Lin: I saw a little girl today in a stroller holding a Woody and Buzz in her hands. I utterly and completely 'Aww'ed while the girl's parents hurried away from me as fast as possible xP

Just something stupid here. Enjoy?

Buzz was running towards Woody with his arms outstretched. Woody watched curiously as Buzz got closer and closer until he had stopped right in front of Woody. Grabbing Woody with both his hands, Buzz tugged Woody close to him, ignoring the cowboy's protest and confusion.

"Woooooody!" Buzz wailed gripping Woody's skinny frame tighter. "Am I fat?"

"What?" Woody struggled a bit in Buzz's grip. "Buzz, let go of me."

"Am I fat?" Buzz repeated his question. "Tell me honestly!"

"Wh..No, your..erm," Woody tried to figure out the best way to tell the toy he was bulky without insulting him. "Your..curvy?"

"..Curvy?" Buzz pulled away from Woody at that, giving the cowboy a deadpanned look. "The best you can come up with is curvy?"

"I.." Woody played with his hat, wondering what if his best friend would attack him. "That's a good thing, Buzz."

"How is being curvy a good thing?"

"Well..Bo was curvy.."

"Your comparing me to your ex-girlfriend? What kind of boyfriend are you?"

"WHAT?" Woody took a few steps back, his eyes wide. Woody had no idea what was going on, but things were certainly getting odd. "B-boyfriend?"

"Not for long, cowboy!" Buzz placed his hands on his hips while leaning forward. "How could you say that? I thought you loved me!"

"L-love? Buzz, I don't k-"

"YOU DON'T LOVE ME?" Before Woody could even blink, Buzz had somehow burst into tears. "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"

"N-nothing!" Woody was holding onto his hat for dear life, he had never been good with others crying around him. "C-calm down, Buzz!"

"HOW CAN I? YOU HATE ME!" Buzz continued to cry as he sunk down to his knees. "IT'S RUINED! IT'S ALL RUINED!"

"Ru-"

"WHATS THE POINT OF LIVING IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME?" Buzz demanded to know as he started to bang his fist on the ground. "YOUR MY REASON FOR LIVING! THE REASON I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING! DAMN IT, I WOULD HAVE YOUR CHILD IF I COULD!"

"Child? Buzz, your a toy!"

"SO WHAT? ANYTHING IS POSSIBLY! I'M BUZZ MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTYEAR, DAMN IT! WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING A SPACE RANGER IF I CANT MAKE MY MAN HAPPY?"

"I don't want a child!" Woody exclaimed as he leaned down and placed a hand on Buzz's shoulder. "Look, calm down. It's all going to be okay."

"Call me babe."

"..What?" At this point, Woody had to wonder if perhaps the damage done to them at Sid's house had been more permanent than they originally thought. Buzz was certainly acting..odd.

"Tell me that I'm your babe and then maybe I will believe you."

"..Your joking, right?" Maybe that was it. This was all some joke and Buzz was going along with it for some reason. "This is a joke, right?"

"WHY IS IT SO HARD TO DO WHAT I ASK?" Buzz burst into angry tears now. "SEE, THIS IS WHY WE NEED CONSOULING! YOU NEVER DO WHAT I ASK!"

"FINE!" Woody gritted his teeth. "Calm down, babe!"

"Alright!" Buzz smiled, looking up at Woody with a down right shit-eating grin. "You still love me?"

"I..Sure, I love you." At this point, Woody was willing to say anything to get Buzz back to a somewhat normal state. "I love you very much."

With unknown speed, Buzz pulled Woody down and brushed his own lips against Woody's in a quick peck.

"I love you too, honey." Buzz continued to grin. "Wanna make out before the orgy?"

".."

"..Is that a yes?"

"Where's Jessie?" Woody asked, figuring that she could tell him why Buzz was acting this way. "I need to talk to her."

"Oh, so you will talk to her and not me?" Buzz was huffing now, his arms crossed over his chest. "I aways knew you had a thing for her."

"Buzz," Woody was starting to get annoyed now, Buzz's emotions were all over the place. "I just need to ask her something, alright?"

"Am I still your honey-bunches-of-oat?"

"..Sure," Woody rolled his eyes, not even wanting to dignify Buzz's question with an answer. "Sure."

"Yay!" Buzz clapped his hands, grinning again. "See, was that so hard?"

"Right..Can we see Jessie now?" Woody starting to walk backwards, hoping Buzz would get the idea. "Please?"

"Aww, your sweet!" Buzz stepped towards Woody and took one of his hands in his. "Your my sweet cowboy! My sweet, yet smexy, cowboy of the wild wild west!"

