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Seamen_69: Hey

TopGuns95: Hey, nice screen name Eric

Seamen_69: That's Prince Eric to you Herc

TopGuns95: Well that is Hercules; demigod who kicked your ass

Seamen_69: LOL! Don't remind me about that time I tried to in Agrabah

Dimondboy3: Did someone say Agrabah? ;)

TopGun95: Hey Aladdin, wait to join the party!

Seamen_69: Yea what was taking you so long? Is that "King" role making u lose your inner street-rat-party-boy side? Hahaha jk

Dimondboy3: Says you, Mr. Seamen_69. Lol, dude why did you pick that name?

Seamen_69: Ariel made it up for me…

TopGuns95: Oh, so she must have disappointed when she realized Seamen was only a title, the real job was really small.

Dimondboy3: ROFL!

TopGuns95: But really dude why that name?

Seamen_69: Well…How do I put this? Ariel doesn't actually know about…you kno?

…..

TopGuns95: What?...

Dimondboy3: Do you mean you haven't?...

Seamen_69: :( Look I decided to wait until after marriage. Mermaids, well I don't really know how they procreate? I just want to make it easier for her

TopGuns95: Dude that blows! Major! Why don't you just marry her then?

Dimondboy3: Yea man. I'll tell you when Jas and I got married it was just like, WOAH! That woman is a maniac! Lol. Then again she had the art of seduction down. It had helped us in more ways than one ;)

TopGuns95: lol I think we get the point Aladdin, you horny boy

Dimondboy3: Actually I was talking about how we defeated Jafar

TopGuns95: Oh…She seduced him?

Dimondboy3: Yea, then I tried to steal the lamp. But Jafar noticed me. So then it was like "Bang" "Pow" "Boom"—

LongSnake_12: Aladdin I have to say your lying has not improved that much since our last encounter

Dimondboy3: Go away Jafar! This is the Heroes chat room. Go back to the dumb Villains one

LongSnake_12: Well boy if you hadn't notice I'm evil and make it my business to ruin anything that you are part of

Dimondboy3: Jafar no one wants you here! Go Home!

LongSnake_12: That could be a problem because you took that away from me…

Dimondboy3: :( Look Jafar we are talking about something that I really don't think you'll be interested in

LongSnake_12: Trust me I've had more experience then you

Dimondboy3: What's that suppose to mean?

LongSnake_12: Street-rat is what Street-rat does I wonder how Agrabah ever holds up

Dimondboy3: :((((((((

TopGuns95: Sry but LOL on this whole situation. Aladdin do you rly not know what he is talking about?

Dimondboy3: I kno!

LongSnake_12: I have little faith you do, at least I can trust that your friends are intelligent. Hahaha evil laugh

TopGuns95: Yea well Seamen over here still hasn't tested out his chariot

Dimondboy3: ?

Seamen_69: ?

LongSnake_12: ?

TopGun95: Hasn't smashed his lightning bolt?

…

TopGuns95: Put his sword in the lion? Brought out his naked sword? Parked the Pegasus in the arch?

…

TopGuns95: ughhhh! Done the deed…?

Dimondboy3: Oh

LongSnake_12: Why didn't you say so in the first place?

Seamen_69: He shouldn't have put the topic up anyways

TopGuns95: We were talking about it before. Man I really need to know why you haven't tied the knot yet?

LongSnkae_12: Wait so let me get this straight: Seamen is still a virgin and is waiting till marriage to have sex, but he still hasn't even though he has a girlfriend?

TopGuns95: Exactly

LongSnake_12: Well street-rat this guy might just beat you in the stupidity department. At least you had enough knowledge to marry Jasmine before she realized how much better she could have it

Dimondboy3: Shut-up Jafar! Please no one wants you here. Just go back to whatever the hell you usually do

TopGuns95: Idk Aladdin, he's pretty funny. And come on he's not going to mess the "Son of Zeus"

LongSnake_12: Thank you. Aladdin you should act more like your friend here

Seamen_69: Don't worry Al; Herc can just win over people with the whole "Son of Zeus" thing. Beside if this guy is just going to make fun of my life choices I don't want him here either

HotRodBC: Well maybe he needs some support

LongSnake_12: Hades, thank god you've joined. This conversation was so heroish

TopGuns95: Woah Hades! Get the hell out of here. And by hell, I mean go back to it.

