Lame title, I know. Remus tells Lily about his 'Furry Little Problem'. Implied RLSB. If you squint you might be able to find it. None of this is mine. Not even Lily's pun.

"Hey, Lily?"

"Yes Remus?"

"Can I talk to you for a moment?"

"Sure."

"So you know how I have all these scars?"

"Yeah."

"And how I get sick a lot?"

"Yeah."

"Especially around the full moon."

"Well I've never really noticed that before, but go on."

"And you know how my friends call me 'Moony'?"

"I've always wondered why they call you that."

"And you know how James is always teasing me about my 'Furry Little Problem'?"

"He told me you had a badly behaved rabbit."

"And you know how-"

"Remus, just say what you've got to say already."

"Okay. Um… Lily?"

"What, Remus?"

"I'm a werewolf."

"WHAT?"

"I am a werewolf."

"…"

"Lily?"

"You're a werewolf?"

"Yes."

"Are you fucking serious?"

"Well, actually he's fucking me."

"Wait, what?"

"Huh?"

"What did you just say?"

"Nothing."

"Oh. So… you're a werewolf?"

"Yes."

"Ah."

"Yeah."

"Hmmm."

*Cough *

"So, um…Remus?"

"Yes, Lily?"

"Are you really fucking Sirius?"