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Basics/Warnings for this fic:

-review telling me which pairing you'd like to see, or just choose a single character and let me pick their date!

-ANY PAIRING GOES so don't be ashamed, choose the strangest, most abstract pairings you can think of!

-you can pick main characters or itsy-bitsy teeny characters that don't even have names, like the teacher during exams who tells L to sit normally (I swear, I'll look them all up!)

-remember, the idea is the characters don't already know each other, kk?

-this is pure humor, so the real romance is probably very minimal

-depending on what pairings you guys want to see done, their may be some yaoi

-I might venture into CRACK, depending on what the pairing is

~A LoveNote dot com Success Story~

Matsuda sat nervously at his tabling, checking his watch for the tenth time in the last minute (and he would know, because he was checking his watch so many times). When was his date going to get here? LoveNote dot com had matched his up with a girl – well he hoped it was a girl, anyway – who's username was 'MisaMisaTotallyDoesn'tKillWithANotebook'.

He noticed a really cute blond girl enter the restaurant – we're talking model good looks here. He sighed; if MisaMisaTotallyDoesn'tKillWithANotebook were half as cute as this girl, he'd be forever in debt to .

Matsuda checked his watch again and then looked back up. To his immense surprise, the blonde was walking straight towards him.

"Hi~" she said happily, stopping at his table. "Are you MatsuCutie225?"

No. Way. It couldn't be… "MisaMisaTotallyDoesn'tKillWithANotebook?" he asked in awe, not believing it himself.

The girl giggled. "Yeah, but you can just call me Misa or Misa-Misa!"

He couldn't believe his incredible luck. "Okay Misa, I'm –"

Suddenly her eyes turned from blue to red, her teeth grew longer and sharper, and flames shot up from behind her. "It's Misa-Misa and don't you forget it!" she roared, sounding more like a man with anger management issues than a blonde girl cute enough to be a model.

"S-sure thing, Misa-Misa, Ma'am!" he replied hastily.

Misa-Misa instantly turned back to her normal, cute self. Matsuda was shocked to see that none of the other people in the restaurant seemed to have noticed this little episode. "Perfect~" she chirped. "And I'll just call you Matsu, okay?" She beamed brightly.

Matsuda was too afraid to tell her to call him anything different. "Th-that's perfect, Misa-Misa!" he agreed, laughing nervously.

Misa smiled again but then noticed she had dropped her purse while going all psycho-bitch on poor Matsuda. "Whoops, dropped my purse~" she giggled cutely. So of course, she turned around and bent down to pick it up, he much too short skirt revealing her barely-there-they-were-so-skimpy lacy black panties.

Predictably, at this time Matsuda's nose spurted blood.

The nose blood continued coming, and at such force that it shot across the table and got Misa-Misa's... erm… back-side wet.

"Eww, Matsu!" Misa-Misa squealed, turning around to stand up and scrunching up her nose. "You got Misa-Misa's panties wet!"

This statement only caused poor Matsuda's blood to gush faster from his now. He stood up to go to the restroom but bumped into their waiter, shooting him in the eyes with powerful nose blood, permanently blinding him. By the end of the hour, the entire interior of the restaurant was covered in Matsuda's blood, as were some of the customers, and Matsuda had been rushed away to the nearest hospital, still bleeding from the nose, for blood transfusions. He had Misa's number tucked safely in his pocket.

…

What? They both agreed, it wasn't the worst date they'd ever been on.

And so another success story for LoveNote dot com.

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AN: Review with a pairing or character! Or even a situation! And you can tell me if you wat it to be a success or a fail, or just have me decide. Oh, and wouldn't let me write the LoveNote website how I wanted it to, so I had to write out the 'dot com'.