I was just thinking of the song my friend Sava and I wrote in parody form of 1985 when I thought of this. The other one we wrote was about Harry Potter called 'Past Life.'

Past Life

Percy just hit a wall

He never had it all

Archery class a day

He never got an A

And he fought Mrs. Dodds

Even though it was really odd

What happened next was that

He was kicked out for killing that bat

He was gonna be a half-blood

The son of a big three god

The one that was a mistake

By Poseidon's sake

His sword Riptide

Is now the envy

Of all those Hermes kids

Who like to steal nice things

CHORUS: By Rachel the Oracle

Percy is running

From Kronos

Cause Ethan brought him back

In the Labyrinth

Made by Daedalus

His two friends

Wise Girl and Goat-Boy

Tell him he needs to focus

But he's still preoccupied

With his

With his

With his Past Life

Like it. Basically the same as my other one but do you like it or not? Tell me please