Sorry I haven't updated anything in a while. I have been busy. And lazy. Forgive me! D:

I will update What L Came Back To shortly…I hope. I also will use suggestions, but today I just thought of this randomly and decided to use it. It's a bit short, but enjoy! :D

I have been slacking off a bit lately. I know not why this is—perhaps it is the summer air. In any case, I was staring out the window when this idea came to me.

Out the window, I saw happy young children standing on the sidewalk. Then the next minute, an ice cream truck came by.

All of the children ran after it happily. It was a joyous scene.

Until of course, one little child began screaming that the truck had run over a frog and squashed it.

That little child then proceeded to run out in front of the ice cream truck, screaming that the truck was a murderer.

The little child was then almost run over by said ice cream truck.

However, Matsuda had been among the children chasing the ice cream truck.

…

Don't. Ask.

Matsuda was able to pull the child back to safety just in time, as odd as that sounds (considering it was Matsuda).

Back to the matter at hand. I have decided to write a recipe for ice cream.

What To Make If You Feel Like Perhaps Chasing a Truck—

Scream Cream

I assume you first need crushed ice. Locate a bowl and insert crushed ice.

Obtain cream and pour about 5 cups into the bowl.

Follow this step by pouring in about 7 cups of sugar.

I assume that you need about a half a cup of water. Stir the mixture.

I do not believe that butter is required in ice cream. However, this ice cream shall be tea flavor, so pour in a cup of tea.

Now, the task is to make the ice cream…not crunchy. Therefore, I believe it would be appropriate to drop in 1 cup of flour.

After this step, place it in the freezer and in a few hours, you have ice cream! Enjoy!

Sorry that was so short, and sorry that sucked. =.=

Review anyway? Please?

Hope you liked it anyway. Suggestions!

Thanks for reading!