Hey ppls. Ok this IS a SASUNARU (Mpreg) story. I need to explain something.

In most stories, theirs like some freaky reason why a guy can get pregnant, like it's because Naruto has Kyuubi, or someone put a curse on the Uchiha clan or something. -Not Saying Those Are Bad Ideas- but for me personally, I'm just to lazy to come up with something, plus I usually have settings in the 'real world'. SO! In this story, Guys can just get pregnant. Ok.

Cause&Effect

Chapter 1: Bad Combination: Guy-liner and Weed

WARNING::: Contains WEED!

Saturday Evening

6:27p.m.

A slender blonde teenager made his way through an empty church.

He scooped up the left over bibles that had been left from that morning and putting them back into the holding slots. The young man stood up straight and blew his hair out of his eyes while straitening his white button down shirt that was tucked into his black dress pants. He gazed at all the rows that could easily seat 200 people and sighed in annoyance. 'Why can't people put the books away? This is church... have some respect.'

"Naruto." A deep voice echoed throughout the room cracking the air. Naruto walked out into the isle to meet a tall man elderly man with white hair. "Yes, sir?" The man's face stayed stern, yet likeable at the same time. "Your father called. Said you needed to get home." The teen tried to hide his sudden relief and excitement. "But I still have at least thirty rows to go through."

"It's fine, I can get the rest." The man smiled. "You go on home." Naruto nodded with a smile and turned towards the large glass doors leading outside. "Have a nice evening, Jiraiya." The blonde chirped as he pushed the doors open and skipped along the red carpeted staircase and out the front doors. Walking down the sidewalk, he began yanking his shirt out of his black dress pants and unbuttoning the top few buttons so he could at least breath.

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"Hey." The blonde said almost silently as he opened the door to his home. "Hey princess." The red haired man said from the couch, not turning away from the TV. Naruto rolled his eyes at his older brother's comment. He walked up behind him and smacked Gaara on the head. "Ow." The red head flinched and turned to glare at the blonde. "What the hell? Did you loose your sparkling crown or something." The blue eyed teen went around the couch to sit next to his brother. "I told you not to call me that."

"Aren't you going to thank me for getting you out of there?" Gaara asked. Naruto smiled like a young child and wrapped his arms around the older man. "Thank you, big brother!" He screamed into Gaara's ear. H pulled away before the redhead could hit him, and laughed. "Your getting good at sounding like dad."

"Yeah." Gaara smirked. "I have my moments."

Naruto shifted in the couch to get more comfortable. "Did anyone call for me?" He questioned. "Uh," Gaara's blueish-green eyes shifted up as he thought back. "Mmm, yeah. That Sai guy called." Blue eyes widened with subtle excitement. "W-what did he say?"

"He said he wanted to fuck you mercilessly." Gaara said in his low raspy voice. "Gaara!" Naruto shrieked with a growing blush. "He didn't say that." He turned away with a pout. "He wants you to call him... so you two can make more plans to have sinful sex." Gaara sighed.

"Shut up!"

In a flash Naruto was running for the kitchen to the portable phone hanging on the wall. He pulled it from the dock and ran back into the living room and stood behind the couch, hovering over the redhead. "What should I say?"

"How about..." Gaara threw his head back and squeezed his eyes shut. "Oh Sai! Harder! Don't stop!"

"You're going to hell, you know." The blonde muttered as he walked to the staircase. "Yep, I'll send you a postcard, Saint Princess!" Gaara yelled after his brother with a smirk.

Naruto pushed his bedroom door open and walked in pulling it shut behind him. The room looked interesting. The walls and carpet were white, which made the orange bed set pop out at you when you first looked at it. He made his way over to his desk and sat in front of his computer. He grasped the phone tighter in his hand, remembering what had happened. He dialed the number, held his breath, and put the phone to his ear. "Hello?"

"Hey."

"Naruto? Hey. I had called you earlier. I need to talk to you."

"About what?" Naruto's lip quivered.

"I just want to know if... well, are you ok with... what happened?"

Naruto pulled the phone from his ear while he placed his head in his free hand. Bringing the phone back he tried sound calm about everything.

"Yeah. Why wouldn't I be. I mean I'm the one who..." The blonde lowered his head slightly in shame. "...started it."

"Heh," Naruto heard Sai chuckle. The sound made him feel completely... disgusting. "Yes, you did... so you wanna... hang out tonight. We can just go to my house. My parents wont be home until real late."

"I-" DING!

The blonde jumped, nearly dropping the phone when the computer 'ding-ed' as the messenger window popped up.

'NEW MESSAGE: from Sasuke.'

Naruto scrolled over the 'view' button.

