Written 01/06/10. Inspired by a comment I saw on YouTube that said voi means butter in Finnish. :D

Voi!

Voi!

VOI!

As of late, this was the only word you would hear come from the extremely furious long-haired man's mouth, with the occasional bitch and trash tossed in, and it was beginning to irk you. However, after a midnight internet browsing session, you accidentally happened across a little piece of information that opened your eyes to Squalo's predicament; he was just upset because he didn't have any-

"—butter!" you shouted as soon as another angry 'voi' left Squalo's lips. The fuming strategy captain turned and glared daggers at you, fists clenched tight. "He just wants some goddamned butter! Don't you people know that 'voi' means 'butter' in Finnish?"

"VOOOOIIII!"