A/N: hey everyone! This is my first time on FF—heck, it's my first time writing a fic period! Anyway, everyone loves kisses so these are a bunch of oneshots focusing on the subject. These oneshots: do not take place during any specific time, change POVs, tenses, etc etc anything goes. I hope this can successfully describe various parts of their relationship. Enjoy! (:
Disclaimer: the only thing I own is my car. …oh wait, I don't own that (yet) either.
#1. Pig
It was a normal, beautiful day at Condor Studios in Hollywood, California: nice weather graced the clear blue skies lined with perfectly puffy white clouds. Birds chirped, bugs crawled, paparazzi flashed pictures, children played, and Sonny Munroe chased Chad Dylan Cooper through the halls like a lunatic.
"CHAD! GET BACK HERE!" her voice shrieked through Stage 2.
"Peace out suckaaa—!" Chad teasingly yelped with a huge grin on his face as he flailed his arms in a running frenzy.
"This isn't funny! Give me back my phone!" Sonny sounded desperate, her voice cracking between her words. She shut her eyes, ready to run full speed, when—FWUMP. Sonny Munroe had just successfully run into Chad Dylan Cooper's closed dressing room door.
"OUCH, that one sounded like it hurt, Sonny," an annoyingly cocky voice chuckled from inside the room.
"Chad, let me in! What are you planning?" Sonny cried as she banged her fists against the door, hoping the loud noises would cause Chad to surrender and let her in.
"Relax, I just wanna see what name and picture you gave me in your phone, duh," he replied in a matter-of-fact manner.
As if that one sentence sent a million warning alarms straight to her head, Sonny instantly became motionless. "...oh, dear," her face dropped as figurative red lights flashed around and around and around and—
"Sonny, what is THIS?" Chad viciously swung open the door, cellphone firmly gripped in his right hand, only to reveal obvious frustration proved by that scowl on his face: eyebrows furrowed? Check. Gritted teeth in a frown? Check. Neck strained in anger? Check. Tiny vein protruding from the side of his head? Check. Beautiful blond hair, blue eyes, and whoa has he been working out? Check that out!—wait, what? "Why is there a picture of a pig under the name 'Chad Dylan Cooper'?" Chad seethed with gritted teeth and a scrunched up nose.
Sonny laughed nervously and avoided eye contact. Maybe if she put on her cutest smile Chad would forget he was mad?
[Insert cute toothy smile here.]
[Insert even-more-narrowed eyes from One Angry Blond here.]
"Listen, Chad, I—"
"No, let me guess: you think I'm a pig."
"Wait, no, that's not what I—"
"I don't want to hear your excuses, Sonny! Actually—actually—you know, most girls would kill to have Chad Dylan Cooper's number, but nooo, no, YOU completely take it for granted!"
"Chad, you see—"
"Wait, it's because I kissed a pig, isn't it? You know that was completely (he violently pointed at her) your fault!"
Sonny momentarily looked away, her shoulders stiffened as she tried to hold back her laughter. "Pff—you have to admit, that was a pre—tty funny," her lips quivered and fought a smile.
"The only funny thing about that is you probably kiss like a pig anyway, so I might as well have been kissing you at the time; there wouldn't be a difference anyway!" Chad retorted as he glared at her, his one eye slightly more squinted than the other with his lips somewhat puckered into a pout.
With her smile quickly turning into an agape mouth, Sonny shook her head to get a hold of herself. "Oh, OH, so that's how we're gonna play? Well FINE!"
"FINE!" he crossed his arms over his chest.
"Good!" she placed her hands on her hips.
"Good!" he took a step closer to taunt her.
"Fine!" she took a step closer to show him she wouldn't back out of a challenge.
"Fine," he grabbed her by the shoulders and pulled her into a kiss.
His warm lips played with her equally warm yet peach-glossed lips. The kiss lasted longer than Chad would have liked (or so he would claim) because Sonny was too shocked to pull away (or so she would claim). The fact they both closed their eyes and momentarily held onto each other meant absolutely nothing (or so they would claim). Finally, they broke free with shallow breaths and stared into each others eyes. Chad broke the silence, "w-well...that was...you know," his hand covered his face in an attempt to hide his blush and tingling lips, "slightly—slightly, uhm...pig-ish."
Sonny responded with silence. Her face shined bright red, her mouth was ajar, and her eyebrows were knit in confusion. Chad swallowed as he looked around nervously. When he decided Sonny wasn't going to comment, he interjected, "I better go...see ya!"
Chad Dylan Cooper ran off down the hallway, out of Sonny Munroe's sight.
"...what just happened?" Sonny snapped back into reality, "wait. Did he say..? Pig—? CHAD!" and she ran off down the hallway after him.
A/N 2: thank you to those who read it! I'd totally appreciate feedback, constructive criticism, grammar-corrections, friendly words?, $1000?, anything! (: I already have the 2nd oneshot almost done and the 3rd started so they'll be up soon. Also if anyone wants to give me word prompts or relate some good kisses/kissing stories/situations they've got then let me know, maybe I'll write Channy into it (I'll credit you, of course)! ;)