Just ask... Gakupo?

Gakupo's Q & A

Q: If you had to kiss one of the two people to save your life who would it be? Kaito or Taito( his insane twin with the ice pick ) - xxlistlessxslumberxx

"Err… " he quickly grabbed the hem of his kimono, and gave a compressed sigh.

"I would be much more bothered by the fact that I had kissed a stranger if I pick Taito, since I am not as familiar with him as Kaito. So my dear friend, I apologize beforehand… but I'm going with Kaito."

Q: Out of all the presents in the world… why give a girl an EGGPLANT? - lunaprincess21

"Ah," Gakupo smiled. "The delectable eggplant isn't just prized for it's exquisite taste and texture. The eggplant in itself is quite captivating and alluring, something remarkably catching to the eye. I have attracted a lot of attention with it, and lots of lovely young females have looked my way."

"Who wouldn't," Luka scoffed. "Anyone would get attention if they carried a ten-pound eggplant with them to church. Never mind cradling it and singing 'Hush Little Baby'."

Q: What is so special about Luka that you fell head over heels with her?

Luka, Miku, and all the girls looked at Gakupo expectantly. He let out a deep cough, his feet crossed on the chair in an awkward position as he squirmed in his chair.

"Her scent always reminds me of heavy tuna?"

Lin rolled her eyes, and Meiko let out an exasperated sigh.

"Really now," they both said simultaneously, their voices synchronized.

"My belief is that love just happens, regardless of the many things that draws you to the person," he finally answered, getting admiration looks from the two.

Q: If Luka keeps shooting you down every time you ask her, why don't you just leave her alone and find another girl who would be nicer to eggplants?

He took a shaky breath and closed his eyes, thinking the answer would come quicker to him that way.

"If I give up, then my work would have been for naught. Plus, I don't think I could ever find another lady who would capture my heart so."

Luka started coughing spastically, once again choking on her drink. She looked away, her cheeks tinged with pink.

Q: Why do you like eggplants so much? - Owleh

He faked hurt, as if the question deeply offended him.

"Well what's not to like?"

Q: How do you feel about Yaoi pairings?

"While I am not troubled by it, nor do I mind it… can be somewhat disturbing sometimes seeing my face and body… yeah. 'Whatever floats your boat', I believe that is the phrase?" Gakupo smiled, looking pretty satisfied with his answer.

"Pfftt.. I think it's pretty hot," Meiko added.

She received intimidating glares from all the males.

Q: Do you like tuna?

Luka flinched at the question, hunger in her eyes. Gakupo looked at her nervously, too scared to refuse.

"I suppose… although I do not mind it, I much rather prefer—"

The pink-haired girl stared at him, her eyes large and her pupils contracted. "You prefer what, Gakupo?" she asked, acid dripping in her voice.

Instead of just lying, he put his hands over his heart, and closed his eyes. For a second he stayed still; motionless and rigid before his form relaxed. His body made a 'thump' sound as it hit the back of the chair, and Lin watched him questionably.

"I think… he just intentionally fainted."

Rin stared at him skeptically, frowning. "Is that even possible?"

Q: Why a ponytail… why? - Randompersonwhoisbored

Gakupo frowned. "Well why ever not? I believe this was in fashion."

"Pffssh, yeah," Rin chaffed, "like five hundred years ago."

Q: And eggplants… really?

"If Miss Hatsune gets leeks, why shouldn't I get eggplants?" he said in a defensive tone. "You become pretty attached to one if you just get used to the fact that they don't talk back."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" Len groaned. "After hours of you trying to ask the damn thing if it was cold!"

"But," Gakupo pouted. "The poor thing looked sick."

"EGGPLANTS DON'T GET SICK!"

Q: Have you ever considered being normal for once? Like sit on a chair and read a book or something?

Sighing heavily, he shrugged. "When you live here with these people," he motioned over towards the rest of the group, "then crazy is the norm."

Miku grinned at Gakupo, while pretending to rub a nonexistent beard.

"Well put my friend, well put. Books are just not satisfying enough."

Q: How often do you "Polish Your Sword"? (I just want to see the reaction to this one. XD) - HuumaHummammaHoo

"Erm… no comment."

Q: How many bottles of purple hair dye do you use?

