go…"

What?

Ciel looked over, seeing Alois leaning against the wall. The phone was to his ear while he looked over his nails in boredom. He spotted Ciel and waved wildly before flashing three on his fingers and sticking them into his mouth.

Ciel shivered, realizing the meaning.

"Alois!"

Alois beamed and returned his attention back onto the phone, pulling his fingers out his mouth. "I didn't do anything. Ciel just misses me. We were almost about to start fucking like I said."

"We were not, stop saying such lies!"

"Ciel is just being bashful…huh? Oh, he is sick. Really really sick."

"I-mmph!" Ciel's mouth was covered by Alois's hand.

"Yeah, I'm on my way home so I can get some things for Ciel! I want to be his nurse tonight~! Oh and Sebastian and yourself are still going to the amusement park." Alois hung up quickly before Claude could questioned him again and release Ciel before he could bite his hand. "Thanks Ciel! Now my plan is in motion! I have to go home and get some supplies though, I'll be spending the night to watch over you~!"

"I'm not sick though…"

Alois chuckled. "Of course you're not sick. You're pretending to be sick and then I'll pretend to be sick as well if Claude doesn't let me be your nurse. Either way, I win."

"You are the stupidest friend I ever had…" Ciel mumbled, rubbing his temples in annoyance.

Alois laughed and attacked Ciel in another hug, who in return, struggled as usual.

"I'm your best friend~!" Alois turned Ciel's face towards him and smashed his lips against the others. Ciel froze at the contact. Alois had always had a love to kiss him at the most unexpected times. It had started ever since they had witnessed some girls doing it.

"If girls can experiment, we can too!" Alois beamed, pushing Ciel against a desk.

Ever since the incident two days ago, Alois had been intrigued over the thought. Ciel had gotten annoyed, he hadn't really cared much about what he had seen, but that was until Alois suddenly grabbed him and took him in the abandoned astrology clubroom.

"I don't want to experiment." Ciel mumbled.

"Come on~! We only trust each other. Everyone else has already lost their lip virginity besides us!" Alois urged, poking at Ciel's cheek, smirking at the pout he got.

"I said no!"

Alois ignored him and cupped his cheeks, forcing him to stay still. "It won't be that bad. I heard that if you can tie a cherry stem into a perfect knot, you're a good kisser. I can do that!"

Ciel blinked.

"Is that why you were always eating the cherries that were suppose to go into Sebastian's pies?"

Alois tapped on Ciel's cheeks, frowning. "Come on Ciel, let's just kiss and see what happens. I'm losing my patience."

Ciel growled. "I already lost my patience, but you seem not to understand th-" Alois shut him up, placing his lips tenderly on his.

The world seemed to come to a halt at that moment for Ciel.

His friend was kissing him.

His friend was kissing him.

His friend was fucking kissing him!

Alois took advantage of Ciel's state of shock and pushed his tongue forcefully into his mouth, tasting around the cavern. Ciel's eyes snapped shut, he felt his body tremble at the strange actions. Alois's tongue darted around, tasting anything and everything before grabbing onto Ciel's tongue and forcing him to contribute to the tongue war. He didn't want to be alone on trying to test out kissing.

Ciel hesitated, responding by repeating Alois's actions. He jumped a tad at Alois's loud moan and blushed when he realized it was his doing, but somehow it brought on confidence. Alois grabbed onto Ciel's shoulders and pulled him closer. They breathed through their noses, keeping their lips sealed together. Alois moved his hands from Ciel's shoulders to Ciel's hips and pulled him up, forcing him to seat on the desk, his legs parted widely.

Alois slowly pulled away, a string of saliva clung to his and Ciel's lips. Ciel blushed at the sight while Alois stared in awe at Ciel's flustered status. He felt himself grow hard and before he could stop himself, he pushed his hips into Ciel's and grounded them together. Ciel gasped loudly, feeling shocks of pleasure run through his body.

"Ah! Alois! St-sto…ahh…!"

"What's the matter Ciel~? You seem to be liking this very much." Alois whispered anxiously, latching onto Ciel's neck and creating more pleasing moans and few breathless protests against his actions.

"Uwah!"

