" I can't believe he did this to us!" said a bright blue haired man.

"Shut up trash, Aizen-sama wouldn't give us this task if it was not important," said a rather detached green eyed shorter man with black hair.

"But we are in gigai! Ulquiorra, I swear if Aizen wanted you in a pink dress, wouldn't say a thing!" he yelled, agitated.

-Flashback-

"Grimjow and Ulquiorra, go to the Human World and spy on Kurosaki and his friends. You will be given special gigai for this. You have a week, and you can not come back until it is finished," said Aizen.

Grimmjow wanted to speak out against this menial task, but knew better than to question him. Still being the former sexta he had even less hold over his word then the Cuatra Espada, Ulquiorra Cifer, but he wouldn't question orders from Aizen. Grimmjow hated the fact he had to spend three whole days in the Human World, rather than antagonizing his fellow Arrancar or destroying the lesser Hallow, and they were strictly prohibited to use their powers unless an emergency popped up. Aizen had given Szayel to create the gigai especially for this mission, they looked liked them both with some differences. Grimmjow still had his short, spiked blue hair, but his blue eyelines and hallow mask was missing, so was his hole and scars. Ulquiorra had a tan compared to his usual white skin, his green lines and mask were also missing, as well as his hollow hole.

When they entered the gigai as instructed, they realized they were both still naked, and only had a thin sheet of white keeping them from losing dignity. Szayel did some research on popular dress of modern humans, and was particularly fond of the strange and eccentrics of the human teenagers. He had chosen some outfits for them to choose from, some were similar to one another, while others were plain bizarre. Grimm chose black leather pants with a chain attached, black boots, a simple red wife beater, black zip up hoodie, and a chain necklace and black and red checkered belt. Ulquiorra chose a bold green pair of pants, that made Grimm wonder how he fit into them, they hugged far to snug for any comfort, a black shirt with some sort of caroonish figure on it, something called arm warmers, and some black converse.

"Now these gigai will cut off your reiatsu, so they won't be able to tell who you are," said Szayel, "But try not to make yourselves noticed. Certain mannerisms may still send off alarms telling Kurosaki that you are who you are. Now a flat has been set up for you to stay in, with clothes and food that you will eat when you get hungry. You can't eat souls, or that will give you away, so your bodies in the gigai have been modified to eat human food. Now you will be able to still see spirits but don't react to them unless a fellow hollow attacks you. If you are alone, you are able to use some of your powers, but nothing more than your swords, if you can help it, and don't carry them around, it is 'unlawful' in the human world."

They received a list of 'dos and don't s of Human World' and the address to their flat. Then escorted to the Human World by Gin before he laughed at them for a moment and shutting the Gargantua.

-End flashback-

"You would be wise to hold your tongue when referring to me trash, if it was not for orders, I would be watching you bleed from under my heel," said Ulquiorra before opening the door using the key that they were given to their flat.

"Shut up! At least I don't look gay," said Grimm, looking at his attire.

"For one who has been starring at the back of my pants for so long, it would seem you are admitting rather than accusing," said Ulquiorra.

"I have not! Now let's just get this over with! Where do they hang out," said Grimm in a huff.

"You trash, it is in the middle of the night, they would be in their homes. It seems to be Spring, perhaps they are in school or on a vacation from it," said Ulquiorra stepping in to the flat.

It had two bedrooms, bathroom, small living room, and a kitchenette. Both inspected the place and found the rooms they would be using. Ulquiorra had some stacks of books and magazines from the human world, a desk, computer, and bed with pale green sheets in his room. Grimm had a stereo, some posters of popular bands, a T.V. and something called an Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, a CD collection, and a small western styled bed with dark blue sheets. They settled in, each got a shower, and stared at the fridge wondering what they could fix. Neither of them knew how to cook anyway, they were Hollow they were accustomed to eating other Hollow. A cookbook was found on the counter and Grimm picked it up.

"Alright cooking is your thing, I don't have the patience to read," said Grimmjow tossing the book at Cuatro.

Ulquiorra caught it effortlessly and began reading on something called Spaghetti. Grimmjow left for the living room and discovered the television remote and began to fiddle with it. The black object in font of him sprung to life with the press of a button and something called 'News' began filling the screen and noise filled the air. The newscaster was yammering on about crimes in the city and peace proposals from other countries. Bored he pressed another button and the channel turned. He kept this up while the smell of something filled the air, blood and fire. He covered his nose, although the smell made his mouth water, and kept changing channels until something called 'The Animal Planet' was on and they were doing a special on tigers. About halfway through the program Ulquiorra called him to the table to eat. A plate full of yellowish worm like objects filled it with some bloody and chunky thick liquid was on top, sniney implements were on either side of the plate.

"They are called noodles, and the red chunky stuff is sauce with hamburger," said Ulquiorra.

Grimmjow took the three pronged object called a fork and twirled it into the mess, some of it fell off when he rose the thing to his mouth and thrust it in. He neglected to pull the fork out before he found himself chewing and bit down on metal. A sharp pain told him to remove the object from the contents before chewing, and it didn't help that the temperature of the food was in in mouth and it now felt as if he were eating Cero. Grabbing his neck and and trying to choke it all down, Grimmjow looked around for something to put out the fire. Ulquiorra pointed to a glass of water to his left and humorlessly watched his fellow Arrancar chug then contents and inhale deeply when the horrid experience was over.

"That was too big of a bite, and you are supposed to let it cool," said Ulquiorra.

"You should have told me that, you nearly killed me!" yelled Grimmjow.

"Impossible, you are already dead if I recall, now if you want me to kill you again, I can arrange that, trash," he said calmly. It was bad enough he was stuck with the impulsive, dim witted, former Espada, but how things were going, it was going to be hell. After they ate, Grimm was in charge of dishes, which went surprisingly swimmingly if he didn't try and lick them clean before he washed them, and they turned into bed for the night. Although Grimmjow wanted to sample some of the music in this world, and began playing Linkin Park's Meteora soundtrack before actually going to sleep.

River: Okay so I invent some pretty interesting stuff here. But seriously they are Arrancar, other than some books Ulquiorra would have on some of the stuff that happened, I don't know, possibly years ago on human society or some such...neither of them would know anything about being human. So part learning experience, part 'ZOMG, did they really do that?' To save face I am going to leave out bathroom time...NOBODY wants that. They will discover a lot of things while stalking Ichigo and friends. Like the Mall, Karaoke, and dare I say it, movies!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the bleach characters, but like many fan girls of the world I wouldn't mind having one...but *ahem* I don't like people stealing from me, that is bad, so if you do I will go all Medieval on your butt.