Shut Up and Kiss Me - NaruSasu Romance and HumorRated M

Chapter ThreeSasuke's P.O.V.

My heart dropped as Naruto smiled at them and laughed. They were waiting for him to make a move and frankly, so was I though my life was ruined.

"Sorry, Ladies. I think you've gotten enough excitement for one night. And I get three chickens, right? I'll use one."

What? He turned me down? Oh, if this was six years ago, he would have been pounded into that pillow in a blink of an eye. But I showed no emotion as I made a fake sigh of relief. The girls pouted but the game went on until they had gotten tired. The five of them were about to pack up and leave when Itachi came up, looking disheveled and made them stop. "You guys aren't going anywhere. The roads are blocked and the snowplows won't come until morning."

Hinata looked worried. "So…we're trapped?" Itachi hugged her and smiled. "It's okay. You'll be out in the morning. Kisame is already asleep so he can shovel the driveway out tomorrow." Sakura and Ino jumped at this. "Slumber party!" The squealed and Karin clapped too. Hinata calmed down and giggled with them. They called their parents to tell them they were staying the night and immediately ran to the guest room while Naruto offered to help Kisame tomorrow. Itachi just smiled. Naruto and I were the only ones down in the family room, as Itachi left for the kitchen. I immediately started picking up our mess and Naruto soon helped. Itachi watched and kissed my forehead, as a goodnight, after a while and headed back down to the "cave".

I washed out the party dishes and let Naruto help me by vacuuming the floor and picking up the pillows and following Hinata upstairs. I was still flushed from the almost kiss. I was so close to getting my first kiss but Naruto had to be a man and say no. I sighed loudly, thinking to myself that the night wasn't over yet. I was determined to finally get what's rightfully mine beneath me and screaming my name. After six years….! I laughed manically out loud and didn't hear Naruto walk in. When he tapped my shoulder, I jumped and screamed, giving him a terrified look. Naruto held back a laugh and asked, "Can I use your shower?"

After my heart stopped racing, I slowly nodded and dried off my hands. I showed him to my room and opened the door to my bathroom which were connected. Naruto smiled and said thanks, taking off his shirt in front of me, as he had done during practice many times over. I looked away and walked to the guest room where the girls were in my shirts that I let them use when they stayed over. They smiled at me as I glared at them and slammed the door shut. "Why did you do that…!" I asked, furiously.

Karin smiled. "Because we thought you'd like it." Hinata nodded. "Yeah. You didn't seem like you were enjoying yourself enough."

"I HATE TITANIC!" I shouted. Sakura stood and hugged me and I huffed. "We know." Ino shrugged. "And besides….we were hoping that Naruto would pull a move on you." She said bluntly. They all seemed to nod. I pushed Sakura away and crossed my arms. "And why would he do that?" I asked, harshly. Ino sighed loudly and obviously irritated. "Are you an idiot, Sasuke?" She asked me. I huffed.

"He likes you, Sasuke." Hinata helped, Ino. Sakura sat by Karin and nodded. "Yeah. I mean why else would he want to see you whenever we come over?"

"Or sit with us?" Karin pointed out.

"OR get excited when we talked about you?" Ino added as a closing statement.

It was now silent and my eyes became softer. I was about to say something when Sakura giggled. "I think our little Sasuke is in love again~"

I glared and sighed. "Again? Psh. Babe, I've always been in love." I said, matter-of-factly. Ino shook her head. "No. You only liked the thought of fucking Naruto. Now, you looove him~" She drawled playfully. I sighed loudly.

"Oh, don't think I'll be the bottom. Just you wait!" and with that I strutted out and to my room. I laid on my bed and stared at my ceiling for a few seconds before deciding to change into my dark maroon, purple, black and white flannel pajama bottoms and laying back in bed setting my alarm for ten for Naruto to get up and help Kisame. IF he could stand after the penetration I will give him to night. Oh, I'm bad.

I laid against my fluffy pillow and looked out my snowy window at an odd angle. It was pretty and I smiled. Naruto… did like me. It made me truly happy. It's all I've ever wanted in life, really, though it's cheesy.

I was quickly kicked out of my thoughts as Naruto came out in his boxers and his orange shirt. He was a bigger hip build but I had to. "Do you want to use some pj pants?" I asked, pointing to some in a folded pile. He shook his head and toweled his hair, shoulders and neck still damp from the water. He smelled of my body wash and shampoo but it was better on him than it was me. While he turned, I breathed in the scent and practically orgasmed. It was a wonderful fit for him and I couldn't wait to just destroy him.

As he came back from cleaning up my bathroom, I turned on the lamp on the bedside table and asked for him to turn off the main light. He did so and sat on the bed. "Am I sleeping here or with the girls?" He laughed. I think I replied too fast as I said, "Oh, with me of course!" with a laugh at the end, because he gave me a curious look. I blushed and looked away. Naruto got under the covers and I could feel his warmth even as he laid away from me. I pouted and scooted closer to him. Naruto rolled over and smirked at me.

