"Last time on Total Drama World Tour Sonic Edition! The teams went to Transylvania, and had a wickedly, haunted, scary time! IN the end, Team Amazon won the challenge, Blaze FINALLY remembered Silver, and Knuckles got turned into a vampire, forcing his elimination! Today, we are heading to the Amazon! Find out who will win, and who will fall, only here on TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR SONIC EDITION!
-Theme Song-
*Opening music shows camera sticking out of a wing of a plane, another angle from the nose of the plane, and another one form a firearm that Shadow is testing out.*
Hey, Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
*shows Clarisee jumping at Sonic, and getting knocked into the wall by Amy Rose*
You guy's are on my mind
*Scourge flirts with Sonia*
You asked me what I wanted to be
*Draken watches Rouge from a safe distance as she strips for a shower.*
And now I think the answer is plain to see.
*Skylar and Zirron run and jump onto Eggman, and tie him up, Chris and Chef laugh furiously about it.*
I want to be, famousssssss.
*Cream spies on Tails, while he scratches his head holding an image of Cream in one hand, and Cosmo in the other*
I want to live close to the sun.
*Silver heaves blaze up Bridal style, and they to jump out of the sinking boat they are in.*
So pack your bags 'cause I've already won
"Mephilis preps a Dark Chaos spear to fire at Sonic, but is hit by Maniac, who swings in and jams himself head-first into the demon, and they both fly into the bedroom that Dragon's Shadow is sleeping in.*
Everything I do, there's nothing in my way, I'll get there one day-ay.
*Dragon gets her head slammed repeatedly into the dashboard by Harmony while Shadow and Caleb observe the schedule*
I want to be, famous! Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
I want to be
I want to be
I want to be famous!
*Entire cast is seen dancing randomly on top of the plane, they are flying on*
I want to be, Wanna be, Wanna be famous!
*As outro whistling begins, Harmony throws Dragon at the contestants, and they fall off the plane.*
TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR SONIC EDITION!
-Loser Class-
"4 Fuking members left! 4 I tell you! 4! How can we survive with four! Especially with Ladies man and his little pet!" Draken shouted, throwing his hands in the air, then waving them furiously.
"How would I know? If we survive, It will be by the grace of the Lord. Literally."
-Manic's POV-
"After looking online, and finding out that Scourge is a Luciferian, I'm really watching my ass now. I've GOT to tell Draken, but Scourge always seems to be hanging out around us! As if he knows, and is trying to keep the secret away."
-Scourge's POV-
"Yes, I know that Manic knows I'm a luciferian. But this grand God he, and Draken serves, hinders advancement, knowledge, and rampant sex. It's not Draken I'm worried about finding out, it's that I'm worried that Draken and or Manic will tell Sonia, and that's all for me! My deal with the devil would be OVER!"
-Draken's POV-
"I know Manic has something to tell me, but I can't figure out what. Every time he goes to say something, Scourge interrupts, as if he is so desperate to keep knowledge away. Besides, when did Scourge care? I'm assuming whatever it is, it's info that could absolutely destroy his chances of winning. And that, would be grand!"
-Team Success-
"Man, I've got to lose some weight."
"No Shit Eggy. What was you're first clue?" Tails prodded the overweight doctor with a stick.
"When I was out of breath running through the pyramid. Sure, Someone sawed it off for me in the Japan episode, but when I was put into a body cast between then and wherever the freezing place was, it was like, all back. It's like I think of food, and I gain weight!"
"I am so Happy that Blaze remembered me."
"Dude, will you ever shut up about it. You're girlfriend remembered you, good. But her mind is permanently damaged!" Zirron said, throwing his hands in the air. "I should know, you have no idea what you would see in psychological damage in Silent Hill!"
"If I, or she, wins the million, I can use it to help repair her mind!"
"Good luck with that." Zirron said. Skylar was fast asleep on his back, laying next to his younger brother.
-1st class, Team Amazon-
"I am so Glad that I could remember Silver! It's so great!"
"Whatever." Rouge said, sitting back down, and chugging down another tequila shot. "18. Beat that Amy."