:Itachi is throwing a party. You in?:

"Uh." Naruto stuttered into the phone. "I can't. I have to go somewhere."

"Alright. I'll talk to you at school on Monday."

After hearing the click sound signifying Sai had hung up he did the same.

:I'm In.:

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The young blonde skipped down the stairs and leaned over the couch next to Gaara. "Hey, can I borrow your car?"

"You can't drive yet." Gaara looked at him confused. "It's not that far away. I wont get in any trouble."

"No I will. Dad would cut my head off and store me in the freezer if he found out."

"Just tell him one of your friends borrowed it."

Gaara gasped out. "But wouldn't that be a lie. God might strike me down for telling a lie." The blonde groaned. "Can you stop saying stuff like that."

"Yeah... What do you want the car for?" The elder of the two questioned. Naruto straightened himself up and walked to the kitchen. "Itachi is throwing a party and Sasuke invited me over." He yelled from the kitchen.

He placed the phone back on the dock and turned to see Gaara walking up behind him. "No way." He spat. "There is no way you are taking my car over to that bastards house."

Naruto rolled his eyes. "I know you have a problem with Itachi, but I swear. I wont let anything happen to your car, ok? I'll park down the street if I have to."

The redhead sighed in defeat and fished in his pocket and tossed his younger brother the key to the car.

"If the cops try to pick you up... floor it."

"Gotcha'"

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Outside Sasuke's House

7:23p.m.

"Shit."

Naruto ran his fingertips along the two inch scratch that had made its way into the black paint on the driver's side door.

'Now, Gaara will be mad at me.'

Deciding that there wasn't anything he could do other than pray, he got up and went to the Uchiha's door. He knocked.

Dark eyes met his stunningly blue ones. They both smiled to each other.

"Well, nice to see you, Itachi." The older raven smirked. "Hey." He moved aside to let the blonde pass by, then followed him into the kitchen. "Sasuke is upstairs. He'll be down in a minute." Naruto nodded with a smile and sat down in one of the chairs that surrounded the counter.

"So..." Itachi said tapping his fingers on the counter, avoiding eye contact. "How's Gaara?"

"Same as always." The blonde said blandly as he began spinning around on the revolving chair.

"Has he-"

"Oh my gosh, Itachi!" Naruto halted himself in the chair, and stared Itachi down. "He hasn't asked about you either. Jeesh, every time I see you, you ask the same questions... Why don't you just go and talk to him yourself."

"Yeah right." Itachi straightened up, placing both hands on the counter. "And get my ass kicked."

"What makes you think he'd beat you up?"

"That's just how we are... or were. One of us would say something to make the other upset, then end up killing each other. Now that he really hates me, I don't want to take a chance."

Naruto gave him a sympathetic look and nodded in an understanding.

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MEANWHILE...

'Dobe...'

Sasuke rolled his eyes as he saw the blonde outside looking over, what he assumed to be, a new scratch or dent on Gaara's car. It seems that his dobe-ish friend had had a 'blonde moment' and misjudged the steel fence that lined the driveway.

The raven walked over to his full-length mirror and stared at his naked torso. He scanned his nicely defined muscle tone understanding why so many people wanted to fuck and be fucked by the sexy Uchiha.

Realizing that the party people would be flooding in soon he decided to stop staring and finish getting dressed. He grabbed his hot pink and black graphic shirt that contrasted well with his black skinny jeans. He walked across the hall into the bathroom where he made sure his hair was shamelessly tossed around enough to make it look perfect and intentional. Then... the final touch.

Eyeliner.

He put only two strokes on the water line of each eye then closed his eyes and rubbed. Opening his eyes he was satisfied with the burnt out 'I've-been-crying-all-night' look and went back to his room.

Sasuke walked over to his bed and slid his hand between the mattress and pulled out a rolled up plastic bag and smirked and shoved it in his pocket. Heading downstairs he replaced his smirk with a blank face. When he entered the kitchen he had to hold back a smile for fear of giving up his dark uncaring exterior. The reason for the unwanted smile:

The Dobe.

"Hey" He stated to the blonde in his drab tones. "Hey, can you please tell your brother that he CAN talk to Gaara."

"Yeah right. And get his ass kicked." The younger raven said, nearly mimicking his brother. The blonde rolled his eyes and spun around once on the chair, then caught himself again when he heard a few car doors slam and multiple voice coming closer and closer to the door.

"Come on." Sasuke gestured to the blonde to follow him. Naruto hopped off the chair as Itachi went to the door, and followed Sasuke.

They made their way down the hallway and exited through the side door. The suddenly cold air nipped at Naruto sending goosebumps on a rampage over his skin. He continued to follow the silent raven to the shed behind the house and stopped.

