Hello, fellow fanfiction-ers! Yes I made that word up. Here, from pencildragon98, another stupid and random parody! I do not own Pendragon. D.J. MacHale does. Note – I wrote this because of my little cousin who loves Ke$ha, which I do not. I prefer Breaking Ben, but hey, everyone's different. Enjoy the stupidity! Or just wear headphones to block it out. They always work for me! (please don't)

It was an unusual morning in Halla. Saint Dane was on YouTube. Halla was about to come to an end."What is this…YouTube thing that Pendragon loves so much? I might see what it is."

He typed "YouTube" into the Google search box. was the first suggestion, so he clicked on it. "It is a website?" he asked himself. He stared at the screen in amazement as it loaded.

"So…it is a video sharing website." He looked at one of the most popular videos and got confused.

"How do I pronounce this?" he said, looking at "Tik Tok by Ke$ha." "K…E…dollar sign…H…A?"

He clicked on it, wanting to know what 'Ke$ha' was. Music began to play and a woman began singing. He leaned back tapped his foot to the music.

He sat up and smiled at the screen. "I still don't know what K-E-dollar sign-H-A is, but I like this music. I've never heard anything like it. But then…I could write better."

Little did he know, Bobby was hiding the under the bed the whole time, giggling quietly.

Dane picked up a piece of paper and a pencil and began writing. When he finished, he put the paper down, satisfied with his work. "This is perfect. It is the greatest song invented in all of Halla, by your favorite god, me!"

"Don't sing…" Bobby whispered quietly to himself. "I think I'll sing it. I have a beautiful singing voice…" Dane said out loud. "And he's singing…" Bobby whimpered. Music began playing randomly and Dane started dancing.

Wake up in the morning, gonna kill Bobby.

Get my suit, I'm out the flume, I'm gonna hit this territory.

Fore' I leave, eat Siry, and a little of Jen.

Cause' when I follow this plot, I ain't looking back.

I'm talking bout' shooting Press in the back, back,

Getting Nevva off the track, track,

Spader destroying all of First Earth.

Ruling all the territories,

Killing off all the Earthlings,

Gonna get a little destructive…

Halla, kill Aja, Nevva, blow this place up!

Tonight, imma fight, til' Denduron is mine!

Tick tak, go Veelox, we're so close but then we're stopped, no.

No-no-no no, no-no-no no.

Ain't got an ally in Halla, but got plenty of charm.

Ain't really done anything, but already caused harm.

Now all the people lining up, cause they hear we are better.

But we kick them to Cloral unless they look like Loor. (not Loor though!)

I'm talking bout' all the klees getting poisoned.

Seegan looks a little green, green.

Gonna smack him if he gets too mean, mean.

Now, now, we go until they find us out, out.

Or the travelers shut us down, down.

Travelers shut us down, down.

Travelers shut us-

Halla, kill Aja, Nevva, blow this place up!

Tonight, imma fight, til' Denduron is mine!

Tick tak, go Veelox, we're so close but then we're stopped, no.

No-no-no no, no-no-no no.

You beat me up, you push me down.

My head, it pounds, yeah, you beat me.

With my hands up, you beat me now.

But not for long, this ain't over.

You beat me up, you push me down.

My head, it pounds, yeah, you beat me.

Drop that weapon, put your hands up, you're gonna DIE!

Now the chaos don't start til' I walk in…

Halla, kill Aja, Nevva, blow this place up!

Tonight, imma fight, til' Denduron is mine!

Tick tak, go Veelox, we're so close but then we're stopped, no.

No-no-no no, no-no-no no.

By this moment, Bobby had had enough of Dane's singing (which wasn't really good after all). Bobby covered his ears and began to sing loudly:

"Just stop, get a mop, I think I'm gonna throw up.

Tonight, imma hide, til' Saint Dane stops singing.

Tick tock, on the clock, but Saint Dane will not leave, no.

NO-NO-NO NO! NO-NO-NO NO!"

Dane looked around, startled by the voice. "I know you're here Pendragon. Come out."

"Nana nana boo boo! You'll never find me!" Bobby teased.

Bobby began to laugh, but stopped when he saw Dane's eyes staring right at him.

"Oh crap." "Why hello, Pendragon! What are you doing in my house? Did you like my singing? Come, join me!"

"I don't think so…I mean, I'm not a good singer."

"C'mon…we could post videos to this…'YouTube' place and become famous!"

"I'm getting out of here now." Bobby shot out from under the bed, opened the door, and made a run for it.

"Fine, stupid Second Earth boy. I'm going to become famous, and you'll get nothing! Ha! I shall rule YouTube! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then Saint Dane went crazy and started singing again.

The End…for now…

I'm going to get killed now, right? Don't even tell me…though for some miraculous reason if you did like it, I shall accept requests. Any of your favorite hits by your favorite artists, sung by your favorite traveler/travelers! Though the only artist I shall not accept is Justin Beaver. That is the only rule. But it can be rock, pop, rap, country, or anything else! (Rock is preferred!) Thank you, peace out, and good night! (or good morning)