The boys separated quickly, looking to the door to see a female, blushing brightly towards the two and realizing they noticed her presence. "Wo-wow…I-I mean! Sorry! I didn't mean to interrupt! Oh wow…oh wooowwww." She squealed and closed the door, her footsteps echoed that she was running away from the scene of the crime.

"…wasn't that a teacher?"

"…I think that was the principal…"

Alois pulled away and grinned at his horrified friend.

"You're even cuter when your traumatized. Maybe I should try out some kinky methods next?" He whispered, only to be pulled back by a strong hold. He looked back and frowned at Sebastian.

"I think it is time to go Alois."

"Yes! Get out!" Ciel agreed, pointing to the front door.

Alois huffed and pulled himself out of Sebastian grip. "I'll be back later Ciel! Oh and here." He handed Sebastian his amusement park ticket and hid Ciel and his inside his coat pocket. He winked to Sebastian who gave a questionable glance as the boy skipped out the door, closing it behind him.

"I hate him…"

Claude pulled up to the driveway spotting Sebastian and Ciel already waiting for them to arrive. He scowled at the smirk he received from Sebastian. Prying his hands from the steering wheel, he opened the car door and slammed it shut, glaring at his friend for the day.

"Alois fell asleep." He said simply to Ciel, though his eyes never wavered from Sebastian's gaze.

Ciel rolled his eyes at the glaring contest and strolled over to the side of the car, peaking inside to see Alois was indeed sleep. He opened the car door and reached over to tap him, but the boy fell from sitting position and laid down on the seats. Ciel groaned, crawling over Alois and shaking him to wake him up. Alois's eyelids twitched, but stayed closed. His lips parted and strings of words raced out in low whispers.

Ciel grew curious and leaned down, trying to catch what he was saying.

"…Ciel, suck on it…like that…aahh..."

"Alois!" Ciel whacked the boy in the head, his face turned red, from either embarrassment or fury.

Alois snapped up and held his head as he felt sudden pain surge. "Ouch…what happened?" He groaned, looking over to the growling boy. He blinked, remembering where he was and what had happened. "Ciel!" He clung onto his friend which resulted in Ciel losing balance and both tumbling out the car and onto the lawn, luckily gaining a soft landing because of the grass. "I had the most wonderful dream on my way here! Have you ever thought of how much of my dick you could put into your mouth?"

"No I haven't!"

"Well let's try it tonight!"

"No, I'm sick, remember? Which you should be too?" He hissed under his breath, looking over to the suspicious adults. Alois froze at that, completely forgetting that he was suppose to be in pain. He fell to his knees and groaned, holding his stomach.

"It hurts Ciel! I told you we shouldn't have ate that gross food at that diner!" He wailed, hoping his plan hadn't failed. Luckily, the two idiots bought it, or maybe decided to ignore it.

"We'll be back around four-"

"Midnight." The two boys unison.

Sebastian blinked.

"We mean…the ticket expires at midnight! It would be best if you use it up till then!" Alois placed on a wary smile. Claude stared, not liking what where this was going. He had a feeling Alois was up to something again.

"Well, let's be off Claude." Sebastian seated himself in the passenger's seat.

"…I don't understand why we still have to go if they aren't coming." Claude muttered, pulling out a large duffel bag and handing it to Alois. He returned back to the driver's side and started the car. The boys watched as the car pulled out the driveway and drove off. After they were out of distance, Alois returned to his hyper self and beamed at Ciel.

"I brought the stuff." He giggled and ran to the house, followed by a confused Ciel, wondering what he meant by stuff.

"What stuff?"

"This is childish…"

"I think it's fun!"

Ciel and Alois sat in the living room in their pajamas. On the long table sat various snacks and beverages along with stacks of movies, CDs, and video games. The lights were dimmed, Alois was afraid of the dark, and the television was on. Alois had chosen a horror movie saying he hoped it would drive Ciel into his arms. Ciel stated he wasn't afraid of horror movies to Alois's disappointment, but still put the movie on.

Halfway through their horror movie feast, Ciel had fallen asleep, curled up like a cat. Alois stared long and hard at the sleeping boy, wondering if he should wake him or just leave him be. He checked the clock to see it was only ten thirty.

"Ciel." He whispered, shaking the boy.

Ciel mumbled, turning away from the hand and clinging onto one of the sofa pillows. Alois held in his laughter and poked the boy in the side, rewarding him with a groan, which reminded Alois of his forgotten other plan.

