Welcome to Morganville. Morganville is like any other small town in Texas. Dry,dusty,hot. With a major leech problem. Well,more like vampire. Yes,that's right,I said vampire. When the sun goes down,the vampires come out to play. So this is my guide to surviving in vamptown.

Guide Chapter 1

Q-When can you go outside?
A-Nevar! *sigh* Okay,you can go out during the time the sun is up. But when it turns dusk,you're food. So lock yourself up in your house and do NOT go outside for any reason until the sun is up.

Q-Can I be eaten if I go outside at night?
A-*sigh* Yes. I cannot stress how much you will become FOOD if you go OUTSIDE at NIGHT! Oh my God!

Q-Do vampires eat nerds?
A-No,they taste too much like computer...

Q-Does silver really burn vampires?
A-Yeah. The next time you see a vampire ask him,"Can I pwetty pwease sprinkle some silver on you?"

Q-Does anyone out there have any more questions to be answered by me?
A-Hope so. :)

Okay so please send me questions in private messages or in reviews to be put in the next chapter. I will answer them and you could help someone who reads the Guide. Oh,and here's a question I got asked,but has nothing to do with Morganville:

Q-Do you like Shrek?
A-YES! SHREK!

-NothingnessAlchemist