HotRodBC: Hercules, I haven't bothered for the longest time and now all of the sudden I get yelled at? I thought you were the good guy

Seamen_69: Technically he didn't yell at you. He could have said that in a mumble or something like that

HotRodBC: Like you know anything, Virgin-loser

LongSnake_12: lol!

TopGuns95: Woah! Okay you two needs to get out. No one calls my friend a virgin-loser except for me!

LongSnake_12: Sorry if you're jealous because Hades and I have more game than any of you have

Dimondboy3: Really Jafar? Tell me everyone who you have nailed

LongSnake_12: Aladdin you don't just go around asking people who they had sex with. Besides I didn't take you as the one to use such harsh language. I prefer to call it "Making love"

Dimondboy3: You don't even know what love is

LongSnake_12: That's not what Jasmine said

TopGuns95: OH SHIT!

Seamen_69: HE GOT YOU!

HotRodBC: BURN! ROFL!

Dimondboy3: Jafar if you think I'm the only one who can tell lies then you've obviously misjudge yourself

LongSnake_12: Oh Aladdin this is far from a lie ;)

Dimondboy3: Shut up, Jasmine would never have sex with you. I mean come on, do you even have enough energy to lift it up anymore?

TopGuns95: haha

LongSnake_12: I'll have you know that when the right person arouses me I perform quite well. Jasmine at least thought so.

HotRodBC: lol Jafar you snake

LongSnake_12: That's not all my name means ;)

Seamen_69: hahahaha

Dimondboy3: ? Really Eric?

Seamen_69: Well I mean I was kind of waiting for that pun to be brought up

TopGuns95: Look it doesn't matter whom had sex with whom. What matters is that Eric tells us why he hasn't gotten married yet.

HotRoseBC: Yes, please explain

LongSnake_12: Or elaborate

Dimondboy3: detailed

Seamen_69:…. You guys are hopeless, I don't need to waste my time talking bout my own personal life to villains

LongSnake_12: Well I've seemed to open up to you. I thought there would be a little more trust between us

Dimondboy3: Awww Jafar do you need a big tub of ice-cream and chick flick?

TopGuns95: haahah nice one

LongSnake_12: That seemed to help Jasmine when I left

Dimondbo3: Can you really stop making fun of me and Jasmine

Longsnake_12: Well I was mostly trying to irritate you. Jasmine I have no desire to anger, but there are other things I desire from her ;)

Seamen_69: Can you guys talk about is sex? Like really doesn't anyone want to talk about the best way to catch crab?

HotRodBc: Who brought this guy here again?

TopGuns95: Who brought you Hades?

HotRodBC: Cute, real cute Herc. Did I mention that I'm the ruler of Hell yet?

TopGuns95: Did I mention I'm the son of Zeus?

Dimondboy3: Herc you got to get over that. I'm the Sultan, at least I have power

LongSnake_12: I'm a genie, I posses powers you have never dreamed of

Dimondboy3: yea but you're a slave to your master, who is the person that rubs your lamp

LongSnake_12: Jasmine didn't mind rubbing me the first time

HotRodBC: Damn, now that is evil

Dimondboy3: Fuck you Jafar

LongSnake_12: Oh you really don't want to hear what I have to say about that

TopGuns95: Wow Aladdin you are really getting owned here

Dimondboy3: Whose side are you on?

TopGuns95: The good one

Dimondboy3: ? So am I now just this span of evil and badness

TopGuns95: No but they are defiantly evil

HotRodBC: Proud of it

Dimondboy3: Well I know Jasmine would never stoop down that low. She is my wife and I love her. I rule Agrabah and Jafar doesn't. Good always wins :p

LongSnake_12: Whatever makes you sleep at night

Dimondboy3: Oh, well Jasmine helps with that ;)

To_HotFor_You85: What do I help with Aladdin?

Dimondboy3: Jasmine!

LongSnake_12: Princess

TopGuns95: You're Highness

Seamen_69: You're Majesty

HotRodBC: This is now starting to get good

To_HotFor_You85: Aladdin why are you here, shouldn't you be organizing guards for inspection?

Dimondboy3: Uhhhhh I already did that. Why are you here?