A smirk crept up on his lips and he leaned down.

"Ciel…are you awake?" He whispered lowly in the boy's ear.

Ciel didn't respond.

The smirk grew.

"Good." Alois reached and grabbed onto the top button of Ciel's shirt. Before he could unbutton, his hand was smacked away. He hissed and waved the hand to get rid of the stinging. A grumpy Ciel sat up, glaring wearily at the other.

"I don't trust you."

Alois pouted. "It's your fault! You tempted me!"

Ciel grumbled and stood from the couch, yawning.

"I'm going to bed." He announced and tried to leave, but was grabbed fell into Alois's lap. Alois clung onto the droopy lad and grinned at the small lack of resistance.

"Don't leave me alone Ciel. I'll get scared!"

Ciel yawned again.

"Then stop watching the movies and come to bed."

Alois blinked.

"…not that way you pervert." Ciel hissed after the sudden silence he received. Ciel pulled himself out of Alois's grip and hurried up the stairs to get to his comfortable bed before he fell asleep on the stairs.

Ciel fell onto his bed and sighed in bliss as sleep started to wash over him. He closed his eyes, hearing Alois downstairs, shuffling around. The sound of the television stopped, then was followed by footsteps up the stairs.

The door opened and closed.

"Ciel, let me sleep with you. I don't want to sleep on the floor." Alois whined, kicking his sleeping bag under Ciel's bed and jumping in before he could reply. Ciel sighed, pulling the covers over himself and turning to face the wall.

"Turn off the lights."

Alois did so, using the neon-lit alarm clock as his light source from the dark, and silence took over.

"Ciel…Ciel…"

Ciel groaned, turning over to face Alois's sleeping face. He looked over to his alarm clock and saw that it was three in the morning.

"Cieeelll…ahhh…" Alois moaned, burying his face deeper into his pillow. Ciel, still half asleep, looked back to Alois.

"What?" He mumbled.

Alois shifted a moment and let out another loud moan.

"Ciel…hot…"

Ciel blinked, his mind slowly began to unclog from sleep as more moans wailed out. He blushed deeply once he understood what was happening. Alois was having a wet dream about him!

"Alois!"

Alois smirked evilly.

"Yes…scream my name…"

"Alois!"

"…yes…keep screaming…"

Ciel smacked his forehead in frustration.

"Ahhh…Ciel…you're so good…"

"Then I'm on top." Ciel said simply, knowing what reaction he would get back.

Alois jolted away from the comment.

"What?" He groaned, looking up to a fuming Ciel. He thought for a moment, wondering why Ciel was so mad. It took him a moment to noticed a stiffening in his lower regions and came to the conclusion of Ciel's behavior.

"Alois, I think it would be best if you either sleep on the floor, on the couch, or even in Sebastian's bed. I don't want to keep waking up to you moaning my name in your sick fantasies!"

Alois clung to the boy.

"My sick fantasies are amazing. I wish you would experience them with me…like now." Alois turned them around so that he was straddling the boy. Ciel growled, giving him the evil eye.

"Alois, I'm too tired to be dealing with your teasing."

Alois ignored him, running his fingers down Ciel's simple button-up shirt that was his pajamas. He made it far too easy for him to just take him there. "I can give you some energy back." Alois grabbed onto the buttons of his own shirt, similar to Ciel's. He slowly loosen each and watched Ciel gap at the small show he was given until his shirt was off, leaving him in his boxers.

"Ciieeellll." He threw his shirt onto the floor and leaned down, his fingers resuming their journey on Ciel's shirt. "You and I both know we want this to happen tonight." Alois leaned over and gave a lick at Ciel's neck, tugging down the collar to gain more access.

Ciel shivered.

"We can-" He yipped at a small bite on his shoulder as he felt his shirt being unloosen and parted open. He closed his eyes as if felt Alois's own eyes roaming over his body.

Alois pressing his ring finger onto Ciel's flat nipple and rubbed it slowly. It reacted instantly, standing up. Alois felt the shivers running through Ciel's body and licked his lips, staring at the other unattended one.

"Ah!" Ciel's eyes shot open and he looked down, seeing Alois's lips latched onto his nipple. "Alois! Don't do that! Let it go!"

