Song: Baby by Justin Bieber

Pairing: Umbridge/Dumbledore

xoxo

Oh wooaahhh x3

You know you love me,

But I'm perplexed.

And did you ever?

Get all my texts?

You want my love,

And my six pack,

But you don't ever, ever, ever text me back…!

Aren't we an item?

Boy, quit playing!

We're just friends,

What is Snape saying?

Said you're not my type, brought real tears to my eyes,

My first love broke my heart for the first time.

And I was like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, DIE!

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

I thought you said that I was fine, fine?

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, DIE!

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

I thought you'd always be mine, mine?

Oh oh for you, I would've done whatever,

Now you're gonna regret we ain't together.

I ain't gonna play it nice,

I'm gonna make you cry!

Revenge is my new aim,

Your job I'm gonna claim.

Cause I'm in pieces,

You can't fix me!

Once you are dead,

Bones will be bread,

With this new scheme.

You're going down, down, down, down.

And when will you believe that I won't come around?

And I was like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, DIE!

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

I thought you said that I was fine, fine?

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, DIE!

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

I thought you'd always be mine, mine.

(Dumbledore)

Don't mean to demean, or to cause some hurt,

But there is somebody compared to you baby,

And I had to come between us, because you're just not like Gellert.

You had me going crazy, when you just began,

But now I know better, you're no sexy man!

And I concluded, I bloody screamed, this isn't what I had dreamed,

And even Snape got included, Fine, you stop all the trouble I'll be your boyfriend!

What d'you mean you're done waiting? Trouble you're just creating!

Hey, we don't need this hating…yet you keep on saying,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, DIE!

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

I thought you said that I was fine, fine?

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, DIE!

Like,

Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why?

I thought you'd always be mine, mine?

I am strong!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Yeah, yeahhh…

And you're all wrong!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Yeah, yeahhh…

And along,

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Yeah, yeahhh…

You were so wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong…

I'm strong!

xoxo

Disclaimer: Me don't own Umbridge.

Here's the second installment. Special thanks to natykot for the suggestion!

Review! If you don't, you're going to face the wrath of…

Umbridge: Me! YOUR MOMMA! You forget to click that button and I'll make you eat protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks! So that you'll be a red hot titanium baby with diamond teeth, like ME!

No, seriously. Review.