"..Smexy?" Not even Bo had ever called Woody anything close to that. "Did you just sa-"

"Jessie is over here!" Buzz tugged on Woody's hand, causing the cowboy to stumble slightly before following. "She's with Rex!"

Still being slightly dragged by Buzz, Woody was relieved to see the familiar sight of red yarn tied back into a braid come into view. Jessie had her back to them, as did the green dinosaur next to her, but Woody was happy to see the two of them. Hopefully, they could explain what was going on with Buzz.

"Jessie!" Woody cried out happily, ripping his hand from Buzz's to rush forward. "Jes.."

Her name coming from his lips died quickly as Jessie turned around completely on her boot heel to look behind her. Jessie looked different. Not completely different, seeing how her features could not utterly change, but slightly different none the less. On her lips was black paint, along with black bags painted on under her eyes and her eyebrows recolored black. From where he was standing, Woody could also see some black in her lovely red yarn for hair. Looking down from her face, Woody was stunned to see that Jessie had added some writing to her white and yellow shirt that read, 'Fuck You Hard' in black. The cow print covering on her pants was ripping artistically in certain spots, some of the rips bigger than others. The only thing that had not changed about her was her boots, which still looked to be in good shape. Her eyes had technically not changed, but Woody could see that the emotion behind her eyes had turned as dark as her outer appearance.

"..Hey," Jessie's voice was soft, almost a whisper but not quite. "Woody."

"J-Jessie?" Woody stuttered, not noticing Buzz had caught up and was fuming again. "Y-you..You look so.."

"So..?" Jessie asked back, looking at Woody sadly. "So?"

"You..I, Jessie, I.."

"YOU THINK SHE'S PRETTIER THAN ME!"

"Huh?" Woody snapped his head back towards Buzz. "Buzz, wha-"

"EVEN AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU, YOU STILL THINK SHE'S PRETTIER THAN ME!" Buzz was yelled at Woody, his hands in fist. "EVEN AFTER I DRESSED UP AS MRS. NESBIT FOR YOU, YOU STILL PERFER AN EMO OVER ME! ME! BUZZ MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTYEAR!"

"Shut up!" A strong voice spoke up suddenly from behind Jessie. Woody was stunned to realize it was Rex's voice. "Shut up already! Your giving me a headache!"

"WAAAAH!" Buzz was crying again, although this time he grabbed Woody's arm and cried into it. "TELL REX TO STOP BEING SUCH A MEANIE TO ME!"

"Tell Buzz to stop yelling all the time!" Rex snarled, stomping his feet. Woody actually felt slightly fearful of the usual docile creature. "He's such a pain in the ass! I should of killed him when I had the chance!"

If possibly, Buzz cried louder at Rex's words. For added effect, he even started to shake Woody's arm as he sobbed into it.

"Calm down!" Woody looked between Buzz and Rex, not sure if either of them were truly in the right here. "Just..everyone calm down!"

"Yeah," Jessie quiet voice added to the conversation. "Let's all just relax..Maybe drink some wine, smoke some weed.."

"Not before the orgy-porgy!" Rex snapped at Jessie, giving her a furious stare. "We can do all that after, you silly emo."

"Stop calling me that!" Jessie sniffed as slightly tears rolled down her cheeks from her eyes. "I'm gonna go kill myself now. Thanks, Rex. Thanks."

"Oh, will you stop that?" Rex snapped again. "You already failed at suicide twice, stop threating it."

"I might succeed this time!" Jessie nodded her head, her braid moving with her head. "That's what being an emo is all about!"

"You stupid..No it-"

"QUIET!" Woody shouted suddenly, making the fighting two so silent. Even Buzz on his arm stopped sobbing at Woody's yell. "ALL OF YOU, QUIET!"

Taking in a few deep breaths, Woody tried to figure out the situation before him. From what he was able to tell, he was the only sane one currently between the current toys around him. He was not sure if only these three had been affected, but Woody had just about enough. He wanted answers as to what was happening, damn it. Or at least for everyone to go back to normal. Either one, truly.

"Look.." Woody placed his free hand on his face, Buzz was still on his other arm. "Just..Tell me what is going on, alright? Is this all a joke or something?"

"A joke?" Rex's eyes narrowed, somehow. "What's a joke?"

"This!" Woody gestured slightly. "Your truly yelling, Jessie's an stoner emo and Buzz.."

"Is your lover."

"Is my lo- NO!" Woody shook his head, trying to pretend he was not about to say the word 'lover.' "Buzz is just crazy."

