This is an idea I've had for few weeks. Whenever I have some free I'll make these quick epilog oneshots. Enjoy ^_^

One week.

It's been one week since Hiccup and the other kids told Stoic and the rest of the village about the relationships with their dragons and at first Stoic the Vast was upset but now that a week has passed he wasn't bothered by it anymore. He was happy his son found someone… or in this case something who'll spend the rest of his life with him. During this time there were no problems; everything was like how it used to be before the teens told everyone, which was until people starting to complain about the noise, but for some reason everyone besides the chief, knew that there was going to be an increase in noise. It was expected when two beings make love. So Stoic told the villagers that he'll speak to his son about it.

"Dad, it wasn't us." The boy looked at his dragon, who agreed, giving a nod. "If it was us you would have been the first person to know."

"Well then who is it?" he demanded.

Hiccup shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know" He said "But I can find out. I'll ask around today and when I find who is it I'll ask them to keep it down."

The red bearded man gave a huff. "Fine." He said "You have until tomorrow morning. If I get one more noise complaint by tomorrow there will be consequences."

Hiccup gave his father a nod and he and Toothless began searching for the culprits. They started at Astrid's house. The blonde was outside sharpening her axe when they arrived. Stormfly was peacefully resting and watching her mate.

"Hey Astrid! The red head called over to her. Astrid stopped grinding her weapon and looked at the duo.

"Hi Hiccup. How's your day going?" She asked, giving them a friendly smile.

"Not so good." He shook his head.

"Why's that?"

"Dad said he's been getting noise complaints from some of the villagers. He told me to ask around, see who's doing it, and tell them to stop."

Stormfly walked beside Astrid, and gave her two cents on the matter.

"I can tell you it's not us. We have our own secret place in the forest." The dragoness told Hiccup.

"Thanks for letting us know." He smiled at her.

Astrid gave the boy a confused look.

"I didn't say anything. She said

"I was talking to Stormfly… oh yeah I forgot I'm the only one who knows Dragonese. Your dragon told me that it wasn't you guys because you two have a secret place in the forest you go to when you guys want to do it."

The female gave an embarrassed laugh. "Well yeah of course we have a secret place. It would be really embarrassing if the whole village had to hear what we were doing."

"It was probably Hookfang and Snotlout." The Nadder said, butting into the conversation. "Even though they love each other that dragon loves to play weird jokes on him. One time he convinced a Terror to go mount him right before the two were about to make love."

"That's horrible. I'm sure he felt betrayed, having another dragon mount him." Toothless said, in horror but Stormfly just gave a small chuckle.

"No. Not really. Apparently his human enjoys it."

"Well if he likes then I guess that's good for him." Hiccup told her.

Astrid, who had no idea what was being said between Hiccup and the dragons, simply stood there with her arms crossed, waiting for Hiccup to finish talking. Hiccup noticed Astrid waiting and decided to talk to her.

"Stormfly told me that it might have been Hookfang and Snotlout. Toothless and I are going to see if it was them." He said to her.

"Okay. Good luck."

As they started walking away Astrid yelled to them. "Hiccup, wait!"

The boy turned. "Yeah?"

"Maybe one day you could teach me Dragonese so I can know what Stormfly is saying."

"That's a good idea. Maybe one of these days I can teach you and the others."

The dragon and boy spent the whole day asking the others if it was them but surprisingly they all gave Hiccup the similar answer as Stormfly. Snotlout said that when he and Hookfang did do it he would secure his mouth shut so he wouldn't make a lot of noise and to Hiccup's surprise the dragon really enjoyed it. The next person they saw was Fishlegs, who was very cautious when he talked about sex while Meatlug was around. Apparently the dragon wasn't comfortable letting others know what she and her human do. But after ten minutes of careful word choosing, Fishlegs was able to tell them that it wasn't them.

"Well bud the only ones left are the twins." The boy said as they approached their house. As Hiccup was about to knock on the door he heard what sounded like a shout coming from behind the house. The two looked at each other.

"You heard that, right?" Hiccup asked.

"Yes let's go see who caused it." Toothless suggested.

The two went behind the house they noticed the noise was coming from Barf and Belch's dragon house that was attached to the main building.

"Yeah! That's it Barf! Go deeper!" a voice said inside. The two stopped walking and looked at each other.

"I guess we now know who's making all the noise." Hiccup assessed, looking at Toothless

"Should we interrupt them?" The dragon asked

"I don't think that's polite." The teen replied "But it won't hurt to watch." He said with a wide grin.

"Yeah, I guess it won't hurt to watch." The Night Fury agreed.

They crept to the nearest window and to their amusement an interesting show was being performed. The Zippleback was on his back, Tuffnut riding on the dragon's hemipenis and Ruffnut was getting licked by her dragon, Barf. As Tuffnut rode the dragon's shaft he stroked the other in a rhythmic motion. While he was doing this his dragon, Belch was licking his nipples and chest, making the boy moan and beg for more. Sweat was dripping down from his face and hands, making it hard for him to keep a good grip on the foot long shaft. Tuff's thrusting increased. He also began jerking the dragon off at a faster pace. As he moved his hand up and down on the dragon's penis he used his other free hand to gently rub the head of the penis. The teen could feel pre start to emerge from the shaft as it coated his hand. He smiled. "You like that don't you?" He asked the reptile, who rumbled in agreement.

Meanwhile as Tuffnut was masturbating his dragon, Ruffnut was getting her pussy wildly licked. Barf's long, skinny tongue was teasing the girl playfully. First he started at her clit, licking at it from different angles, making the poor girl cry out in pleasure. "It would be a shame if I made her cum this early. I barely got started" Barf said to his other head but he was so concentrated with Tuffnut that he didn't hear him. Needless to say Barf went back to enjoying the sweet treat in front of him. After playing with the Vikings clitoris he decided to venture inside. The tongue first started to move around the inner walls of Ruff's vagina, making the girl moan louder. As he continued to lick he noticed Ruffnut started to leak some juices. Almost as soon as he noticed the female cried out "I'm about to cum!"

"Ha! That's a weird coincidence ." He boy said "I'm about to cum too and I think this big guy is going to also." Moments later the Zippleback let out a cry as a giant load of seed shot out from its two dicks, one filling up the boy's ass and eventually leaking out and the other going all over his chest and face. At the same time Ruffnut shook and moaned as she released her orgasm. The white liquid landed on his tongue and filled his mouth.

As the three of them laid on the floor, covered in sperm, and trying to catch their breath, the door opened. All three of them looked in shock as Hiccup and Toothless walked in.

"Looks likes you guys had fun." Hiccup greeted them.

Neither of the twins were able to speak. They just looked at the duo, completely speechless.

"I'm here to tell you guys to keep it down when you decide to have sex. I've been getting numerous noise complaints so if you could please keep it down that'll be great." Then he and Toothless exited the room, closing the door behind him, leaving the three of them.

I remember I got one review telling my it's probably awkward for the twins since they share a dragon so to the person who asked that I hope this chapter satisfied you. I'm currently looking for a beta reader to help me check my stories for grammar error and such. If you're interested in helping me please let me know in a review . :) If you don't have an Fanfiction account you can email me at:: maxa220 /AT\ yahoo /DOT\ com