Disclaimer: I do not own Scott Pilgrim.

The greatest (or lamest) story ever told

Unknown location

Five figures stood in a large dark room talking amongst themselves until a spotlight went on and revealed a man in a black business suit and black pants looked over them from a throne. The five figures looked to him and kneeled

"Let me tell you a story my children, I start this story as many others with a once upon a time, there was a man who lived in the Canadian providence, his name was Scott Pilgrim he was a brave fighter but not all that bright, he fell in love with a girl named Ramona Flowers, it was a powerful feeling that he couldn't control it was wonderful, for a time that is. Soon after their dating began he discovered her terrible secret about her, she had seven evil ex's each one more powerful than the other. Through many adventures and battles it was finally over, Scott defeated the final evil ex and secured his place by Ramona's side and everything seemed peaceful" He rose from his throne and walked towards the group. "Little did he know that those Ex's where just training, for his true destiny begins today" the man walked towards a door that had a black star on it. "To war my children, let's do this" he opened the door and walked into subspace.

Scott and Ramona house

"This is so awesome!"

Scott Pilgrim

26 years old

Status: totally freaking out

"You are a truly an idiot you know that right?"

Ramona Flowers

26 years old too

Status: Scott is an idiot

Scott smiled lying on their couch (yes they finally got one) "come on life is great right now, no evil ex's we both have awesome jobs and a big enough loan from my parents to buy this house instead of just renting"

She lay next to him. "How are your parents so rich anyway?" she smiled and examined the ring on her finger glad she had said yes when he asked a year ago.

"While you see my dad bought a lottery ticket and won, then put his money on a stock which went big and bang he was super rich, which is why we moved a lot from a nicer house to a bigger better house" he sighed. "It sucked!"

She smiled and hugged him. "But still we have this nice house and everything is going great" she grinned. "Now that everything is finally unpacked let's head up too our room and have some fun" she smiled and went up the stairs.

Scott raised both fists in the air. Scott Pilgrim wins his life!

Pure Theatre (built on the ruins of the Chaos Theatre)

"To Scott and Ramona!"

Wallace Wells

28 years old

Status: totally wasted

"Yeah yeah" Stephan Stills replied

"I guess they were meant to be" Kim Pine took Stephan's hand with a grin.

Stephan Stills and Kim Pine

26 years old

Status: Dating

Scott and Ramona grinned and held each other close listen to the band play a fast paced song. "To us" Scott drank back his beer and Ramona did as well.

"Yep nothing could possibly go wrong" Scott smiled as everyone glared at him. "What?"

Kim flicked him on the head. "As soon as someone says that something goes horribly wrong"

As if to prove her point the doors went flying into the room and a large man with dark red skin and short black hair walked into the room. He stood a good 6'5 off the ground and his body was all muscle. "Scott Pilgrim!" the man roared in fury and glass began to break from his noise.

The whole group stared daggers at Scott and he raised both of his hands. "I swear to god this isn't my fault"

Ramona sighed. "Either way that guy is going to keep breaking stuff until you stop him" she got out of the booth to let him out.

Scott walked towards the man and summoned his Power of Understanding. "Who are you?" he pointed his sword at the man.

The man growled. "I am Wrath!" He slammed his fists together and the entire room began to shake. "And I am here to destroy you"

"So I guess I will skip past the either we do it the easy way or hard way and skip straight to the fighting" Scott readied his blade. "Get ready to disappear!"

End chapter 1

Yes I know not to great yet but it is my first attempt so good things please.