"What?" Naruto asked with an innocent face. Sasuke smirked and pulled out the plastic bag from his pocket. " You wanna hot box it?" The blonde's blue orbs widened. "You actually got more?" He said in amazement.

"Yep. I got a lot more. Kisame said if we smoked all of this we'd be seeing giant frogs until tomorrow night." Naruto's smile fell quickly and some sort of confused expression came over his slightly tanned features. "I don't know. I still feel bad about last time. Gai-sensei said it's a sin to do illegal drugs."

Sasuke rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Fuck that! He also says being gay is a sin, and have you been shot down by lightning."

"No, but-"

"But nothing. If god didn't like it, he wouldn't have put it on earth."

The two teens entered the shed and Sasuke grabbed a flashlight from shelf and flicked it on before shutting the door. He sat the light source back down and grabbed one of the old blankets from the shelf and laid it in front of the door, sealing it more with his foot.

"What are you doing?" The blonde asked.

"Sealing the air hole. We'll get even more frizzed if the smoke stays in here."

Sasuke sat on the floor and pulled the edges of the bag open. He pulled out two finely sealed fat joints. The raven handed one to Naruto and placed the other between his lips as he slipped his hand into his other pocket and grabbed a lighter that he had stolen from Itachi's room. He flicked the lighter and the flame spit from the top, he brought it to his lips and sucked the smoke through the slightly opened end, then tossed it to Naruto.

The blonde repeated Sasuke's motion and sucked in deeply.

"Hold it in!" Sasuke yelled, sounding strained as he held in the smoke. The way he sounded and the look on his face made Naruto spit the smoke and laugh. Sasuke ended up doing the same. They both gagged and coughed and wheezed through laughter. "Don't make me laugh, Sasuke!"

The both took a deep breath and composed themselves before taking another drag. The blonde closed his eyes and relaxed into the wall feeling the subtle burn in his throat drift away as he released the some through his nose.

After sucking down to the pit they sat and inhaled the smoke that remained in the shed fogging up each boy's vision.

"Holy fuck!" Naruto suddenly screamed.

"What?" Sasuke jumped.

"I feel fucking awesome right now!" The raven began laughing. "I feel like I could jump into a volcano... and not die."

Sasuke could keep his laughter under control and lost it completely. "You... Ah! Y-you... Are so- aha! F-fucking high right now!" Naruto began laughing to, well, more like a snicker.

"I feel high. I feel in tune with God!" Naruto raised his hands up which made Sasuke laugh even harder. "I feel God's love running through me!"

"God loves you- ha!... so much right now!" Sasuke choked out. Naruto went silent with his eyes wide as he stared past Sasuke. "What?" Sasuke said with his eyes also wide. "Dude, you're freaking me out." The raven scrambled over to the blonde that sat across from him. Blue eyes flashed to Sasuke.

"You look..." Naruto paused. "So hot with eye liner."

Two seconds passed and they both were hysterically laughing again.

"Let's go inside." Sasuke and Naruto struggled to get to their feet. Naruto shifted slightly when he stood and fell against the door causing it to fly open and making himself slam into the ground. Sasuke rolled his eyes as he stepped over the blonde and bent down. The smoke still flowing out from the shed.

"Naruto?" He poked the blondes head.

"Oh my god!" Naruto screeched as he picked his head up. "What the hell happened!"

Sasuke fell backwards in a laughing fit, once again caused by the blonde's pot induced insanity.

Eventually they made it into the house.

Eighty, maybe ninety people were in the house. The music blared and everyone was moving around the lights flashed... If you've ever been high, you know that can fuck with you a bit.

"Shit. Where the hell did he go?" Sasuke asked, not realizing he was speaking out loud. It seems on the way through the kitchen he had lost his dobe-ish friend and was now a bit worried. Naruto couldn't control himself when he smoked... He'd always go from Saint Dobe to Fuck-It-I-Don't-Care Dobe.

"Foxy! Foxy! Foxy!" Sasuke heard the cheering from living room. He made his way through the crowded room and spotted Naruto... STRIPPING?

Naruto slowly unbuttoned his shirt while moving his hips to the music that blared. Many interested boys and girls watched as the white shirt slipped off. The blonde walked slowly over to a guy that had been sitting on the couch watching and straddled his lap. The viewers became even more fascinated. They cheered louder as Naruto forcefully pulled the older blonde's face closer to his and teased his lips by running his tongue across them.

Once the older man, who Sasuke recognized to be Itachi's friend Deidara, tried to go further Naruto slammed his face back with a smirk and got off of him. Naruto faced the crowd and unbuttoned his pants, getting in sync with the music again.