"AM NOT!"

"STOP YELLING!"

"IT'S TIME!" Jessie yelled suddenly, jumping up and down. Oddly enough, a smile was on her face. "I just heard Bullseye whine! They are ready to go!"

"Go where?" Woody was tempted to copy Jessie and jump around, it seemed to get attention. "Where are you going?"

Instead of letting the other two answer, Buzz let out a cheer before picking Woody up bridal style. Pressing a kiss to Woody's cheek, Buzz happily ran out of the room with Woody in his arms. The other two were soon to follow, even going as far as to run ahead of Buzz and into another room.

"Put me down!" Woody demanded, struggling in Buzz's strong arms. "Now!"

"Almost there!" Buzz started skipping, causing Woody to bounce up and down in his arms. "Here we are~!"

"Here wh-..Oh holy shit." Woody felt his eyes go wide as he took in the scene before him. "What the.."

For before him was an orgy. A toy orgy, but an orgy none the less. The beginnings of one, at least.

Woody watched in rather stunned silence as Slinky was stretched out, slight moans coming from his mouth as his coils was stretched out further and further, his head thrown back slightly. His fronts paws were being dragged by Bullseye while his back paws were dragged by Hamm. Mr. Potatohead was helping Hamm pull while Mrs. Potatohead was behind her husband and, her hands on his waist while pressing kisses to behind his ear. Looking closer, Woody noticed Mr. Potatohead was also placing kisses along Hamm's length as they continued to pull. Bullseye was the only one not being held by another, but the horse seemed very happy with the moans he was causing from Slinky. Rex and Jessie were suddenly in Woody's view, Rex going for Bullseye while Jessie went for Slinky's head. Rex opened his mouth and took one of Bullseye's ears in his mouth, making the horse tremble as Jessie stroked Slinky's face, smirking deviously.

"B-Buzz," Woody tried to get closer to Buzz, suddenly very happy Buzz had picked him up. "W-what is happening here?"

"I was not kidding when I said orgy earlier," Buzz looked pleased, gripping Woody tighter. "Come on, it's your turn tonight."

"M-my turn? W-wait, why are you walking towards them?" Woody tried to move, but Buzz's arms were strong. "What are you doing?"

Grinning madly, Buzz placed a kiss on Woody's lips with a slight, 'Enjoy~' before suddenly letting go of Woody. Dropping Woody right in the middle of Slinky's coils, right in the middle of the action.

"Oh," Woody tried to get up, but could himself caught in Slinky. "Slinky, I'm soo sorry fo-"

"Don't apologize," Slinky tried to look at Woody, but found it hard to do with Jessie on him. "Felt good~"

"Wha-Ooh," Woody could not help but moan slightly when he felt a hand caressing his inner thigh. "Mm.."

"This is going to be great," Buzz was grinning, one of his hands traveling up and down Woody's chest before going under his back. "I know all your spots, after all."

Woody took in a sharp intake of breath as Buzz's hand brushed against his pull string. He closed his eyes and let out a soft sound as Buzz began to rub the pull string gently along with his inner thigh.

Before Woody could help it, pleasure was soon taking over. Any thought of figuring out what was going on was out of his mind as he realized where this situation was going to lead. He could even get use to the fact that other hands were all on parts of his body, all toy and each feeling different. For now, he was going to enjoy it and ask questions later.

"Woody..Woody..Woody.."

"Woody..Woody..Woody," Buzz continued to chant as he shook the sleeping cowboy's shoulder. "Woody.."

Instead of waking up as Buzz wanted to him, Woody simply let out another moan, this one sounding even more pleased than the last. If he could, Buzz would be blushing at the sounds Woody was making.

"Woody.." Buzz tried one last time, shaking the shoulder before him a bit harder. Woody continued to moan, now even stretching his body out and upward slightly, eyes still shut tight with his mind stuck in his dream. "Woody!"

Letting out a sigh, Buzz let go of Woody's shoulder and stood up with a shake of his head. Whatever Woody was dreaming, it certainly sounded enjoyable. Very enjoyable, actually.

Figuring that Woody could use some enjoyment in his life, Buzz let Woody continue to sleep. Watching the faces Woody was making and the sounds that were coming from Woody's mouth, Buzz had to wonder what Woody was dreaming and if he could ever get a dream like that.

Lin: What the fuck was that shit? I wrote it and I don't even know! Why is there not a 'stupid' category on the genre selection? -twirls and continues to do so until she hits her head against a wall and passes out-

{Quest update is on the way, yay.}