A/N: Another boredom ficlet :D I promise updates on both "A New Direction" and "Miseria Cantare" very soon. I appreciate how long and patiently you guys wait for those :)
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"Wake up."
"…"
"C'mon Finn, wake up."
"…"
"Now."
"…"
"If you don't give some sort of indication that you're semi-conscious I will kick you."
"…"
"You asked for it."
*Thump*
"…Ow…"
"Don't you roll over Finn Hudson! Get out of bed!"
"Mmph."
"No, not 'mmph.' How about: 'Sure Kurt! I'll jump up right now in sheer joy that you woke me up so I won't be late!'"
"Go away."
"Get up."
"…"
"…"
"Ahh! Help me Finn! There's a psychopath about to brutally murder me!"
"I'll mention how annoying you were at your funeral."
"Screw you. I'm not wasting my time with this. Have fun being lazy."
"I will."
*20 Minutes Later*
"Mmm, I smell bacon… Fine Kurt; you win."
"…"
"Kurt? Hello? Hey, a note…"
Finn
Although you really don't deserve this, I made you breakfast to prove what an amazing brother I am in hopes that you will add that to speech you will give at my funeral.
Kurt
"Cool… bacon."
"…"
"EW! What the hell is this? I'm calling Kurt."
"…"
"Hello, Michael Jackson speaking."
"Really? Aren't you dead?"
"Yes, this is my ghost talking."
"Oh! I'm sorry Mr. Jackson, sir; I was trying to call my step brother to tell him what crappy bacon he makes."
"…Finn?"
"You know my name?"
"…"
"Hello?"
"Finn, it's me. And I resent that; my bacon was perfectly good."
"Oh, hey Kurt."
"Good morning Finn. Any particular reason you called?"
"Yeah, I called to tell you that you're a bad person."
"Me? Now what would possess you to say that about such a sweet, innocent human being like me?"
"Hah! How about the fact that you got me out of bed for bacon that tastes like crap!"
"Well considering it wasn't actually bacon… I thought it tasted pretty good."
"…What?"
"Tofu bacon; courtesy of your lovely vegan girlfriend who decided you need to start eating better."
"You… Fed me… Tofu bacon?"
"Technically I didn't feed you anything. You ate it yourself."
"Dude! I was totally going to talk about how cool you were in your funeral speech but now I'm not going to!"
"How will I live with the disappointment?"
"…What?"
"Never mind."
"So where are you? It's nine and the mall doesn't open till ten on Saturdays. And why did you get me up so damn early?"
"…"
"Kurt?"
"I'm blaming you for the hand shaped bruise on my forehead due the sheer amount of face palms I've been doing during this conversation."
"Oh, Sorry. So where are you?"
"Finn?"
"Yeah?"
"It's Tuesday morning. I'm at school."
"WHAT?"
"I've been here for about ten minutes, the bell's about to ring."
"DUDE!"
"I think you have a Spanish test today, don't you?"
"YES!"
"Oh, I'll tell Mr. Schue you slept in."
"KURT!"
"Yes, darling brother?"
"WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP?"
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So, reviews aren't necessary… Who am I kidding… If you would like another one of these ridiculous things, a review helps *puppy dog eyes*
I've gotten several prompts for stories and I intend to try my best at all of them :) One of them I'm really excited about and can't wait to start… but that leaves me with this question:
If the Muppet Babies (Kurt, Artie, Mercedes, Tina and Brittany- See "Bad Reputation" episode for reference if you aren't an obsessive fan girl like me) Were to give being badasses another shot; what would they do?
Hit up the review button to let me know!