AliceIMessenger
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3. Taxes
To: MandarinMaw (Mikan Sakura)
From: TechnicallyBlackmail (Hotaru Imai)
Subject: Monthly taxes
You owe me monthly taxes. For the LoserOut Software and the daily managing of your account to prevent spam/hacking/deleting, the total adds up to 10,000 yen.
To save my own time, forward this to everyone else.
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Forward to everyone on buddies list?
[Yes] No
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To: TechnicallyBlackmail (Hotaru Imai)
From: MandarinMaw (Mikan Sakura)
Subject: Re:Monthly taxes
Everyone's paid directly to your account! ^_^
Also, if you don't mind me asking...why is it so much if it's a TAX?
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To: MandarinMaw (Mikan Sakura)
From: TechnicallyBlackmail (Hotaru Imai)
Subject: Because.
Popularity and safety have prices, you know.
LoserOut Software
ver. 6.0
Only for extremely active users of AliceIMessenger.
Loser problem? This software automatically blocks losers and prevents fangirl/fanboy mail, spam, and many other excellent features. Guaranteed to work or your money back!
Price: 100,000 yen
Download Now!
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[WARNING: This software may not completely block all fanboys, fangirls and/or losers. If you're desperate enough to buy this software, then it indicates that you must have a very large (and still growing) amount of fanboys/fangirls/losers on your hands that are constantly harassing you. Therefore, it is not guaranteed that every single one of them will be blocked. If you are discouraged by this, then purchase its companion, SpamBeGone Software, which will completely protect your account, for an additional 5,000 yen.]
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LoserOut Software and SpamBeGone Software (c) Hotaru Imai.
All rights reserved.
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MandarinMaw: It does work, though. We've got to give her that.
AnimaLuca: Yeah.
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[Click and Type drabble - end]
It's a series now, for random (stressing random) short IM drabbles. Don't ask because I don't know.
Also, don't ask how Mikan managed to get 100,000 yen, plus an additional 10,000 for every month. I don't know that either.
:)
~Arii
Disclaimer: Arii doesn't own Gakuen Alice.