Author's Note: Yes, I know, this is a very awkward pairing but I have to publish it... I apologize for the grammatical errors and misspelled words... Please enjoy and comment...

Warning: Blood, Torture, Rape and OOC

Castor was having a hard time looking for a specific blond bishop. They were suppose to patrol the church today. A sigh escaped his lips and decided to have a break in one of the gardens.

A cool breeze welcomed the bishop. he smiled contentedly and sat near a rosebush. He was about to close his eyes when he felt a presence entering the place. A figure in a bishop's outfit with lavender hair came into view. Castor smiled but said nothing.

"Profe did a very good job maintaining this place," the husk voice of the bishop echoed.

The spectacled male's smile disappeared. "What are you doing here?" he demanded.

"Trying to find the angel who guards this place," the figure paused. "Since you are here, I'll just tell you."

Castor glared at the figure. "And why would I listen to you, Ayanami?"

The reincarnation of Fest found himself being choked. "I don't care if you listen but I want Profe safe," Ayanami snarled and returned the glare. He lets go of his grip and cracks his knuckles. "Make sure he's okay after the week or you'll loose your arm and eye," he added. Blood red Zaiphon encircled him and vanished.

The bishop panted with anger. He took a deep breath and closed his chocolate colored eyes.

"Glasses! What are you doing? The archbishop wants us in his office bow!" Lance yelled and literally dragged his co-bishop to the said place.

Inside the said chamber, every bishop and nun was there, except for the youngest (Labrador, I like him as the youngest). So was Teito, Hakuren and the little pink dragon, Mikage. The pink dragon was covered in bandage and was whimpering on his owner's hands.

"What happened to Mikage?" Castor asked in concern and took Mikage to examine him a little closer. "He had been burned, slammed a couple of times and stabbed," he stated after removing the bandage.

"Ayanami did that," Frau hissed angrily. "He came stating that we will all be like Mikage."

Castor didn't say anything. He just nodded his head.

The archbishop of the church came in and silenced the crowd. "We have a problem. Our youngest member of the church will be visited by an evil aura within this week. Please keep an eye on him or he'll be dead."

Lance froze from his place. Yellow cat-like eyes glared at nothing. "Master Lab will be in good hands, sir," he murmured before leaving the chamber grudgingly.

"We'll be going now, sir," Castor excused himself. He motioned to the group to follow.

Frau led Teito, and Hakuren to Labrador's chamber. The brunette and blond bishop was now searching the room for Labrador. Frau joined in and yanked the coffin top off. Vines sprang out and dragged him into the encasement. Another kind of plant threw the top and closed the lid. Frau yelled and tried to kick his way out to no avail.

"Frau!" Teito yelled and went to help the bishop. Hakuren also gave a hand but with no use.

The two bishops only watched.

Labrador came out of the bathroom to be gawked at. Labrador snapped a finger, Frau toppled out of his bed and right in front of the lavender haired bishop. Every eye on the room was looking at the lavender eyed male. "Did I miss something?" he asked innocently. He wasn't wearing the bishop's outfit nor his usual dress. He wasn't even wearing anything except a single towel was wrapped his waist. Fresh from the shower. (XD A naked Lab!)

Castor's glasses cracked from pressure. The brunette had been shoving the glasses up. Teito's jaw reached the floor. Hakuren didn't notice that his nose was bleeding. Frau was smiling mischievously. And Lance's pants got tighter, thank the ghosts that he was wearing a thick cloak. (I am evil)

"Well, now. Our innocent Lab isn't that inn~!" three different feet made contact with the Frau's head. Teito, Lance and Hakuren all stomped their feet in unison.

Labrador just tilted their head and blinked in confusion. He looks at Castor and silently demanded for answers.

Castor removed the broken glasses and smiled. "Please wear your clothes before Frau thinks something perverted about you," he chuckled.

The two bishops blushed light pink. Frau stood up and was about to protest when Lance shoved them all out of the room to give his master a little privacy. Labrador sighed and went towards his closet. He took out his clothes and stared at them for a while.

"You have have a beautiful ass, Profe," a dark voice murmured near his ear. The reincarnation of the said ghost froze. He felt a hand skimming his back, sending shivers to his body. Labrador took the courage to turn around and try to see who his companion was.

"I'll see you three days after, Beautiful Profe," the voice chuckled from the window.

The latter only shook his head and headed out.

...

Two days passed and everything went calmly. At least for the bishops. Labrador was locked how many times in his chamber. They even restricted him to care for his plants for a day. For now, he was hiding under a thick bush. His plants were cooperative, they hid him from view and locked the garden door. "Why is everyone so tense?" he asked his companions, the plants.

"It's because we want you safe, Lab," Frau murmured behind the young man's ear. Labrador groaned inwardly and turned around. The blond bishop grabbed his shoulders and sighed. "Please, Lab. You are important to us, not only as our friend but as a bishop and a guardian. Am I right, dear plants?"

Even though the reincarnation of Zehel can't hear the plants, they all nodded and gripped the smaller male's feet down. Labrador yanked himself free but found himself being carried by the taller bishop in a bridal style.

A blush threatened the male's face. "F-Frau, this is not necessary," he murmured.

Frau ginned back to him. "Why? You don't like being paired with me?" he teased.

Labrador's blush darkened. He buried his oh-so-soft face on the blond's neck and heaved a sigh.

The bishop's grin softened to a smile. He opened Labrador's door and set him on the bed. Labrador smiled softly and nodded. "Thank you, Frau-kun," he whispered and drifted to the land of dreams.

Frau closed the door as he went outside. Before setting on his way, he looked back at the door and lowered his gaze. "Be safe, Profe."