AN: Ok so pretty much all the dialogue is stolen right out of Mean Girls so I own neither that nor the Kingdom Hearts characters. Kind of a crack fic, but I had this idea and haven't had time to do a video with it - yet. Hope you guys can tell who is who!

This is my first cross-over and I'm not sure if it counts or not, so if you think I should just move it to KH, let me know.

"Alright," said Sora to Roxas. "Lunch time." He threw open the doors to the cafeteria and he, Roxas, and Riku were greeted by a tidal wave of noise.

"So we just get our food and eat?" asked Roxas.

Sora and Riku exchanged looks.

"Not exactly," said Sora.

"What do you mean?" asked Roxas, confused.

"Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody here," explained Riku, guiding Roxas between the tables as he explained. "You got your freshmen."

A dark-haired girl looked up at Roxas and then looked away again, blushing.

"ROTC guys."

A large boy with orange hair glared up at them and this time it was Roxas who looked quickly away, though in fear.

"Preps."

A skinny boy with ridiculously styled red-haired threw Roxas a flirty glance before returning to his lunch.

"JV jocks."

Roxas caught a British accent coming from a shorthaired blond boy who was shuffling a deck of cards.

"Asian nerds."

A boy whose face was almost entirely obscured by long, blond hair shot them a look over the top of the huge chemistry book he was reading.

"Cool Asians."

Roxas followed Riku's glance to a boy with blue hair hiding half his face. He too had a book, but he managed to pull it off.

"Varsity jocks."

A boy with bizarrely style silver hair seemed to be holding court at the table Riku indicated.

"Unfriendly black hotties."

A large boy with dreadlocks scowled at them as if daring them to come any closer.

"Girls who eat their feelings."

A blond girl with strange antenna-like pigtails was shoveling down macaroni and cheese and glowering at a pink-haired person at the next table.

"Girls who don't eat anything."

The pink haired girl (or something) the blond was glaring at sat toying with a single piece of bread on an otherwise empty tray.

"Desperate wannabes."

A boy with strange blue hair and an X-shaped scar on his face sat gazing longingly at the silver-haired jock.

"Burnouts."

By the window there was a boy with a long, dark ponytail was gazing vaguely out at the campus in a stoned sort of way.

"Sexually active band geeks."

A boy with a spiky blond mullet and some kind of instrument case under his chair was flirting happily with the rest of his table.

"And the greatest people you will ever meet," finished Riku as they reached the lunch line.

"Who's that?" asked Roxas.

"Us, of course," said Sora happily and he threw an arm around Roxas's shoulders.

High school was certainly going to be interesting.