Alois sucked at the innocent flesh, biting and licking it, watching it harden and turn light red from the abuse. He let it go, watching Ciel's chest heave up and down. He continued to explore, sliding his tongue over the chest area before going down lower, meeting the rim of the boxers.

Ciel laid there almost paralyzed. He knew what was happening, but couldn't stop it. His body was on fire from the touches. He held in any noise radiating from him, not wanting to satisfy Alois's actions.

"Ciel, should I stop?" Alois breathed, playing with the boxers elastic, brushing his fingers sneakily into them every now and then.

Ciel swallowed.

"What do you think?"

Alois sighed and pulled away, but was stopped when an arm looped around his neck and pulled him back. He blinked, staring at the black fabric and peeked up at Ciel who had his free arm hiding his face. Understanding, he smirked devilishly and grasped onto the sides of the underwear.

"Good to have you cooperate Ciel~!"

Ciel clawed at the pillow beneath him, letting out breathless gasps. Alois looked over the image before returning down, licking slowly at Ciel's erect member. He pulled away, blowing gently on the tip, gaining a loud cry.

"You're getting bigger." Alois commented, placing another long lick on the head, ridding of pre-cum dribbling out. Gripping the organ and rubbing it slowly with his hand, he used his other free hand and waved it slowly towards Ciel.

Ciel spotted the hand and looked towards Alois through half-opened eyes. He watched the usual teasing smirk appear before he placed three fingers into his mouth, sucking and licking on them.

Ciel blushed, but couldn't look away from the scene.

Alois pulled out each finger one by one, placing them on Ciel's right thigh before trailing them down with his nails. Ciel shivered instantly at the rough feeling before they paused.

"Spread your legs wider Ciel."

Ciel never felt so nervous in his life. He felt his legs tremble and he knew Alois could see them doing so, which only made him much more embarrassed and nervous. His pride was going down the drain like rushing water and didn't like it at all. Also, didn't he mention that he wouldn't be on bottom?

While Ciel had an inner battle with himself, Alois lost his patience and took measures into his own hands. "I'll do it!" Alois exclaimed, using both his hands, making sure the lubricated fingers didn't get wiped away, and pushed them opened on his own, holding them in place with his elbows.

"Stop!" Ciel exclaimed, trying to close his legs back, but was stopped by the elbow barrier. Alois looked over the puckered hole and leaned down, inspecting it. "Will this be my new favorite place to lick when it comes to Ciel?" He said a loud.

"Lick? Don't you dare!" Ciel kicked the boy away and crawled backwards, glaring at him to give him a point that he wasn't allowing Alois anywhere close near him again. "I think we are done here!" Ciel disappeared under the comforters and stared into the endless darkness.

Alois disappeared under the covers as well, grabbing Ciel by the waist and turning him onto his stomach. "What are you doing? I told you no!" Ciel cried, struggling to get away as Alois grasped the twin cheeks, parting them to reveal the entrance again. He ducked the kicking legs and leaned down, running his tongue over the opening.

Ciel screamed out in surprised.

"Al-Alo…" Ciel moaned, clenching his eyes together at the sudden rush of pleasure. Alois continued to lap at the hole, sometimes sticking the tip of his tongue inside, earning louder moans from his friend. He pulled out, licking his lips in satisfaction. He looked at his fingers and frowned to see that the saliva had dried up. He flipped Ciel over and pushed the covers from off them to see each other with the help of the light from alarm clock.

"You have to lubricate now. It'll be much sexier that way."

Ciel panted as Alois ran his fingers over Ciel's lower lip. He was losing himself in the passion again. He clenched his lips together for a moment before parted them, allowing the digits in. He sucked carefully on them, not sure if he was doing it right or seemed to be a bigger expert on it. Alois plucked his fingers out his friend's lips and placed his own lips on Ciel's. As Alois distracted Ciel, he carefully hovered the lubricated fingers over Ciel's entrance and slowly ran over it in small circles, sometimes testing it with the tips of the digits. After several moments of this, he carefully thrust one in.

A gasp threw off the atmosphere though.

Alois parted from his kiss with Ciel and glanced back at the door, staring at the stunned Sebastian. Ciel pushed Alois off him and glared at Sebastian whom continued to stay froze in place.

