...So your actually gonna read this? Ok, just don't take it seriously...


"What did you just say?" Italy growled.

"T-there's no more pasta." Germany was pulled down by the collar so that he was face to face with a very angry Italian.

"Excuse me? I don't think I heard you right." he challenged

"It's...all gone." Germany found himself being thrown cross the room. Hitting a wall, he crumpled to the floor.

'Did Italy just throw me? How the hell did h do th-..?' Germany's thoughts were interrupted when he saw Italy shaking violently, slightly turning purple

"Italy...?"

"You...you wont like me when I'm hungry." he roared before growing three times his regular size, clothes ripping off in the process. (Of course his pants stayed. That would b improper if they ripped off as well.)

By now the giant, purple, half naked Italian broke through the kitchen wall, and was stomping through the city streets. Germany could only stare, wide eyed, as the very hungry man kicked over cars and knocked over buildings, in search for his pasta.

The kitchen door flung open, and a very panicked Japan came running in.

"RUN GREMANY-SAN! IT'S GODZILLA!"


...I warned you not to read this...

oh & if your wondering why Italy turned purple and not green, (cuz if you didn't notice he turns into the Hulk when hes hungry...silly Japan! Hes not Godzilla...) its because, well Italy just is not normal. ._.