Hey everyone! Sorry for the long wait. if you read ym other story Just Normal Vampire Life you will know why! I'm not going to say it again! if you really care go look :D Anyways, don't expect anything special from this one cause I don't have many ideas on it. I just know a lot of people wanted an update. Love you to bits!
-Adri
Buddy List
Rose: Sexiasmee
Lissa: LilPRINCESS
Mia: Aquaballa
Christian: HotasHell
Dimitri: SexyRussian
Adrian: MeNoLikeBunnies
Eddie: Cheezeballa
Tasha: Dimka3Me
Viktoria: RussianGirly
LilPRINCESS, Aquaballa, HotasHell, MeNoLikeBunnies, Cheezeballa Dimka3Me have signed in.
Cheezeballa: Sittin on the toilet... Sittin on the toilet... Sittin on the toilet... And, SHIT!... Flushin the toilet... Flushin the toilet... Flushin the toilet... And, BOOBIES!
Aquaballa : Ummm... What?
Cheezeballa: Well i was sitting on the the toilet, taking a shit. then i flushed the toilet and looked up boobs on my laptop.
LilPRINCESS: Uhhhh... Your worse that adrian.
MeNoLikeBunnies: BOOBIES! me like boobies
HotasHell: Same.
LilPRINCESS: WHAAAAAAT?
HotasHell: Same.
Aquaballa: That doesn't make any since.
HotasHell: Same.
Aquaballa: WTF! And where are Rose and Dimitri?
Sexiasmee, SexyRussian, and RussianGirly have signed in.
LilPRINCESS: Speak of the devils and they shall appear.
MeNoLikeBunnies: And who is russiangirly?
Sexiasmee: 1 We are not devils 2 thats dimitris sister viktoria.
HotasHell: Same.
LilPRINCESS and Aquaballa: THAT DOESNT MAKE SINCE!
Sexiasmee: Ya christian shut the fuck up.
LilPRINCESS: So what happened yesterday when abe was about to castrate dimitri?
Sexiasmee: Dimitri was motor-boating my boobs when abe stormed in. he punched dimitri in the eye while i was trying to put on a shirt. i pulled my dad off him and told him that we were in love. he understood but told dimitri that if he gave me a disease he would castrate him. then dimitri fucked me like theres no tomorrow and we just finished literally five minutes ago. Literally i walk with a limp now! ;)
RussianGirly: Ahhhhhhh! my eyes. Just reading that makes me want to put acid in them.
Cheezeballa: Boobies!
HotasHell: Same.
Everyone but HotasHell: Shuddup Christian!
Sexiasmee: ...
LilPRINCESS: ...
Aquaballa: ...
SexyRussian: ...
Cheezeballa: ...
RussianGirly: ...
MeNoLikeBunnies: ...
Dimka3Me: ...
Sexiasmee: Ewwwww! God you evil bitch hag from mars! Where did you come from?
Cheezeballa: Lady Gaga's vagina.
RussianGirly: Now that must be one place worse than Snookie's butt hole.
MeNoLikeBunnies: Yup... Your know how she is birthing a new race of monsters? im the babies' daddy.
Aquaballa: Hold up. ur father monster?
MeNoLikeBunnies: Yep I tapped that. :)
HotasHell: Same.
Sexiasmee: I am going to take a dull razor and shove it up your ass then make tasha stick her head in there and eat it.
Cheezeballa: Like the human centipede?
Sexiasmee: Holly hell Dimitri and i watched that movie two weeks ago. i refuse to sleep alone, i wont get near butts (unless its dimitri's sexy one :)) and i am deathly afraid of germans now.
SexyRussian: Roza, it wasnt that bad.
Sexiasmee: Comrade... Comrade, Comrade, Comrade. you are a big, sexy, russian, hunk. you could break three of those scientist neck at the same time.
RussianGirly: I wanna watch it!
SexyRussian: No u dont. roza threw up... twice.
Sexiasmee: Well see about that. thats because we are pregnant. Hehe. Comrade your gonna be a daddy!
SexyRussian: O.o
Dimka3Me:!
Sexiasmee:!
Dimka3Me has been diconnected
Cheezeballa: Wow... What a twist!
Sexiasmee: Comrade..?
SexyRussian has been disconnected
Sexiasmee: oh well off to online shop for some baby clothes! Yaya, Im sixteen and pregnant!
LilPRINCESS: Rose your 17.
HotasHell: Same.
Sexiasmee: I would tell you to shut up but I am jst too happy to.
Sexiasmee has logged off to pick out names for her baby comrade.
Sorry its so short! I really like to write this story but I dont have any ideas! if you could please give mesome things they can talk about over im please, please tell me! Thanks so much. Oh btw dont see human centipede. I actually ran to the bathroom in my house and threw up it was that nasty and disturbing.. Anyway REVIEW!
-Adri