To_HotFor_You85: Well I have to talk to Prince Eric and I heard he was in this chat room

TopGuns95: Why do you need to talk to Eric?

To_HotFor_You85: It's none of your business

HotRodBC: I like her, she is feisty ;)

To_HotFor_You85: Uh who are you?

HotRodBC: Hades lord of the underworld, but baby I can be whoever you want

To_HotFor_You85: Uhhh I'll have to pass. Aladdin why are you talking to villains?

LongSnake_12: I think we just make excellent company, don't you think so Princess?

To_HotFor_You85: Oh, uhhh Hi Jafar, didn't know they had internet in the lamp?

LongSnake_12: You would be surprise about how much I have excess too…

To_HotFor_You85: Ok I'm going to pretend you never made that creep comment. Where is Eric?

Seamen_69: Uhhhh….Here you're Highness…What do you need…?

To_HotFor_You85: Well I can't do it here. Can everyone besides for Eric leave this chat room?

Dimondboy3: No way Jasmine I have to ask you something, something very important

To_HotFor_You85: Can this wait Aladdin; I mean you could seriously come into the throne room and ask me right now

Dimondboy3: No it's better if I ask it here

To_HotFor_You85: Fine, what is it?

Dimondboy3: Well—uh—you—see….Uh, are you having an affair?

To_HotFor_You85: NO! How could ever think that? Aladdin I thought we got over our trust issues in therapy? Aladdin I love you, isn't that enough proof?

Dimondboy3: I'm soooo sorry Jasmine. I love you too, Jafar was just trying to crack our relationship :p

To_HotFor_You85: What do you mean? What did he say?

Dimondboy3: He said that you two had sex, well I mean when he was in his human form. I knew it was just another one of his dumb lies. What was I thinking right?

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Dimondboy3: Right?

To_HotFor_You85: Can we talk about this later

LongSnake_12: ;) hahahhaha evil laugh

HotRodeBC: ROFL! OMFG THIS IS BETTER THAN CABLE

TopGuns95: Oh stay out of it Hades, it is their own business

To_HotFor_You85: Yes that is why I want all of you except for Eric to leave

TopGuns95: Fine

HotRodBC: I'll just look at porn

Dimondboy3: No way, I'm staying

LongSnake_12: As am I!

Seamen_69: Can I leave?

To_HotFor_You85: No! Aladdin and Jafar this is not the right time to talk about this

LongSnake_12: Actually I believe this is the right time

To_HotFor_You85: Gahhhh Fine, but Eric you have to add something in every 5 line starting now so I know you're still here

Seamen_69: Fine

To_HotFor_You85: Great okay let's just get this nightmare over with

LongSnake_12: You didn't think it was that much of a nightmare that night.

Dimondboy3: See there he goes again making all these sexual remarks

To_HotFor_You85: Well he actually has some truth in the matter….

Seamen_69: O my Atlanta!

Dimondboy3: ? Jasmine what are you talking about?

LongSnake_12: Street-rat do you not realize that she is agreeing with my story?

To_HotFor_You85: I'm not totally agreeing with you Jafar!

LongSnake_12: Then what are you saying Princess?

Seamen_69: Actually she is a Queen now cause Al married her…

To_HotFor_You85: Thnx Eric. Well look Aladdin; gosh do we really have to do this over IM? Cnt we just talk?

LongSnake_12: You are forgetting the fact that I'm trapped inside a lamp

Dimondboy3: Yea, Jasmine how could you?

LongSnake_12: How could she not ;)

Seamen_69: damn

To_HotFor_You85: Look Aladdin when Jafar banished you away, there was a long time when I didn't think you would come back

Dimondboy3: I was gone for a week

To_HotFor_You85: Being a prisoner makes a day feel like a year. So well the night before you came back… Jafar made me come into his chambers

LongSnake_12: I don't remember ever making you do anything that night

Seamen_69: I think I hear a hurricane coming I better leave…

To_HotFor_You85: STAY! Look Jafar you had me in chains, and yes you did force me. Aladdin you can ask the genie and he will confirm with me.

Dimondboy3: So you really did have sex…With Jafar?

LongSnake_12: Shocker isn't it?

