Wow.
How can anyone NOT see Yaoi in KH?
Well, I'ma noob and the only KH game I has is 358 1/2 Days, but I watch a lot of vids and checked out cutscenes from almost all games. So. Yeah.
I also have friends that blah bla blah f-ck this I'm bored and writing another fic too.
Day One:
"Axel, what's $3X?"
Roxas sat, reading a magazine he found in Saix's room.
Axel sat right across from him, but never cared to see what the boy was reading.
"Gosh," Roxas began, flipping through and staring at pages. "This magazine sure has a lot of pretty girls..."
"...?" Axel still didn't look up (too busy with Tekken 29 for PSP), but at points let him hear the sounds from around the room.
Roxas, all wide-eyed said, yet again, another /off/ comment: "Wow...they look so creamy..."
"..." Axel promsied himself mentally that he wouldn't look up.
"Oh!" Roxas again. "So THAT'S the other part...I thought they were all just the same, round, things."
"..."
*pageflip* Roxas whistled. "Whoo...ohhhh, that's what Larxene meant when she told Axel she was going skinnydipping."
Honestly.
It was KILLING Axel.
KILLING him.
"Ai chuahua..." Axel thought, he could see droplets of sweat on his PSP.
"..."
"..."
"..."
*page flip*
"..."
"Oooh,,ahhh..."
*pressing game buttons."
"..."
"..."
*Aw,yeah*
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
*game over in Tekken*
"Hey, Axel?"
"!" instant stun.
"Y-Ye..."
Oh.
Axel looked up.
His eyes freakin widened.
Nope, not a porno.
Not the latest US Weekly.
...
"Whadd'ya know," Axel thought. "Pfft, it's only a Disney magazine, and everyone knows those fags won't do anything beyond butt sex."
"...Axel?"
"O-Oh...Sorry, Roxas." Axel rubbed the back of his head (if even possible with his firey ginger hair) and asked what he wanted.
Roxas had clearly had this question in his head.
"Axel, what's sex?"
*PSP break*
Axel gaped at the blond. What the hell was he supposed to say?
"Oh, and since when do boobs have nipples on them? How can I tell if my penis is the right size? What's a vagina? Can guys have babies? What's that white stuff I keep seeing? Why do people sometimes stick weird things up their-"
"R-R-R-R-R-R-R-OXAS...ROXAS, ROXAS, ROXAS!"
*roxas O.O;;* "Err...what, Axel?"
"..."
(AN: this whole list is said by Axel, Just underlined to make it somewhat easier to track)
1-Nipples are just THERE. And guys have them too. Also sometimes fat guys (like Pence) can have these things called "moobs."
2-YOUR PENIS IS RIGHT WHEN WHOEVER YOU'RE FUCKING ENJOYS IT.
3-A VAGINA IS A FEMALES SEX PLACE WHERE YOU INSERT YOUR SEX PLACE TO HAVE SOME FUN
4-NO, GUYS CANNOT HAVE BABIES UNLESS IT IS A GAYASS MPREG FIC, OR YOU USE THE CHEAT IN THE SIMS GAMES TO MAKE GUYS PEGGY.
5-THE "WHITE STUFF" IS A GUY'S HAPPY CREAM, TO MAKE BITCHES LIKE YOU PREGNANT. IT ALSO IS GOOD FOR TRANSMITTTING AIDS,HIV,ECT.
6-THOSE ARE DILDOS. DILDOS EXIST BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE SAIX CAN'T GET ANY PUSSY/PENIS."
"Haahh...Hahhh..." Axel did say that all in one breath; he began heavily breathing, face red like his ginger hair, and shaking all over.
Roxas was shaking too, but hid eyes were beyond normally wide and he was making weird sounds.
"..."
"W-...WHY DID SORA HAVE TO SLEEP THROUGH PUBERTY?" Roxas cried, dropping the magazine and running to his shitty room.
Axel stared as the boy ran off, and as soon as he left from sight, picked up his PSP, removed Tekken, and popped in Animal Crossing.
"..."
5 minutes into the game-
"NOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE MY HOUSE WTF!"
"You do some seriously fucked up shit, dood." Said Larxene, who had been standing behind Axel the whole time...yes, even through the sex talk.
Axel turned around. "Aw, fuck."
"Stupid ginger!" Yelled Roxas, at the room's entrance.
"Dude," Larxene began. "Grow some, already."
Roxas sniffled, and from that moment on decided to stop taking Larxene's Estrogen pills.
End.
Should this be rated M? I'm not sure.
If you think so please tell.
If you're of of those pussy-ass Disney Hannah Montana luvers, then you can go jack off to Mickey Mouse x Goofy yaoi...IF you know what jacking off is...