Harry Potter Ultimate Fan Search

By: Sirius Lupin

Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K Rowling and I'm not making any money off this story.

Game Show Host: Hi I'm Cedric the dead guy. I'm hosting Harry potter ultimate Fan Search. The winners get to spend a week with the gang and win a million galleons. Our contestants are Colin Creevey, uh, Draco Malfoy.

Draco: I'm just in it for the money.

Cedric: Shut up. And an evil sheep! Hey your not the evil sheep!!

Sheep holds up chalkboard saying the evil sheep is off destroying the world with nuclear missiles and is unable so I am filling in for her.

Cedric: O.k Our first question is which person shared his soul with Voldermort in the first book. (audience gasps) A:Proffeser Dumbledore, B: Garfield, C: Professor Quirril, or D: All of the above.

Colin: C

Draco: D

Sheep holds up chalkboard saying C.

Cedric: Colin yes.

Colin: Yeah I knew not studying would pay off!

Cedric: Draco incorrect.

Draco: Darn I'll have to charm you to give you the money.

Cedric: Guards!

( guards beat Draco into submission and drag him off the stage.

Cedric: Substitute sheep yes.

Sheep: baa

Cedric Next question what is the Chamber of __________is called in the second book? A: the Chamber of Cute Cuddly Kitties, B: The Chamber of Secrets, C:The Chamber of Blast Ended-Skrewts, od D: The Chamber of Animagius.

Colin: Hmm tough one I was petrified at the time so I'll go with A.

Sheep holds up chalkboard saying B.

Cedric; Colin…..

Boom

Crash

Tinkle

Ouch

Sheep holds up chalkboard saying the evil sheep has destroyed this program and the world with nuclear missiles.