There's a Seishi in my Room
Disclaimer: I must have been a bad girl; Fushigi Yugi wasn't under the tree this year. So I am merely borrowing the characters to further my own insane ends.
Author's note: This is a rather sucky first chapter, but the rest will be better. R&R!
Warnings: um. sushi? Flamin' fans and Tasuki's mouth!
"Aniki!!! Stop that! STOP!!!!" Kourin chased her older brother around her apartment, black braid flying behind her. Her brother was playing a kazoo. "Suzaku, that so-called 'instrument' is so annoying! It is driving me insane!"
He turned and grinned. "How can you tell?"
She glared at him, as they continued their little chase. "Motoki, if you do not stop IMMEDIATELY, I am going to kill you!" Slipping on a throw rug, Kourin went flying, hitting a wall. "Gee, look at all the tessens and staffs. 0.o" She slumped unconscious to the floor.
Opening her eyes slowly, she saw two people looking at her. Funny thing was, they didn't look like her roommate or her brother. Although it was hard to tell until her eyes cleared.
"Hey look, she's waking up no da."
"About freakin' time!"
No da? Only one person would be saying that. Standing up, she looked at the 2 arguing seishi. (one was reprimanding the other for swearing) Chichiri and Tasuki!!! Oh wow. But what are they doing in my room? 0.o "Um. Konnichi wa."
They looked at her. "Oh, Konnichi wa no da." Chichiri bowed. "Gomen for intruding, but we don't know how we got her no da."
"It's okay, would you guys like anything to drink?" (AN: oh yeah, anyone is gonna be that calm when their 2 favorite seishi just happen to show up in their room)
"Damn straight!" Tasuki yelled.
Chichiri and Kourin sweat-dropped. "Okay. Drinks it is, then. 0.o;;;"
"What th' hell?! Milk?!" Tasuki demanded, looking at the white liquid in the glass Kourin had given him.
"THERE IS NO WAY I'M DRINKING MILK!!" **shudder**
"It's good for you. -.-;;"
"Just drink it, Tasuki-kun no da. It's good"
"I dun need anything healthy to drink, not even gonna get freakin' blasted. Besides, it's milk. Suffocation." Tasuki grumbled.
"I'm ho-ome!" Came another girl's voice from the other room.
Kourin looked at the 2 seishi drinking milk at the counter. Oh great, now how am I gonna explain this to Kagome-chan?
Kagome walked into the room, dropping her backpack and keys on the floor. "Hey Kourin, how was that Chinese lit. Lecture.? Tasuki??" Glomp
"AHHH!!! Leech, get it offa my arm," Tasuki shouted.
"Not a leech, Tasuki-san. My roommate." Kourin and Chichiri sweat- dropped again.
"Tasuki-kun no da. Calm down."
Kourin walked over to her now chibi roommate and attempted to pull her off of Tasuki. "Kagome-chan, you gotta let go."
"I DUN WANNA!!!!!"
Both Kourin and Chichiri were shoved away as Tasuki shouted. "Rekka Shinen!!!"
And a very charred Kagome fell to the floor.
TBC
You see? This is what happens when girls who have had too much caffeine before morning classes write fanfics at 3:00 am. Please Read and Review so far! I promise that the next chapter will be much better, this one was just an experiment. (Actually it was originally written to scare my brother into not playing the stupid freakin' kazoo!) ^-^ Okay, I'm better now. Ja ne, minna! Arigato for reading my fic!
~Stay Tuned for Episode 2 of There's a Seishi in my Room~
Disclaimer: I must have been a bad girl; Fushigi Yugi wasn't under the tree this year. So I am merely borrowing the characters to further my own insane ends.
Author's note: This is a rather sucky first chapter, but the rest will be better. R&R!
Warnings: um. sushi? Flamin' fans and Tasuki's mouth!
"Aniki!!! Stop that! STOP!!!!" Kourin chased her older brother around her apartment, black braid flying behind her. Her brother was playing a kazoo. "Suzaku, that so-called 'instrument' is so annoying! It is driving me insane!"
He turned and grinned. "How can you tell?"
She glared at him, as they continued their little chase. "Motoki, if you do not stop IMMEDIATELY, I am going to kill you!" Slipping on a throw rug, Kourin went flying, hitting a wall. "Gee, look at all the tessens and staffs. 0.o" She slumped unconscious to the floor.
Opening her eyes slowly, she saw two people looking at her. Funny thing was, they didn't look like her roommate or her brother. Although it was hard to tell until her eyes cleared.
"Hey look, she's waking up no da."
"About freakin' time!"
No da? Only one person would be saying that. Standing up, she looked at the 2 arguing seishi. (one was reprimanding the other for swearing) Chichiri and Tasuki!!! Oh wow. But what are they doing in my room? 0.o "Um. Konnichi wa."
They looked at her. "Oh, Konnichi wa no da." Chichiri bowed. "Gomen for intruding, but we don't know how we got her no da."
"It's okay, would you guys like anything to drink?" (AN: oh yeah, anyone is gonna be that calm when their 2 favorite seishi just happen to show up in their room)
"Damn straight!" Tasuki yelled.
Chichiri and Kourin sweat-dropped. "Okay. Drinks it is, then. 0.o;;;"
"What th' hell?! Milk?!" Tasuki demanded, looking at the white liquid in the glass Kourin had given him.
"THERE IS NO WAY I'M DRINKING MILK!!" **shudder**
"It's good for you. -.-;;"
"Just drink it, Tasuki-kun no da. It's good"
"I dun need anything healthy to drink, not even gonna get freakin' blasted. Besides, it's milk. Suffocation." Tasuki grumbled.
"I'm ho-ome!" Came another girl's voice from the other room.
Kourin looked at the 2 seishi drinking milk at the counter. Oh great, now how am I gonna explain this to Kagome-chan?
Kagome walked into the room, dropping her backpack and keys on the floor. "Hey Kourin, how was that Chinese lit. Lecture.? Tasuki??" Glomp
"AHHH!!! Leech, get it offa my arm," Tasuki shouted.
"Not a leech, Tasuki-san. My roommate." Kourin and Chichiri sweat- dropped again.
"Tasuki-kun no da. Calm down."
Kourin walked over to her now chibi roommate and attempted to pull her off of Tasuki. "Kagome-chan, you gotta let go."
"I DUN WANNA!!!!!"
Both Kourin and Chichiri were shoved away as Tasuki shouted. "Rekka Shinen!!!"
And a very charred Kagome fell to the floor.
TBC
You see? This is what happens when girls who have had too much caffeine before morning classes write fanfics at 3:00 am. Please Read and Review so far! I promise that the next chapter will be much better, this one was just an experiment. (Actually it was originally written to scare my brother into not playing the stupid freakin' kazoo!) ^-^ Okay, I'm better now. Ja ne, minna! Arigato for reading my fic!
~Stay Tuned for Episode 2 of There's a Seishi in my Room~