Whoops, forgot to add A/N damn. This for Sarah, so she wont be bored in french ;P

Rated M for a reason.

Discliamer. Definatly not mine!

SwordSkillz; 'So, do you think they're together?'

Jailbait; 'Who again?'

SwordSkillz; 'Kirk and McCoy'

Jailbait; 'NO'

SwordSkillz; '…Why not?'

Jailbait; 'Because it is obvious The Captain and Mr Spock are'

SwordSkillz; 'Where did you get that idea?'

Jailbait; 'Mr Spock and The Captain are always touching hands no?'

SwordSkillz; 'And?'

Jailbait; 'Hands are erogenous zones for Vulcan's!'

SwordSkillz; 'What?'

Jailbait; 'Erogenous zones.'

SwordSkillz; '…?'

Jailbait; 'Who taught you xenobiology!'

SwordSkillz; 'I'm a pilot, not a doctor!'

SwordSkillz; 'Pav, stop laughing! Kirks looking at you funny!'

Jailbait; 'That is not going in the book. No matter how funny it was.'

SwordSkillz; 'Aw, really?'

Jailbait; 'Really'

SwordSkillz; 'Shame'

Jailbait; 'Erogenous zones are... they turn people on! Like how rubbing crotches gets it up quicker than a girl flashing her boobs, or other preferences.'

SwordSkillz; 'You make it sound so clinical =/ And Spock and Kirk do that!'

Jailbait; 'Da! And they have been risking their lives for each other more often! Do you remember the last death wish?'

SwordSkillz; 'Yeah! Spock wouldn't leave Kirk's side! And I'm pretty sure that Len said Spock nearly had a heart attack when Kirk started to flat-line!'

Jailbait; 'Da! Exactly! … Len?'

SwordSkillz; 'Leonard'

Jailbait; '?'

SwordSkillz; 'Dr McCoy'

Jailbait; 'His first name is Leonard?'

SwordSkillz; 'Yup! His middle names Horatio! SHHH Don't tell him I told you!'

SwordSkillz; ' AGAIN with the laughing Pav! Your gonna get us caught!'

Jailbait; 'We are going through federation space. At warp 2... THERES NOTHING TO DO! And The Captain is doing it as well so.'

SwordSkillz; 'Did you seriously just stick your tongue out at me?'

Jailbait; 'Da.'

Jailbait; 'OW that hurt!'

SwordSkillz; 'Good'

SwordSkillz; 'Oh stop pouting!'

Jailbait; 'I'm not pouting.'

SwordSkillz; 'Are too'

Jailbait; 'Hey Hikaru, do you think we can change our names...?'

SwordSkillz; 'Ignoring the subject change, no. Kirk has locked our accounts.'

Jailbait; 'But I'm not jailbait!'

SwordSkillz; 'Oh you are!'

SwordSkillz; 'As long as your 17 you are the baby of group and therefore Jailbait!'

Jailbait; '...But I'm NOT jailbait!'

SwordSkillz; 'Really?'

Jailbait; 'Don't look at me like that! I'm 18!'

SwordSkillz; 'What! Since when!'

Jailbait; 'Last month'

SwordSkillz; 'Was there a party, coz I wasn't invited'

Jailbait; 'There was no party'

SwordSkillz; 'Why not?'

Jailbait; '…'

SwordSkillz; 'Pavel. Why wasn't there a party?'

Jailbait; 'I maybe might not of told anyone?'

SwordSkillz; 'You didn't tell anyone it was your birthday?'

Jailbait; 'No.'

Jailbait changed his name to Jailbait Who Is Now Legal(Go get 'im boys! ;P)

Jailbait Who Is Now Legal(Go get 'im boys! ;P); '…. THANKYOU HIKARU'

SwordSkillz; '…. Sorry. Want me to beat him over the head?'

Jailbait Who Is Now Legal(Go get 'im boys! ;P); 'And get you court martial? No thank you.'

SwordSkillz; 'Sorry Pasha...'

Jailbait Who Is Now Legal(Go get 'im boys! ;P); '…. All is forgiven 3'

SwordSkillz; 'Awesome'