Adventures In Gender-Bending

I don't know...I just do not know...It just came to me and I wrote it and...I don't know. "" All the countries switch genders. I thought it would be entertaining. And scary...But, yes...enjoy...

Note: This is actually my first Hetalia fanfic that I'm posting on here. I've got another one that I'm still working on and hope to post soon. This is my first fanfic I've written in four years and I feel very lazy for being so inactive. ^^" Hopefully it won't happen again!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA (unfortunately *sigh*) OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS.

"You are my sweetest love, that love I always want to hug..."

That morning, America was very rudely woken up early due to his cell phone ringing. The "Snuggle Song" had somehow become his ringtone (he blamed England...or Prussia, one of those jerks) and it was very annoying at 7 am on a Monday morning. "Nnnnn," he groaned, completely covered by his bedsheets. He struggled to get one arm out of the covers and felt around his nightstand for his cell phone. He finally found it and snapped it open, pulling it back under the covers and putting it against his ear. "'Ello..?" he mumbled, obviously not completely awake yet.

"AMERICA!" It was obviously England. No one else screamed at him like that. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!"

"What are you talking about?" America grumbled, a little more awake thanks to England's obnoxiously loud voice. "I didn't do anything."

"DON'T YOU DARE PLAY DUMB WITH ME, YOU LITTLE GIT. WHY THE HELL AM I A BLOODY GIRL RIGHT NOW!"

England's rant continued, but America wasn't really paying attention to the British man (he usually never did). The rant basically consisted of "I know you did this...blah blah blah...you have the technology...blah blah blah...breasts, hair, girl, blah blah blah...and other crap." You get the idea.

"I didn't do anything," America sighed. "Don't call me again. I was sleeping. Bye." And before England could yell at him again, he shut his phone off and tossed it across the room. He closed his eyes and tried going back to sleep.

It was a few minutes before England's rant actually settled in America's brain, and this sent the young American man into a delayed fit of laughter. He knew England was nuts, but this was going too far. How could England (or anyone really) suddenly turn into a girl? Getting a hold of himself, he crawled out of his comfy bed and dragged himself into the bathroom. He splashed some cold water onto his face to help wake himself up.

That was when America noticed something different...

He stared at himself in the mirror, squinting because he didn't put on his glasses yet and everything was a little blurry. He rubbed his eyes and blinked a few times and looked again. He ran back to his room to grab his glasses and raced back into the bathroom. Again, he stared into the mirror and his eyes went wide and his heart started racing.

"What...the...?" His blond hair was slightly longer, reaching down to his shoulders. His figure seemed more curvy and a bit thinner than he was used to. And...and...

Breasts. Right there creating two small bumps underneath his white tee shirt.

Starting to panic, America pulled open the front of his boxers to check for his "vital regions". "Please be there, please be there, please be there..." he prayed. No such luck. They were gone. Replaced by another female part that was not supposed to be there.

Horrified, America stared back in the mirror. And screamed bloody hell.

It was about an hour later when America called England back. England held the phone away as America went off like a lunatic. All he could get out of the little monologue was "Dude, what the hell is going on! Why are we girls?" and stuff like that.

Obviously America wasn't the one who did this.

"I have no idea," England grumbled, pulling on one of the blond pigtails he now had. "This is very aggravating. I'd like to curse whoever did this."

"Do you think that other countries have gone through the same thing?" America asked.

"I don't know. I'll call France and some of the others. You make some calls too."

"I'm going to freakin' kill whoever did this..."

"I agree with you on that."

Yes. The countries are switching genders. Why is this happening? I don't know, but it provides some entertainment, yes? More chapters coming, please read and review!