"BOTTLES? BOTTLES—"

"What he means is, he doesn't dye his hair," Kaito interjected. "He considers it an insult to Chelsea."

"Chelsea? Who the hell is Chelsea?" Luka asked.

The blue-haired man looked torn between either keeping his friends secret, or blabbing it to the world. He chose the more interesting option.

"It's what he named his ponytail."

"WHAT KIND OF NO-LIFE FREAK NAMES HIS PONYTAIL?"

Q: Do you find eggplants sexy? - hamxham

"Well, as sexy as a vegetable can be."

Q: Sexier than Luka?

"Um… " Pausing for a bit, he looked like he seriously needed to think it over.

"You know what? Screw this! I can't believe I had a crush on you in middle school!" Luka huffed, a little pissed. She stormed out of the room, stomping on the floor dramatically.

"Wait, I apol—EH? YOU WHAT?"

Len gaped, and looked over at the puzzled Gakupo.

"Man, you just blew your chances with the only 'female' you ever had a chance with."

Q: Now, when you say you carry around that big sword… just which 'sword' are you talking about? *chuckles*

"Is everybody this fascinated with swords?" Gakupo pondered, intrigued.

"It's not just swords they're talking about… " Lin gave a suggestive wink before waiting for his reaction.

"So… Gakupo number two?"

"Yes."

"My brother?"

"Ugh," she groaned. "This is what you get for trying to push something perverted onto an innocent fool. No, I didn't mean your brother."

"Oh." He blushed a deep red before muttering something incomprehensible.

Q: Do you ever get depressed because Luka can be a little harsh sometimes? (AKA completely ignoring you and all around refusing to go out with you?) - PlushiePlush

"Well," he started, looking the other way. "It would be a lie for sure if I say I do not mind it. I believe she thinks I can be rather pushy at time."

"Gakupo? Pushy? Please. She should just be happy she doesn't have some idiotic dairy-obsessed guy like Miku, or a flirty incesty thing like with Rin and Len," Meiko stated bluntly, casually ignoring the weird looks she got from the others.

Q: Is it hard to do your hair in the morning? That pinwheel thingy seems kind of confusing... Not that it's not interesting, just… confusing…

"Not really. It's something that I enjoy doing, keeping up my appearance and all, so it's always well worth the effort." Gakupo touched a strand of his hair, creasing his eyebrows together.

"Although I suppose it is time-consuming. They do say short hair is much easier to handle (not that I am ever considering cutting my beautiful, silky hair). I truly enjoy styling my hair though."

"Tell me about it," Rin whispered to her twin. "Yesterday I passed the bathroom and heard weird, dark, chuckling sounds. He enjoys it alright."

Q: How many times have you confessed to Luka?

Gakupo paused for a moment, thinking back. "I truly cannot recall the amount."

"It must've been a lot," Lin noted.

"You sniff her hair every day on the way to school. Then confess after the first five sniffs, to which she makes some excuse to leave and not just flat out reject you. And this is all because she only dates people whose name begins with the letter 'M'."

"Hey!" Luka looked insulted.

Q: Gakupo-san, how long does it take for you to wash, dry, and style your hair? - chaos-music

"Washing it takes about approximately one hour and thirty minutes. Styling requires a minimum of fifteen or more. Drying takes about only twenty minutes, because I have to share the blow-dryer with Luka."

"DAMN. And you call yourself a man?" Leaning back into his chair, Len shook his head in shame.

"Real men take ten minutes or less. Dude, haven't you ever heard of a shower clock?"

"A what?" Lin and several of the other vocaloids looked confused.

"Shower clock. You know, the little timer thing that makes sure you shower in like, only five minutes?"

"Oh. That." She frowned, still not getting it, but trying to not let it show.

"Anyways," Len added, "one hour+ is still too much. And I don't care if the WOMEN'S Kevis 8 shampoo is more effective than the MEN'S! You're (not clearly) but still a male! It's just you and your irrational fear of becoming bald."

A/N: Yeah, I hope the answers were okay. If not... blame Gakupo!

If you favorite, then maybe leave a review? = w =

And just to clear things - you don't really have to have a question to review. Any feedback is nice! o u o

*edit - Pfft. I knew that. JK, thanks hamxham! Next is... (why not do a girl?) Miku.