Amy frowned, as a shade of green flowed over her pink face, the only thing not black about her, then she took another drink, only to hold her nose, and look up to swallow it. "eight-eighteen." BLARP! She let out a burp loud enough to be heard in the Holy Land. With that, the eyes rolled into the back of her head, and she passed out.
"Hah. Pinky Goth girl couldn't even stand her age of drinks. Come on." Rouge chided, kicking the hedgehog in the side with her heels. She then flew, a bit wobbly, behind the bar to ready some caffeine.
"What Amy? Oh, I'd gladly take you to the movies? You want to see Samurai 5, revenge of the Huns? I'll see what I can-" Sonic fluttered his eyes open off of his sleep-talking, where Clarisee had her body wrapped around his, and was whispering sweet nothings in his ear. "AHHHH!"
"AAHHHHH!"
"AAAHHHHHH!"
"AAAAHHHHHHH!" They screamed simultaneously.
"Ahhhh." Cream faked, causing Cosmo to shift in her seat.
"You are so cute when you are scared Sonikku!" Clarisee says, hugging the blue blur tightly.
-Sonic's POV-
"Why does the God, or Gods, or whatever divine forces that reign over us treat us so! I Have a stalker girlfriend, Amy, and she ditches me just as she get shapely and HOT. Then I get another Stalker, while my original one that I like is now flirting, or, was flirting, with my biggest rival!"
-Rouge's POV-
"You ask me what my reaction is on my boyfriend, Knuckles, getting kicked off? A big one. It's sad, he is nice, wide and long, and is dumb enough to really know how to make a girl laugh. That's the reason why I'm Hitting all these drinks." She throws another one down her gullet. "21."
-Cream's POV-
"ARGGHHH! Why do I have to be working with such goof bumps! Cosmo is a rival, Rouge is so slutty, she looks like she wants to take a high heel shoe to the bed, Amy is varying, Sonic is okay for now, and Clarisee is so dammed stupid and Obsessed, that I couldn't reason with her if I wanted to!"
-Clarisee's POV-
"Sonic is SO into me."
-Normal POV-
As Amy nodded awake, the intercom began blaring by Harmony. "Wake up victims so you will submit to your doom!" She shouted into the speakers, then Chris' voice could be heard, but what he said was unknown.
"-ank you Harmony. Now contestant, in 25 minutes, be ready to jump out with a parachute into the Amazon! All 17 of you, along with the 6 of us. 2 interns will be flying the plane, so don't worry. I'll explain the challenge once we've landed!"
"Awesome! The Team Amazon, at the Amazon!" Amy threw her hands in the air.
"DON'T YOU DARE! It's to late! We're jinxed!" Clarisee wailed.
"What?"
"Anytime time someone projects good luck, it gets turned into misfortune!
"Right…"
-Loading dock-
Everyone grabbed their respective parachutes, and with Caleb and Chris leading the charge, everyone was gone. Except for one parachute, Clarisee, and Sonic.
"Life, Oh you perverted gods in heaven! Writers, ToD hosts, why do you torture me so!"
Clarisee landed, holding Sonic in her arms, his head nestled in her chest pattern. "I think he's happy." She remarks as everyone lands.
"Everyone, the goal is to hike 15 miles, and get to machu pichu first. If you do, I'll be there, explaining the last part of the challenge! And before everyone leaves, You all have medical shots, food supplies, one has a map, one ahs a compass, and one has night vision goggles, in one of these three duffel bags. Each team should choose one."
Team Success took one, as did Team Amazon, and Team Shadow is really(x4) hot.
-Team Success-
"Now that' we are moving, now what?"
"Guys! We have a walkie talkie to communicate with someone with out here!"
"So you don't use up the batteries, Skylar should hold on to it." Mephilis yanked it away from Tails hands, and gave it to the Silent hill OC.
-Mephilis' POV-
"Why am I being nicer to the Silent Hill brothers? They can get Eggman, Tails, and Silver off. I hate all 3 of them. Besides, If I win, I'm buying the Sol emeralds, and getting Iblis for myself! Yes I am! And to rub it in Dad's face…"
-Normal POV-
-Team Shadow is really(x4) hot-
The entire team was made up of hedgehogs, or half hedgehogs, so speed was their advantage.
