It's soooo short I know! But you guys gotta trust me here there is a reason why it's this short. And why it's written the way it is. This took me less than an hour and wow it is my shortest fic ever! ...I'm kinda proud.=)

Just a simple drabble story of a crack pairing I've never done before. But god I love it. Care to guess?

Enjoy!

Weird

Weird.

That's what people call her.

And she loves it.

Craziness was her forte.

It was all she was.

She didn't know how to be normal.

What was normal anyway?

Boring.

Yes, she rather enjoyed weird.

But then…there was him.

He wasn't weird at all. He wasn't strange or out of place. No on the contrary.

He was perfect.

He fit in quite nicely, was loved and admired by all…most.

Though there was something a bit…off about him.

Something hidden beneath the surface. Something intriguing.

Like he wasn't all that he appeared to be. A secret.

She enjoyed secrets.

And perhaps that was what had drawn her to him in the first place.

Yes that's it. Curiosity.

Nothing more.

She grinned wide and pretty, "Did you know I can touch my tongue to my eyeball?"

"Really?" He looked to her casually. And her heart speed up. That was okay, what girls heart didn't speed up when his gaze was on them?

That was normal.

"You wanna see?"

He stares at her for a moment with his casual gaze still in place.

And she instantly notices the heat in her cheeks.

He smiles slow and charming and his voice comes smooth with just the barest hint of an accent,

"Maybe another time."

And his interest is no longer on her.

And she thinks her heart sinks.

And when she really thinks about it, maybe this is also part of his puzzle.

For how was it that with a gaze alone he could make her feel the way she was supposed to?

Like everyone else.

Normal.

"Hey watch this! I betcha can't do this!" And she is standing up on one hand her legs pointed perfectly up in the air her free hand moving about carefully to steady her. Slowly she allows her back to curve until she is back on her feet her body now arched up allowing her head to bend back and her stomach faces up toward the sky.

She uses her hand to push against the ground allowing her back upright on her feet.

She grins at him, her hands up in the air in her final ta-daa!

"Pretty cool, huh?"

He raises a brow.

Again he takes his time before answering allowing her his gaze alone.

Again her face heats and her heart quickens.

She has his attention.

He then moves to make his way toward her.

And her breath stills in her throat and she's filled with anxiety for his purpose.

Standing in front of her he leans in close and whispers.

"You're body is very flexible. That's good to know."

Her face flushes darkly.

He was playing her, he was playing everyone…he had a secret side.

One she wanted to unearth so badly.

He one day catches her staring at him.

Light mocha brown clashing shockingly with forest green.

But she doesn't shy away like she's supposed to.

He's far to luring.

He held her interest.

He stares back.

And she likes to think she holds his interest as well.

"Problem?" He asks finally.

And she cannot help but say, "You're like…kinda weird."

He gives a start at that before an amused smile pulls across his features and he laughs and she thinks it is the nicest sound she has ever heard.

She can't help but grin.

And she knows he's no good but in the end she can't help it.

It's bizarre and astonishing, marvelous and wonderful, perplexing and unusual.

But most of all,

Weird.

And she loves it.

~Fin~

Someday soon I am gonna make a full blown fic of this pair. Cause I am really, really growing to love it. I know weird right? =D But right now I gotta get started on my chap fic which I may or may not get done on time!

Don't forget to show ur love people!

Peace)-AR