Tsunade was stomping through the streets and the villagers were jumping out of her way. There was a distinct aura around her when she stomped that had the ability to part crowds without a word. Shizune was trailing after her with Tonton in her arms and ending this little procession was Genma who was keeping as quiet as possible. It was against his health policy to interfere with a pissed off Tsunade. She became a little less volatile these last two years she took over as the head of the hospital and retired from being a Hokage but it didn't change her ability to get pissed off when a patient disregarded her orders. Her white lab coat swirled as she turned corner and walked straight into the fifth house in the row and barged in through the white entrance doors.

When she entered the house she walked straight through the hall into the living room and saw Naruto sprawled on the floor with three red bumps on his head, a fairly desperate looking Kakashi and a heavily pregnant Sakura holding her belly, walking around the couch in circles and breathing heavily.

"Can someone tell me why the hell she is not in the hospital?" Tsunade asked critically as she put her hands on the side. "And why is the Hokage out cold on the floor?"

"Oh, Naruto?" Kakashi turned around to look at still unconscious Naruto laying on the floor as if he forgotten all about him. "The first one he got when he saw Sakura's water break. The second one he got when he ran to Sakura and slipped on the wet floor."

"The third one is from me." Sakura spoke up with a crooked smile as she tried to breath through the pain. "He tried to pick me up and take me to the hospital."

That explained why Kakashi kept his distance from his pregnant girlfriend. "Now that we are on the subject of hospitals, why are you not in one Sakura?"

"I already told them that neither I nor this baby is going anywhere. Fuck this hurts." Sakura stopped and grabbed the edge of the couch as another contraction through her body.

"How far apart are they?" Tsunade asked.

"Far enough." Sakura answered and started to walk again around the couch, using it for support.

Tsunade nodded to Shizune and pointed her head at the young Hokage sprawled on the floor. Shizune turned around and handed Tonton to Genma and went to Naruto to check him out and to try to wake him up.

"So will you tell me what is going on? Obviously Sakura is in labor. Do you want to deliver the baby here, in the house?"

"The baby isn't going anywhere!" Sakura growled and actually crossed her legs as if it would stop the baby on its way out.

"Sakura, please, can we talk about this after you and the baby are in the hospital and taken care off?" Kakashi tried to persuade her once again to drop the matter and leave for the hospital.

"No! What if something happens? I want this baby to be yours.

"It is mine, or is there something you are not telling me?"

Sakura shot him a sour glare and started to pace again around the couch. "This is not the time to be funny Kakashi!"

"Sorry, I'm not. Nothing is going to happen to you, so please let it go and come to the hospital."

"If you don't want to, just say so. There is no need to be gentle with the pregnant lady." Sakura stopped again so she could look into his eye.

"Of course I want to. But this can wait; we can plan the whole thing and have friends over. You can think it over."

"I don't want to think it over. I know I said I don't want to marry; that the baby didn't change anything, but what if something happens to me? Things like that happen and I want your son to have your name when he is born. I want him to be born to a real family. Please?"

This time Kakashi dared to approach her and pressed a hand to her cheek. "It will make me the happiest man alive." Kakashi pressed a masked kiss to her forehead. "But can it wait until you are in hospital?"

"No!"

"I thought so." Kakashi nodded and took a glass of water from the table and splashed it to straight into Naruto's face.

He woke up with a start "Is it over?" was his first question when he sat up.

"Not yet. You're needed Rokudaime." Kakashi helped him get up on his feet and pushed him closer to Sakura.

Naruto held his hands up in defense. "Oh no, I'm not getting that baby out of her."

"No, you baka. I want you to marry us. Not deliver my baby." Sakura just shook her head at her friend.

"Oh, really? Now? Don't you want to go to the hospital first?"

Kakashi quickly jumped in front of him to stop Sakura from punching him again. "If you knock him out again who is going to marry us?"

"Good point." Sakura agreed and let herself be checked out by Tsunade.

"Shizune? Genma? Could you be our witnesses for the marriage?" Kakashi asked his too quiet best friend and his girlfriend. When he saw Kakashi settling down he accepted his fate and decided to renew his old relationship he used to have with Shizune, before she left with Tsunade on her gambling journeys.

"Anything for you two." Genma smiled and moved the senbon he was chewing on to the other side of his mouth.

"Should we start?" Naruto asked and cleared his throat. "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today-"

"Short version Naruto, please!" Sakura yelled at him as another contraction made her see stars from the pain.

"Short version, right. Hatake Kakashi, do you take Haruno Sakura to be your wife?"

"I do." Kakashi answered and tried not to hiss in pain as she crushed the bones in his hand. He really hoped he will have some left after this birth, because if this was any indication, all he will have left is a tiny dust that used to be bones.

"Haruno Sakura, do you take Hatake Kakashi to be your husband?"

"I dooooo!" Sakura raised her voice as the remaining pain from the contraction faded.

"I hereby pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride." Naruto almost fainted again as Kakashi pulled down his mask and kissed Sakura on the lips and kept smiling at her as the idiot in love that he was, still after five years they have been together.

"Now, will someone get me to the hospital or will you all just smile and stare at Kakashi?"