Disclaimer: My obsession with TobiDei keeps growing T_T unfortunatly I can't do anything about it cause I dont Naruto. But if I did! :D

Twister always leads to such compromising moments.

"NO NO TOBI, THAT'S NOT WHERE YOU PUT- UNNN! NOW WE'RE STUCK YOU IDIOT!"

"IM SORRY SEMPAI! THE COLOR WHEEL TOLD ME TO PUT MY HAND ON THE GREEN SPOT! I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET US STUCK.!"

Good ol' twister, twisted Tobi and Deidara around it's color wheel, getting them stuck in a, uh, compromising position to say the least. Deidara's flustered face was so very close to Tobi's blushing one. Their legs intertwined, their hands touching, their bodies pressed together.

"Well it took long enough." Hidan said, smiling sadistically, throwing his red apple up into the air.

"I was wondering when you two were gonna stop acting like little pussies, and finally bang each other."

"That's not it Hidan-san!"

"Yeah, we just got stuck ,un!"

"Really?" Hidan's smile grew wider. "Stuck eh?" He took a bite out of the apple, the juice dribbled down the side of the apple. "Lemme help you with that, dipshits." Hidan walked over towards the cowering, tangled pair, and kicked them with all his might.

Deidara landed in-between Tobi's legs, blushing when he saw that his hands lingered near the raven-haired man's inner thighs. Tobi's hand's gripped Deidara's biceps to support him.

"Now ain't that just fuck-tastic." Hidan said laughing, " You boys play dirty, I'm tired of having your god damn hormones practically bounce of the walls." He walked out of the room smiling to himself.

"Are you okay Sempai?" Tobi asked gently, sitting up, accidentally putting Deidara eyelevel with his ,uh, area-of-discreet-mentioning. Deidara pulled back slightly, looking up at the masked individual. Hidan was right, they had been practically throwing themselves at each other, but they never did anything about it.

Gritting his teeth, Deidara threw himself on top of Tobi, pulling off that annoying mask and roughly kissing the surprised man. Tobi kissed back eagerly, bruising Deidara's lips in his excited rush. Their cloaks were soon discarded to the side, leaving Deidara's chest covered in exposing fishnet, and Tobi's in a completely covering long sleeve shirt.

Deidara frowned at the disadvantage he had and pulled off Tobi's complicated device he called a shirt. The fight with the article of clothing was worth it, however, and exposed Tobi's chiseled and pale torso. Deidara caressed Tobi's muscles, while nibbling here and there, leaving his calling card all over Tobi's shoulders. Tobi sat up, pulling Deidara even closer, and kissed him passionately. Deidara's escaped moan was muffled by Tobi's mouth, but he felt him smirk.

Frowning, Deidara ravenously nipped at Tobi's sensitive skin, making him moan instead. Tobi's hands ran through Deidara's blonde hair, while Deidara's hands wandered everywhere they could reach on Tobi.

"Hahaha. Now this is more like it!" Hidan said walking back into the room smiling. "A good fuck will make even the best day seem ten times better. And on that note," Hidan frowned and shifted his weight, " Have one of you two dipshits seen that little bitch, Kakuzu?"

Tobi just blankly looked at Hidan, not sure if he should even comment about those to sentences being next to each other. "OH SORRY! You two were about to fuck." Hidan laughed, " Pardon me." He smiled at them widely and left in search of Kuzu.

"And on that note…" Tobi whispered huskily into Deidara's ear, nibbling on it. "Shall we continue where we left off?" Tobi asked giving Deidara a crooked smile. Deidara just smiled and dove in for another kiss.

"Good thing we share rooms, aye Sempaiii~"