Summary: Deidara gets turned into a little kid after feeling like the whole world and Akatsuki is coming down on him. When they S-ranked gang finds him with no memory except for brief collections of his childhood, they're stuck with trying to figure out the cause and watch this rambuctious child at the same time! With cameras everywhere they turn and two unknown masterminds behind this jutsu, the Akatsuki has only eighty days to change Deidara's past into something better before he vanishes completely! Will they grow closer or more distant as the little bomber's past life is revealed?

Warning: Hidan's tongue, some minor violence.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters no matter how much I want to... IT'S NOT FAIR T~T

Prologue- Open Book! Empty Page!

He slammed the bedroom door open, feeling himself sicken as he read the other name on the door along with his. Would the taunts follow him even to their room? His breath started to come out in short ragged pants. They would follow him, and they would jibe him some more.

Painfully clutching at his heart, Deidara staggered over to his bed and stood swaying before it. "Why…? Why are they mocking me? Why are they hitting me…?" His hand dropped lifelessly to his side. "They won't listen…" He brought a cerulean eye to the ceiling in question. "But you'll listen, won't you kaa-san?" When no answer came, Deidara's eye widened and he was suddenly seized with a fit of hysteria. "Kaa-san? Kaa-san? You'll listen, won't you? Won't you? Why aren't you answering me…am I a freak to you too?" Large tears began to roll down his cheeks, creating splotches on the wooden floor. "I won't let you leave! You can't leave me here by myself! Can't you see me?"

"Here I am! Please, here I am!" Falling to his knees with his hands folded together, Deidara let his body slump forward onto the edge of his bed. "I thought I was strong, kaa-san! I thought I could handle this- but I was wrong! You lied to me…how could you lie to me kaa-san? You said things would get better! How could you lie to me?" The sweat on his brow caused his hair to become plastered to his forehead, mussed, and wild from his outburst. Deidara groaned at the pain in his chest. "They hate me…all of them. Even Kisame-san does…what purpose do I have on an earth that does not need me? If I'm not needed…then why am I still here?" He buried his face into the bed sheet. "I don't want to do this kaa-san…no one will even be around to see me go with a bang…yeah…" He sighed and turned his head to the side, staring at the other side of the room that belonged to his danna. "Kaa-san…will you send me an angel?"

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Sasori tried to keep the amused smirk off his face as he stood. "That was harsh. Couldn't you have let him off easy?"

"Not a chance!" Kakuzu barked. "That's the fourth time his stupid hands have leaked their saliva in my food! It's disgusting!"

Kisame rolled his eyes. "It's not like a little saliva can kill you."

Kakuzu shot him a sharp glare.

From the end of the table, Itachi looked up from where he was pushing around his own food. "But still…that wasn't very thoughtful of you Kakuzu-san. He's a kid, you know."

"Are you fucking kidding me?" Hidan laughed. "If he's a fuckin' S-ranked criminal then a little teasing shouldn't hurt! The little shit needs to man up and realize that this isn't Candyland. It's Akatsuki!"

"You should all be ashamed of yourselves!"

The group of five turned to look at the source of the voice in surprise.

Standing there with her fists balled together tightly and eyes livid with anger, Konan asked, "Who gave you guys the right to say all those things? You don't even know him, let alone what he's been through!"

Hidan narrowed his eyes. "The same goes for us too!"

Kakuzu blinked. "Yeah, why are you getting so worked up over him anyway?"

"Because!" Konan paused and averted her gaze. "Just…because…"

And then she left.

Itachi frowned, pushing out of his seat to follow after her. "She's right. But I'm going to go find out what's really bothering her…" The remaining four watched after them.

"What…was that all about?" Kisame quietly questioned.

Hidan snorted. "Whatever. It's not like it's fucking going to change anything."

A/N: The first chapter is kinda short but it gets the point across (I hope!)

Critisism of all kind is welcome! Except for really smokey flames...because then I can't breathe and my eyes water and- stuff like that.