Authors note: Hey everyone, sorry for not updating sooner. We've been really busy lately, which we know isn't a good excuse, but... We're starting again, and please accept that we were slow and we promise it won't happen again! Atleast, we hope it won't. Also, sorry it's short. Just wanted to get something up.

1 week later

Journal, today I witnessed a horrendous sight,the glee students have seemed to join some kind of cult, and seem to be collecting garbage. What for, you ask? Well thats just what I would like to know.

And whats worse? The elves living in my arch enemies hair have somehow made him joyous about life, which makes him seem extremely pathetic with his ugly, good for nothing, geeks of a glee club. Seeing him smile sickens me. I need to try harder, make a new plan, and destroy glee club before that cult starts murdering my cheerios, with garbage.

And, believe it or not Journal, more bad news. Not only did Quinn have to give into her deep personal weaknesses, and get knocked up, but now Santana has defiled her perfect cheerio of a body. She has gotten a couple of plastic lumps inserted into her jiggolos. So, a new head cheerio must be found, again.

Goodbye, my honerable confident,

Sue Sylvester

On my way to Cheerio practice

These ugly kids give me a headache, look at how fat that one is. I think I'll push the one with glasses... SLAM! Right into the lockers, perfect shot.

What is this I see? The starters of the glee club cult, Perry and Nick. They must be plotting something, something to do with my cheerios...

"Look, Nico. We need to talk." The one called Perry said.

"Are we breaking up?" Nick, ugg. Is he a vampire? Really he wears so much black.

"Uhh, what?" Is he slow or something? "Dude, be serious for a second here, kay?"

"I'll make a serious effort. Shoot."

"You can't treat people... Okay, let's put it this way. You've gotta treat people the way you want to treated. Nice, Nico. That means treat people nice."

"I'm just fitting in, gods. Relax Percy."

"Dude, aren't you supposed to all chivalrous and polite? I mean, you're from like, 200 years ago, right?" Hail all that is ruled by me! What are they saying, are they insane? Satanists?

"I was born just before World War 2, idiot." Funny, he apears to be younger than me, and I'm not even 30!

"Okay, not my point, can you just try to be more..."

"Yeah, yeah. Besides, I hear chicks dig that shit anyway."

I have to do some private investigating. "BECKY!"