Disclaimer: This is a song parody written by my friend Penny and I...when we were like 12, and our second favorite thing (first was Newsies!) was really gross potty humor. If you don't like potty humor, turn back NOW! I'm serious...reading back on it...damn, we were two messed up 12-year-olds!

The whole Idea was cooked up between her and my messed up brains (insert evil laugh here) This parody is where the newsies aren't Newsies, but 'Flushies'. Every morning they go to the toilet distribution center, get a toilet on a cart, and push it around the city. When someone needs to use the bathroom, they find a Flushie and use the toilet. When they're done, the Flushies flush it for them. In 'Flushies', the toilet flushers go on stirke against Pewlitzer (this is not a spelling error!) because he ups the cost of the toilet paper and toilets that he sells to the flushies.

King a Da Pots

By: Penny and Spitshine

A smelly old fart that stinks like eggses

A little bit of whiz that rolls down me legses

A porcelain pot with nice, fresh water

A Saturday night wid da Plumbers daughter!

Look at me, I'm da king a da pots!

Suddenly I'm respectable

Peein' right at ya, Lousy wid stature.

Nothin' but all the tinkity-tinkle,

I'm blowin' my rear and goin' deluxe!

And dere I pee! Ain't it pretty?

It's my city, I'm da king a da pot!

A chunk of fat poop and a little weewee,

A bunch of smelly poots and some yellow peepee.

A brand new pot with fancy markin's,

A bucket of beans so I can keep farting!

Wipe your butt! He's da king a da pot!

In just one fart, he'll be coverin' Brooklyn to trenton, Our man Denton!

Cleanin' da toilets outta a hunch!

Protectin' da stink, and poopin' for lunch!

When i'm at bat, strong poop crumbles!

Proud yet humble, He's da king a da pot!

I gotta be either sick or peein',

Just look at dat pape wid my face gleamin'!

Twomorrow they my wipe their butts wid it,

But i was a star for one whole minute!

Startin' now! I'm da king a da pot!

Holy cow! it's a miracle, Pewlitzers cryin', Weasel he's dyin! (get it? dying cuz da smell!)

Pee pots are shootin' bright as da son! I'm one stinky pootin' son of a gun!

Don't ask me how, farts just found me,

Poop just crowned me, I'm da king a da pot!

Look and see! Once a pooper, Now a scooper,

I'm da king of da pot!

Victory! Front pape story, Butts and glory,

I'm da king a da pot!

(Insert apology from Author here )