Tick Tock

InuSess

A thin line of sweat dripped from Inuyasha's hair line down his face as he stood between two vicious demons. They had black hair, pale skin, miko powers, and were named Kagome and Kikyo.

Oh, did I forget to mention that both were really pissed at Inuyasha? No? My bad.

"Well?" Kagome prompted, having to resist the act to tap her foot or 'sit' Inuyasha.

"Yes," Kikyo added, "who do you choose?"

Sighing, Inuyasha closed his eyes and prevented an eye twitch. Who the heck did they think they were to ask him such a question? 'Who did he love more?' As if his actions over the past months hadn't already dictated who, he chose.

"Id you must know, I choose-" he began, eyes back open. But he didn't get to finish.

"You choose Kikyo don't you? Even after all the things I've done foe you!" Kagome wailed and pointed incredulously in the other's direction.

"Actually, Kagome-"

"Oh, so you prefer my whore of a reincarnation, huh? So all those years of us being together meant absolutely nothing?" Kikyo fisted her hands at her side, her temper flaring, mouth snarling out the words.

"I am not a whore! This is the uniform for my school in my time; I've already told you that!"

"Well, then I'm glad I won't live to see such times. It'd be a disgrace to our land's honor."

"Yeah, well, at least I didn't stick him to a tree! That really showed how much you loved him!"

"At least I'm useful and have half a brain! You broke the stupid shiko no tama into tiny pieces! How incompetent can you get?"
By now, both of them were facing each other, ready to start a full out cat fight; scratching, hitting, and hair pulling included. The rest of Inuyasha's company – Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kirara – were at the sidelines, watching with amused and sympathetic looks.

Inuyasha soon had enough.

"Kagome! Kikyo! Both of you shut up!" At this, they both looked to him; once again expectant. "Do you wish to know who I want or not?"

Both nodded rapidly.

"Well I choose…" he trailed off, closing his eyes and sniffing the breeze that brought a new scent with it. Smirking, he opened his eyes to see his older half-brother Sesshoumaru walk out from the bushes surrounding their camp; Rin and the green imp no where to be seen.

Inuyasha came up between the two girls who stood shoulder to shoulder and pushed them apart to get to Sesshoumaru who stood behind them.

"Inuyasha, this is not a time to fight!"

"Yeah, just tell us already!"

Both girls were exasperated, thinking that he was trying to get out of the matter with a simple distraction.

"I choose," Inuyasha said again, smiling faintly at Sesshoumaru who had an eyebrow raised. Getting closer, he ignored the two bickering girls behind him. Quite suddenly, he was in Sesshoumaru's personal bubble, wrapped his arms around his neck, and pulled their lips together.

After getting to shut the hell up, and getting his mate to join in the fun, he pulled apart, a little flustered.

"Him," Inuyasha finally finished, breathless.

Both Kikyo and Kagome looked sick and pale when they fainted.

Turning around to gauge his friends' reactions, he was met with an all-knowing smirk, a gentle smile, a shrug, and a happy "meow".

He was then turned around by his alpha and kissed heatedly before being asked, "What did this Sesshoumaru hear about choosing?"

Shrugging, Inuyasha answered, "Women. What can you do?"

"Indeed."

moa~

A/N: okay, this is just a story to hold you over until I get enough confidence to write the final (hopefully) chapter for Old Blood Revived. Yes, I know I should be working on it, I just can't figure out how to have it end. Like, does King go with Drake, or do they have a love/hate relationship where King ends up killing/hunting Drake or something vise versa? And I can't have Drake stay with King and help them (Abby and Zoe) hunt down vampires. That would be WAY too OOC. So, help?