Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG
Summary: Josiah makes an Internet booboo.
Challenge: Anneack's Ficcers' Unite Magnificent Seven Challenge for the week of 7-28-10 to write a TM7 drabble that includes the statement "Well, that was a surprise."
Warnings: Drabble, ATF
Word Count: 200
Date Written: 28 July, 2010
Disclaimer: Chris Larabee, Vin Tanner, JD Dunne, Buck Wilmington, Josiah Sanchez, Ezra Standish, Nathan Jackson, and The Magnificent Seven are & TM CBS, The Mirisch Group, MGM, and Trilogy Entertainment, not the author. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Josiah pondered the verse he had just read before clicking to go to the next page of the site. His eyes widened and his jaw slacked as he was met with a gawdy advertisement for single "Christian" women taking it all off! Josiah cocked his head first to one side and then to the next before it shaking it. "Sister, that just ain't right," he murmured, but still his hand dragged his mouse to click.
His mouth dropped wide open when pictures flashed across the screen faster than he could decipher them. Then his monitor went black. Josiah sat in front of his computer in shock for a moment before his gaze flicked to both sides of him. No one had seen him. Josiah sighed, stood, grabbed his hat, and walked out.
He heard JD suddenly yell, "BUCK!"
JD ran to where Buck lounged. "You wanna tell me what just happened?"
"I dunno, Kid," Buck answered honestly. "What happened?"
"SOMEBODY JUST DOWNLOADED A VIRUS FROM A PORN SITE!"
Josiah hid his grimace as he put his hat on his head. "Well, that was a surprise," he muttered and quickly left the building before anybody could discover that he was the guilty party.
The End
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