"Get out!" He yelled, grabbing a dart from his dartboard hovering over his bed and threw it at the man. Sebastian caught it with ease, he had developed excellent reflexes over the years with raising Ciel, and snapped out his gaze.

"Excuse me." He murmured, quickly exiting the room and closing the door quietly behind him.

Silence loomed over the room.

"…do we keep going?"

"No!"

Morning had come and both boys had woken up late in the morning. They trudged down the stairs, still in their sleep dazes, and spotted Sebastian and Claude seated at the kitchen table in silence. Ciel froze at the kitchen stairs as memories of last night came crashing down. He slowly inched to return up the stairs, but accidentally bumped into Alois, sending them flying onto the floor and gaining the attention of the two guardians.

Claude's eyebrow twitched as he stared at the various hickeys on Ciel's neck. He knew it had been a bad idea to leave the two alone.

"You two finally woke up." Sebastian proclaimed, placing on a twitching smile.

"Now, we need to talk about last night activities that I walked in on."

Ciel and Alois now sat in Claude and Sebastian's old seats as the two adults stood over them with firm glances.

"Now Ciel, I'm very disappointed in you. Ever since you turned thirteen, you've seen to believe you are much older than you appear….well actually, you've always acted this way ever since I adopted you…" Sebastian murmured the last part to himself, ignoring Ciel's snort.

Claude just stared at Alois who glared back in turn. It seemed they were having a mental argument from the how Alois's glare melted away and he looked to be on the verges of crying, thus he buried his face in his arms to not face him anymore.

"So, I'm surprised I'm actually saying this, but Ciel, you are hereby grounded to the second floor until further notice. I will provide you with food three times a day, excluding dessert of course, and you will have no guests, along with that, no computer or television, which really doesn't matter since you don't use them."

"What?" Ciel jumped up and slammed his hands against the table. He was getting banned from his sweets? For who knows how long! He could feel apart of himself dying. "That is outrageous and no where near fair!"

"When one is grounded, rules and restricts aren't fair. They are only enforced." Claude stated, glancing over to Alois. "No Ciel or leaving the mansion until further notice." Was all he had to say before Alois began to scream and beg for mercy.

"The mansion is boring! What can I do there without Ciel?"

"You can read…"

"I don't like reading!"

"Assist the triplets in their chores."

"That isn't funny!"

"I wasn't trying to be funny."

"Good because you have no sense of humor!"

"..."

Alois growled at being ignored before remembering the other night's plans. He looked over the two and saw nothing really had changed, nor did the supposedly noticeable sexual tension waver.

"You guys didn't fuck? How is that possible! That plan was full-proof!"

"Alois!" Ciel hissed, trying to get him to shut up. He didn't need any more trouble.

"Plan?" Sebastian rose an eyebrow. He watched Ciel's throwing cautious looks at Alois, almost pleading for him not to continue to speak. Alois instantly quieted down once he realized he had spoken aloud. Sebastian ran over all the information and the events of the other day before a light bulb went off. "You planned to…" He sighed, rubbing his temples in annoyance. Claude had seemed to catch on as well from the glare he was given the boys. "Anyway, what was going through your heads? How did you even think you could do such things and not get caught?"

Alois looked to Ciel, who pointedly ignored him.

"Well…" Alois started off, but was silenced by Claude's movement.

"Let's go." He said in a stern, 'don't defy my order' tone.

Alois slumped and followed his guardian, waving back to Ciel who still ignored him. Once the two were gone, Sebastian turned his attention back onto the silence boy.

"Upstairs, now."

Ciel scoffed, but complied, leaving the kitchen.

Once he was gone, Sebastian fell back into his seat and rubbed his temples.

"Why did I adopt a child in the first place?"

Yes, it ends here because my brain died. ='D

This would have been up sooner, but I started around 4 PM and up till 2 in the morning, so I had to sleep…then wake up and fix it more. Okay, I know I screwed up almost everyone's personalities. Reason for that is because I just started getting back into writing Kuroshitsuji fics, so it'll take me a while to adjust. My mind is still hovering around the Naruto fandom, so Naruto and Sasuke's personalities are embedded in my brain, sooooo adjusting to new characters is so hard. D:

Please forgive me. ;-;