"Draken, I have to tell you something!"
"I know Manic! Spit it out!"
"Scourge is-" Manic ran nose and mouth first into a branch, knocking him over.
"OHH! You okay?" Sonia ran over, asking her brother in concern.
"Uhh, yeah, I think."
"That was a great wipeout. But it had to hurt." Draken admitted, while Scourge laughed at his teammate's misfortune.
"Tell you what, let's watch where we are going. And Scourge leads the way, single file." Draken said, pointing onward.
-Team Amazon-
"So, Gothie, you destined our doom, which way do we go?" Rouge asked Amy, who looked at the split in the road.
"Ummm, Right?" She said, half asking.
-Amy's POV-
"I wish Knuckles had not left. Him leaving contributed to her excessive drinking which contributes to a snobbish, bossy, whinny, bitchy attitude. As Shadow could easily put it 'This, sucks.'"
-Rouge's POV-
"The Stupid young fan girl has become death-bringing Goth girl. Now what people, now what?"
-Normal POV-
"Fine, Right it is!" Cream pointed left, and Sonic motioned her arm the correct direction as the septuplet went in that direction.
-Host and Co-hosts-
Chef and Caleb were rapping some wild music, Harmony was kicking Chris McLean's ass at the video game Split Second, and Shadow was dancing lewdly with Dragon.
"How long before they realize they have no batteries?" Caleb asked over the wild music.
"About 12 hours, maybe 14 tops!" Chris shouted back.
Chef Hatchet threw another disk on. "This is my collection of sounds from the war!" He shouted, reeling it wildly back and forth.
-Team Success-
"Okay. You guys made it first." Chris said as he put down the video game, and walked over to Team Success. "You guys are still leading, by a long shot. I have attached this rope here, and 3 gliders for each of you." He hands the gliders to Tails, Silver, and Skylar respectively.
"Now what? There is 6 of us!"
"Tails and I will fly over. Skylar and Zirron can ride together, while Meph inhabits Eggy again, and follows lastly, just incase the line breaks."
"This, will be epic." Dragon remarks, leaning against a tree. As they went in that fashion, the line bent largely as Eggman went across, allowing more of his weight around his stomach and legs to be eliminated.
-Eggman's POV-
"Nasty! Horrible! Why WHY WHY WHY WHY! PIZZA!" As he says that, his stomach re-gains some of the lost weight.
-Normal POV-
Just as the last of Team Success left, Team Shadow is really(x4) hot ran up, and seized the wire. "Shouldn't there be a hang-glider with this?"
"No." Chris chuckled, going back to his video game.
Draken shrugged, and kicked Scourge into the piranha infested water below. Sonia and Manic hand-climbed down, as Draken followed suit, leaving Scourge to deal with Piranha's.
-Scourge's POV-
"Lucifer! I call on your name, to restore some of my body that I lost!" He says, and like magic, his body is back in a good piece. "See?"
-Manic's POV-
"He's still whole. I can hardly believe it."
-Team Amazon-
"I heard that native tribes still lived around here as head-hunters."
"Amy, don't be silly." Cosmo replies, rolling her eyes. "That only happens in movies."
"AAAAIEEE!" Out jumped 3 native South American head hunters.
Sonic leaped toward Amy, but ended up in Clarisee' arms. Cosmo and Cream tired pushing the others to the hunters, Blaze readied a firebomb, while Amy readied her hammer and Rouge got into a fighting stance.
"Bring it, and welcome to the 21st fucking century." Blaze challenged.
-4 minutes later-
All 6 Amazonians and the male were tied to a tree.
"This, is ridiculous."
"Aye Sonikku. This is ridiculous." Clarisee admits.
"Will the female only team get free from the native's clutches! Can Team Shadow is the total opposite of Hot beat Team Success! Will Rouge's drinking problem subside? And will I ever be able to beat Harmony at this game!" Chris suddenly jerks leftward, as debris form the building above falls on him, giving the lead in the game to Harmony again.
"Maggots, you can find it out here, on…" Chef and Caleb began rapping the discs again, to where it makes the responding.
"TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR SONIC EDITION!"