Disclaimer: Still don't own Scott Pilgrim, probably never will.

Thank you readers for sticking with me all this way, but we aren't done yet, mysteries to be solved and plot twists galore. This isn't your grandmother's fanfiction. This is Scott Pilgrim vs. the Darkness, and this is how you wish your life was.

No idea where that came from but here we go!

Q and A

Scott smiled sitting next to a lake and skipping stones. "I can't believe that I got beat up bad enough to get thrown into a coma"

Ramona smiled and punched him on the arm. "Me either, you were able to take on seven of my evil ex's but you couldn't beat one guy?" She kissed his cheek. "Oh well at least you are getting better right?"

He smiled lightly. "Yeah in a week I am out of here" he suddenly stood up and pushed Ramona out of the way.

Ramona was about to say something but a metal chain flew by where she was sitting just a minute ago. "What the?"

Scott got to his feet and the entire landscape changed. They were surrounded by massive skyscrapers and plain streets. "What is going on here?"

Sloth smiled and pulled back his chain into his sleeve. "Nice to see you again Scott, if you don't remember I am Sloth" He grinned lightly and tipped his hat to Scott.

Scott glared at him. "Why are you people attacking me!" he balled his hands into fists and glared at Sloth darkly.

He smiled. "I suppose that is only fair that you know, but first" he snapped his fingers and Ramona disappeared. "She is safe, just moved for the remainder of the seminar. He snapped again and the world shifted into a beautiful landscape. "This is October 31 ****, this is the age of heroes and villains" large crowds of people were shown, some were evil looking, and the others looked heroic.

Scott looked around. "How the heck are you doing this?"

Sloth smiled. "Control over subspace, now shush" The land shifted again and now there was a group of eight people. They gave off the impression that they were heroic types.

Scott examined each one. "Who are these people?" he stepped back.

"They are Hero's, the best in all the land, well they were" Sloth sighed. "But then the Darkness came and changed everything" The scene shifted once again and they stood on the edge of a large burned field. There was a massive dark monster destroying anything that got close to it. The hero's were fighting against the monster. One of them seemed to be the leader, he had blonde hair and blazing blue eyes, he held a sword that had two small metal wings for a hilt, the blade glowed white and he fought with amazing strength and grace. But even with all the hero's fighting at once they couldn't seem to gain the upper hand. "The Darkness was a monster born of the hatred of humanity, it couldn't be stopped by mere blade or magic, so the leader of the hero's, in one final desperate attempt, absorbed the monster into himself" the hero seemed to suck the creature into his body through his hand and landed on the ground. "But after absorbing the creature it began to corrupt him" the hero fell to the ground and his body started to shake his hair turned pitch black.

Scott looked on with horror. "What?"

"Of course his bond with us was too strong; as he was corrupted we slowly fell under the power of darkness as well" the others began to look crueler and even evil. "You see we may have become evil but we weren't stupid, so the weakest of us pulled an awesome trick" A man walked over to the hero and put a hand to his head and the man's head began to glow. "He put the hero in a coma, and the rest as they say, is history" Sloth grinned. "We put the former hero in a suspended animation, and we have guarded him ever since"

"So why are you attacking me?" Scott seemed confused.

He smiled. "Simply put, for training, now no more questions, only death" he snapped and the buildings returned as did Ramona who looked greatly confused.

Scott sighed. "Whatever, I will take you out like all the others" he got into a fighting stance. "Ramona hide away, I got this"

Ramona kissed his cheek. "Kick his ass" she ran to hide behind one of the buildings.

Sloth smiled. "Now than let's fight" he snapped his fingers in Scott's direction and the ground turned into spikes all flying at him. Scott quickly dodged out of the way of the spikes and began to dash at Sloth. "Nice nice but how about this?" Sloth smiled and all the ground around him began to float in a circle around him.

"What the hell!" Scott moved out of the way a split second before a spear made of the ground flew at him.

"You see Scott I have unlimited control over subspace, and because of the convenient little highway in your head I can enter your dreams and kick your ass two ways from Sunday" He smiled and flicked his wrist sending the massive chunks right at him. Scott tried to dodge out of the way but wasn't fast enough, he was knocked into the ground buried under the earth.

"Scott!" Ramona ran over and began to remove some of the debris from the pile.

Sloth walked over and lifted her by the neck. "Now that he is out of the way" Sloth grinned. "You see my dear maiden you will have to come with me, Father has been quite keen to have a discussion with you"

Ramona spat in his face. "Go to hell you rotten bastard"

Sloth dropped her to her feet and quickly slapped her across the face. "How dare you!" his eyes glowed red. "In the waking world I am lazy and sleep most of the time, but here I am all powerful!" he snapped and a spear went through Ramona's shoulder and pinned her to a wall. "Now than" he began to walk towards her.

"Scott!" Ramona yelled out in pain.

"Back off!" the massive chunks of Earth that had crushed Scott flew off of his body. He had a black aura around him and a sword hilt coming out from his chest. "I am tired of you and your family, I am going to kill you" Scott's eyes glowed with hatred and he pulled the sword out.

The power of Darkness

+5 to ruthlessness

+8 to hatred

-100 to morality

The sword's blade was completely black and the guard was a skull with glowing red eyes.

Sloth smiled. "Getting serious are we?" he turned and sent a wave of spikes at Scott.

"Shut up!" he swung the blade and a massive blast of darkness blew the spikes away and flew right at Sloth sending him flying into a building. Scott's hair began to turn black and his eyes red. "That's right you bastard you can't stop me, you are just a pathetic excuse for a piece of shit" he raised his blade and dark energy began to charge up. A massive pillar flew out of the building and knocked Scott away.

Sloth got out and sighed, brushing dust off of his suit. "I knew you would turn evil, Father totally owes me ten bucks" he smiled and every piece of earth he had kicked up rose and became its own spear.

Scott got up and grinned darkly. "That so you weak loser!" he charged up a large amount of dark energy.

Ramona had finally pulled out the spear and ran over to Scott throwing her arms around him. "Don't do this!"

Scott looked at her in shock. "Wha…"

Ramona kissed him. "This isn't the man I love, he fight to protect what he loves not because he gets angry" she held onto him tightly.

Scott dropped the blade and looked at her. "You are right, Ramona I am sorry" he looked at her.

She smiled and began to back up. "No big de…" Sloth sent a spear right through her knocking her out of the dream.

"Yawn, boring!" he smiled lightly. "Come on now you were pissed and about to attack?"

Scott glared at him but instead of attacking he just sighed. "She is right, I can't kill you out of hatred" he picked up the sword. "But you are evil, and if I let you live more people will be hurt" his body began to glow white. "I fight to protect what I love and to destroy people like you!" the light cleared and Scott stood fully healed and holding a glowing white sword with a cross shaped guard.

The power of light

+20 to good

+10 to wisdom

+100 to control

"Now than let's do this" he ran at Sloth dodging the hundreds of projectiles flying at him. He grinned. "Oh yeah, this is how you fight!" he smiled and the light burst from his body again.

Sloth smiled, but this time it didn't have the evil behind it. "You know Scott, I think that I am going to forget the mission, the rest of this fight is just going to be a fight that we can both enjoy, let's do this" he grinned and sent more and more spears at him.

Scott smiled. "You do that, because it is game-over!" his blade glowed with energy. "Get ready for this!" he cut through all of the spears and slashed right through Sloth.

Sloth coughed and fell to the ground. "You did well, but Father is ten times stronger than me and Pilgrim" he smiled up at him. "Thanks" he disappeared.

Scott sighed. "Another day, another fight" he smiled and closed his eyes to wake up.

I know it sucks but here is chapter 5