Before it could go any further Sasuke jumped over to Naruto and grabbed him. "Hey Sasuke!" Naruto laced his fingers through Sasuke's dark hair. "Did you want to dance with me?"

"No. Come on!" Sasuke dragged the frizzled blonde upstairs, the crowd booing him for ruining their free peep show.

Upstairs in Sasuke's room Naruto cotinued to dance with the music that flowed from downstairs.

"What the hell were you thinking?" Sasuke yelled. "You cant strip in front of people like that."

"Don't be a buzz kill," Naruto stopped his dance. "Besides, you loved it. I saw you watching. You want to fuck me right now don't you?"

Sasuke's mouth dropped at his friends words. "Ok, maybe you should go to sleep. That pot has you a bit over the edge right now." Sasuke said moving a few things off his bed and gesturing to it. Naruto placed a hand on Sasuke's chest, rubbing gently. "Will you sleep with me?" The blonde whispered.

"Ahaha! Very funny! I don't think so." Sasuke chuckled nervously.

"Come on Sasuke. Seriously," Naruto almost sounded normal again. "I want to." Sasuke bit his lip in thought.

Naruto had always said he wanted to wait until he was married before he did anything sexual. No matter what. Sasuke knew the pot made the blonde a bit... completely stupid, so he wasn't about to trust anything that came out of Naruto's mouth.

"Me and Sai already fucked."

Except that.

"What? When the hell did that happen?"

"A few nights ago."

"You always said sex before marriage was a sin."

Naruto smirked and pushed Sasuke on the bed. "No, that eyeliner you wear is a sin."

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Sunday Morning

1:56 pm

Naruto rolled over wincing when he felt a familiar pain in his back side. He shot up suddenly, recalling some of what happened last night. He looked down and saw that he wasn't wearing any clothes. He glanced over next to him and saw raven locks poking out from under the blankets.

'Oh my gosh! We didn't... Did we? No! I...'

"Sasuke?"

Just a twitch and a groan came from the slumbering Uchiha.

"Sasuke! Wake Up!" Naruto yelled causing the raven to shoot up, wide eyed.

"Did we have sex?" Naruto blurted out.

"Whoa what?" Sasuke put his face back in the pillow.

"You heard me."

Sasuke's eyes shot back open. 'Oh fuck... we did. I am such an idiot. Never trust pot head Naruto!' He thought to himself. He sat up and looked at Naruto who was on the verge of tears. 'I don't have to tell him... I mean nothing bad can happen... we used a condom... I think.'

"Please say no! I can't sleep with you! I can't sleep with anyone before I'm married." The tears fell.

"You did it with Sai." Sasuke said.

"That's different. We are going to get married." The raven mentally rolled his eyes.

"You have plans to marry some guy you've known for, what, two weeks?"

"I have true feelings for him and he has true feelings for me." Naruto laid his head in his hands. "And now it doesn't mean anything. I'm going to Hell!"

"No." Sasuke said, making Naruto look at him. "We didn't have sex."

"How can you say that? I'm naked in your bed with a sore butt."

Sasuke resisted the urge to laugh at the last part. "You're naked because your dumb weed infused ass started stripping in front of everyone during the party. And your ass is sore because you... uh... fell down the stairs on the way up here."

"I was stripping?"

"Don't worry. I got you before anything could happen. It's not like you crawled on one of Itachi's friends and started raping their mouth with your tongue or anything." He smiled.

Sometimes it annoyed the hell out of Sasuke when Naruto couldn't remember stuff after he was high. But as you can see... it comes in handy.

"Oh... well thanks Sasuke... you're a good friend." The blonde gave a toothy smile. "Um... can you like look away or something. I need to get my pants on." He blushed.

Sasuke sighed and turned his head while the blonde slipped his boxers and black dress pants back on. "Hey where's my shirt?"

"Downstairs in the living room."

"Alright... I gotta get home. Gaara and my dad are probably mad. I'll see ya on Monday." The shirtless blonde waved and headed down stairs.

Sasuke ran his finger through his hair and flung his legs over the edge of the bed.

"Oh my! I just heard what happened." Itachi sang from the open door. "My little brother lied about fucking the Blonde Angel."

Sasuke is a liiiiiiaaarrrrr!

He's gonna regret that later... mmhmm, yes he will.

Yay! New Story!

Ok Now details/

Naruto+++ 15yrs
Sasuke===15yrs
Gaara+++18yrs
Itachi===17yrs

Relations:::

Gaara and Naruto are
NOT
brothers by blood
DUH
but Gaara was taken in by Naru's dad for reason you'll discover later on.

Ok more stuff like this shall appear in later chapters so there wont be much confusion.

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