To_HotFor_You85: No Aladdin, well sort of… Jafar can you plz stop making those comments they are getting pretty annoying

Seamen_69: Agreed

LongSnake_12: So sorry (not) But what do you mean by "Sort of" Jasmine

To_HotFor_You85: Look he just fingered me then I gave him a Blow job. ALRIGHT! ARE YOU BOTH SATISPHIED! GOSH LIKE RLY TIME AND PLACE! Aladdin I'm really sorry, but at least I didn't give away my virginity

TopGuns95:OHHHHHH SHITTTTT DAMMNNNN

HotRodBC: That is really fucked up

Seamen_69: You guys need to leave

Dimondboy3: Jasmine how could you?

To_HotFor_You85: Hercules nd Hades get the Hell out of here! Look Aladdin, at first he forced his hand up me then…idk some weird emotion came over me nd I put my mouth around his, you kno? But that's it! I swear on it!

Dimondboy3: …We will talk about this later, I need time to clear my head

To_HotFor_You85: Aladdin I love you!

Seamen_69: He signed off Jasmine

To_HotFor_You85: Ahhh fuck! Jafar why did you have to tell him?

LongSnake_12: It just sort of came up Jasmine. I didn't think A) he was going to believe it and B) you were going to show up

To_HotFor_You85: Omg! Really? Do you just brag to everyone about it?

LongSnake_12: My dear, I am a villain, remember. We do evil things. If I want to brag then I brag, can I help it when I had the prettiest girl this side of the desert?

Seamen_69: ….. yea…so…?

TopGuns95: I feel sorry for u Eric

To_HotFor_You85: GET OUT! Ughhhh Jafar, look just get out of here. That was one time nd we will never bring it up again. Just all of you go except for Eric!

TopGuns95: Fine

LongSnake_12: As you wish, but this is defiantly not over

HotRodBC: You're no fun!

Seamen_69: They all signed off Jasmine

To_HotFor_You85: Thank gosh! Alright Eric so I was talking to Ariel and she told me some stuff

TopGuns95: Omfg! This will never stop

Longsnake_12: hahahahah

HotRodBC: lol

Dimondboy3: tough break Eric

To_HotFor_You85: All of you know? Wow okay Eric why will you not marry her?

Seamen_69: That is my own business

To_HotFor_You85: I'm one of her best friends. You have to tell me, I mean she still doesn't know what sex is? Isn't that, well, bad?

Seamen_69: Look can't I take my time on marriage? Is that a crime?

LongSnake_12: Trust me I know crime and that is defiantly a crime

To_HotFor_You85: Don't listen to Jafar. It's not a crime, but don't you love her?

Seamen_69: Yes but…I mean why do I have to rush into marriage?

TopGuns95: Dude! Sex!

HotRodBC: hahah

To_HotFor_You85: No Eric you do have the right idea, but I mean you guys have been dating for a long time and I just want to know why you haven't?

Seamen_69: It's just complicated

TopGuns95: That means someone's pregnant

Seamen_69: Cause Ariel is really giving birth to second coming of Christ?

HotRodBC: Who?

Seamen_69: Nvm. Look guys I'm just waiting till the right time, okay. I really don't need you all on my back

LongSnake_12: But you can break hers ;)

HotRodBC: Nice one!

To_HotFor_You85: LOL, but that's not the point. Eric just marry her

Seamen_69: Not yet

TopGuns95: Y?

Seamen_69: You don't need to know

Dimondboy3: Did you cheat one her?

Seamen_69: God no!

HotRodBC: Then why not lover boy?

Seamen_69: I JUST DON'T…

MaidFish_23: Hey guys!

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TopGuns95: OFFICIALLY BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!

HotRodBC: HERC I FINALLY AGREE WITH YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LongSnke_12: ROFLX50000000000

Dimondboy3: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

To_HotFor_You85: LOL, hey Ariel

MaidFish_23: What's so funny Jas?

To_HotFor_You85: Uhhhhhhhhhhh, I think I have to check on Raja

LongSnake_12: There is lamp business I need to attend to gtg

TopGuns95: I think I hear Zeus calling. Gtg god stuff

HotRodBC: Hell is calling, bibi

Dimondboy3: I need to organize the kingdom, Aladdin out

MaidFish_23: Eric what is going on?

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