"You're an interesting person, Sasuke." He said softly. I just nodded. "…Thank you?" I replied in a way and he moved his head closer, lips inches from mine. "I mean it. I've always thought you were. And you were a good friend when we were younger. Always caring and protective. I was so small…" So small…. "And cuter, I must admit." Oh, HELL yes…

I laughed a bit. "Well, I do admit you were very precious." I said softly. Naruto moved the rest of his body closer and put a hand on my waist. I swatted it away and glared at him. "What are you doing?" I asked, defensively. Naruto gave me a look. "Isn't this what you wanted?" He asked softly, and quite confused. I glared. "Well, yes, but I'm definitely not the bottom!"

"Oh?" Naruto seemed to want to challenge me. I glared harder. "Have you ever even kissed a boy?" He asked.

"….No, but-"

"Have you ever kissed?"

"No-"

"Then you probably haven't fucked."

"I read!"

"Oh, like that does anything for experience points. And besides. You'll like bottom. It seems very…you." He purred the last part sending shivers up my spine. I groaned softly and closed my eyes. "And how do you know that's me?" I asked softly.

"Because you don't have the guts to fuck me anymore. I can easily pin you and take you anyway I wanted." He purred still, causing me to believe him. He was right and I liked it. But I'll never admit it. Never. I moaned softly as his lips met my neck, sucking on my pulse point.

His mouth had been trained and I loved the feel of it on my neck…then shoulder…then my mouth finally. It was like a beautiful heaven, feeling his tongue wrestle controlling with mine. I let myself moan openly and rested my hand on his neck, pushing him farther down into the kiss. He pulled away and moved on top of me, hands on my hips. I gave him a dazed look as I pouted and grumped. "You pulled away."

~~Normal P.O.V.~~

Naruto was awoken the next morning by the ringing alarm Sasuke had set up. He looked at the time. "Nine thirty, huh?" He whispered with a laugh, scratching his scalp.

He put his arms over his head and stretched, laying in the comfortable and strange bed. The blond reviewed last night's activities with his new lover and looked at him, laying under the blankets, shivering. Sasuke looks so cute, he thought, snuggling to him and pulling him closer to his own body. He looked out the window and noticed that the sun was shining. A smile appeared. It was a wonderful way to start out a morning.

He watched as Sasuke stirred a bit in his arms and looked up to him, giving him a soft smile. "Hey." He croaked a bit, wincing afterward. Naruto just laughed. "Voice sore?" He whispered and Sasuke nodded as a response. The blond nuzzled his face and kissed him again. He rubbed his naked body against Sasuke's and they both shuddered, Naruto groaning as Sasuke had to bite back anything that was vocal. He hit Naruto's head and playfully pushed him off.

They both jumped when there was a knock on the door and Itachi yelled at them. "Breakfast is ready, you two! Naruto, you'd better hurry up and eat. Kisame will still need you today."

"Okay!" Naruto yelled back, throwing the covers off of his naked body and searching for some boxers and his pants. Sasuke gently crawled to him and hugged his waist, kissing his shoulder then neck.

"I take it you liked last night?" Naruto purred turning and holding him while kissing him once more. Sasuke's obvious reaction was all he needed as an answer. They broke off the kiss and Sasuke sucked on Naruto's earlobe. "Stay another night. Itachi won't care." He begged softly, causing Naruto to blush. Instead, he gave a soft chuckle. "I'll talk to dad." He said softly, giving Sasuke a quick grope before pushing him back down on the bed and putting his shirt from last night back on. He looked in the mirror and nodded to himself before sitting back on the bed.

Sasuke hugged him and wrapped himself in his sheet. Softly he whispered, "Go and get some breakfast. I'll meet you there in a bit."

Naruto nodded and gave him one last taunting kiss before winking and leaving. He shut the door softly.

Sasuke laid back and laughed to himself. Uzumaki Naruto at age thirteen was cute and still his dream deep down. But, maybe he could get used to this new Eighteen year old Uzumaki Naruto too.

~Awari

Author's Note: Okay, so this was meant to be a fast story because I'm currently on writer's block and this was a fun idea. And I'm sorry there wasn't a yaoi scene in this one either. There will be in my other stories though, I promise. Some of you may also be wondering as to why I dislike SasuNaru. If you chose to know why I dislike SasuNaru so much, you can ask me or flame me, I don't care. I will answer you respectfully and if you do enjoy SasuNaru and read this story, I respect your fandom. I, however, just don't like it.

But please have a good, yaoi filled day, whether it be NaruSasu or SasuNaru. Bai, now!