I thought this up and wondered how this would do.

You woke up and looked at the calendar.

"What day is it today?" You ran your finger down to today's date. It was circled. "Hmm? Why is it circled again?" You scratched your head as you ran through all the reasons of why the date would be circled.

Bel was going to hunt you down today? No. That was last week.

I have to pay Marmon for the new weapons? No. I would never pay him.

Your eyes widened as your hand started to shake. No… You took a deep breath and screamed your lungs out. Downstairs, Squalo nearly spilled his coffee from the sudden screaming. Angry, he slammed his coffee on the table and ran upstairs. He kicked your door open to see you on your knees.

"VOI! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SCREAM, FUCKING RETARDED WOMAN?" Squalo yelled into the room causing an echo. You turned to face Squalo and suddenly your face brightened up. You got up to your feet and ran to the long-haired man. "What?" You looked up at him as if he was your god.

"Thank you!" You yelled as you ran passed him and down the stairs.

"What the fuck was that about?" Squalo asked himself.

"Oh~?" Squalo heard. He turned his head to see Lussuria dressed up. "I wanted to go shopping with [Y/N] –chan today, but she's not here." Squalo's eye started to twitch. "Oh~! Squ-chan! You can come!"

"FUCK NO!" Squalo yelled.

"Aww~! Don't be like that~! Come on~!" Lussuria said as he grabbed Squalo. You peeked at them and sighed. Thank god, you didn't have to go with Lussuria shopping today. You had to go clothes shopping with Lussuria today was the reason why the date was circled. You wanted to think of a plan to get out of going shopping but you forgot completely. Hey, you didn't particularly hate going shopping. However with Lussuria is a whole different story. He had to go get his nails done. He had to go to style up his hair and he took forever to find the right shoes and clothes. And worst of all, he NEVER took lunch breaks. No matter how long he was walking, he never stopped for even a snack! You prayed to the heaven's, telling them that you're very grateful for the sacrifice that they gave you, Squalo. Lussuria's always wanted to style up Squalo's hair and dress him up after all.

"Thank you, heavens, for giving me Squalo as the perfect sacrifice."

Hahahahaha. Yeah. Hope Squalo wasn't out of character here. I was thinking that he might kill Lussuria in this one but it wouldn't be any fun. LOL.