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Warning: Attempted Crack

Note: Midterms are finally over! But the finals are only a handful of weeks away. *sobs*

Allen let out a smirk as he hid behind a column and watched as Kanda (reluctantly) headed over to Komui's office with a piece of paper in his hand. Lavi had just finished writing the contract a few minutes ago, and surprisingly, both Neah and Crown Clown had agreed to to the terms written in that piece of paper. Allen, on the other hand, did not mind it as much because he had already gotten what he wanted after all, the kitchen.

'Yes, the main reason for taking over Order was to get my hands on the kitchen,' Allen inwardly nodded as he stalked over another column and quickly hid in the shadows when Kanda looked over to his shoulder. It would not do him any good if the swordsman saw him.

"Damn that Moyashi. Why the hell do I have to do this?" Kanda grumbled as he noisily walked down the hallway, and glared at everything and anything in his sight. That included some innocent Finders who happened to be heading towards the cafeteria. Really, Kanda would have burnt the piece of paper he's holding... if Moyashi and that damn Noah did not held his Mugen hostage for two days in a row.

Finally, the swordsman arrived to his destination, Komui's office, to which he kicked the door opened and stalked in. The scientists scampered away from the enraged exorcist as they uttered various excuses and busied themselves around the office so that they would not have to talk to Kanda. The long-haired exorcist let out a somewhat amused snort at their antics as he muttered under his breath, "Che. Spineless fools."

"Oi! Sister-con! Wake up!" Kanda demanded as he 'gently' kicked the desk.

Komui, who had been blissfully sleeping on his job (and drooling on important documents), 'gracefully' fell into the deep abyss of paperwork. "Ow..." the Supervisor moaned as he rubbed his head and readjusted his glasses before he stood up. "Kanda, what brings you here? We don't have a new mission for you yet," Komui stated as he cleared his throat, and sat back down in his seat.

"Che, just sign this," the swordsman thrust the paper into the older man's face as he glared at anything and everything.

Komui blinked in surprised as he took the paper, and murmured, "What's this?" before he began to read its content.

"Dear Komui Lee,

This is to inform you that I am now the sole owner of Black Order, and that you are no longer the Supervisor of this establishment.

Our business, however, will continue to provide the same high quality service on which we have built our reputation and this internal change will in no way effect the Black Order's policy or manner of conducting our services.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for the courtesies you have shown us, and hope that you peacefully resign from your position.

Yours very truly,

Allen Walker"

The older Lee sibling let out a twitch as he read the last line, and scribbled something before he handed the paper back to Kanda. "You can tell Allen-kun that there is no way he will ever take over Order. Not as long as I'm around," Komui gave a pleasant smile as his glasses shined when he readjusted it once again.

"Alright everyone, get him!" Allen's voice cried out from behind the swordsman, nearly startling Kanda. Of course, the Japanese exorcist would not show that he was startled.

In a whirlwind of frenzy, Lavi, Crown Clown, and Neah had captured, bounded, and gagged Komui. The Supervisor of Black Order was thoroughly confused as to why and how the latter two men were present... in a flesh. He tried to voice his confusion, but the tape around his mouth only let him muffle out his inquiry.

Allen let out a dark chuckle as he made his way to Komui's desk, and sat down in a very comfortable chair. Neah blinked when his darling nephew swirled around a few times, and shook his head in dismay at the action before him. Allen then plopped his feet on the desk, uncaring if he dirtied the documents scattered on the furniture. "Reever-san! Coffee, please," he called out to the scientist, who was carrying a huge stack of books.

Reever muttered incoherent phrases under his breath as he poured a cup of coffee, and handed the cup to the silvery white haired exorcist before he went back to his work. Allen, on the other hand, took a sip and then blenched at the taste. "What the bloody hell is this?" he inquired darkly.

"Coffee?" Reever supplied helpfully as he dumped the books he was carrying in a corner of the room.

Allen scowled in response as he placed the cup on the desk, and stood up from his spot, "This isn't as fun as I thought. I'm out of here."

"Oi! Darling nephew! Where are you going?" Neah inquired as he shadowed Allen, and added, "I thought we were dominating Black Order before we conquer the world."

"It's not as fun as I thought it'd be," was the response the Noah got to his query.

Crown Clown raised an eyebrow as he quietly followed his host, and his arch-nemesis. "So you're giving up, just like that?" the Innocence questioned with an eyebrow raised.

"Yeah. Besides... I got what I wanted," Allen casually responded with a smirk as he headed to his favorite place in Order. The cafeteria.

"...Why didn't we see this coming?" Neah exasperated sighed as he shook his head in dismay, and muttered, "My darling nephew isn't as awesome as I thought. Where have I gone wrong?"

"It's not my fault," Crown Clown whistled before he disappeared from his spot.

"Damn right, it's your fault! Come and face me like a man, you sissy!" Neah retorted as he disappeared to go and confront the Innocence, leaving Allen to enjoy the peace he missed for the past couple of weeks.

A series of rushed footsteps echoed through the quiet hallway, and finally, the sound stopped in front of Allen. "Wait, Moyashi-chan," Lavi started through huffs and pants.

"It's Allen," the silvery white haired exorcist immediately retorted.

"So you're done with dominating?" the Bookman apprentice asked with owlish expression.

Allen gave a casual shrug in response, and verbally answered with a, "Yeah, I got what I wanted, and there's no point in trying to dominate anything else." With that said, he continued his journey to the cafeteria for his afternoon snack whilst the redheaded exorcist was left speechless in the middle of the hallway.

Thus, Allen's plan to dominate the Black Order had come an end.

And Komui? He was still bounded and gagged in his office whilst Section Chief Reever forced to him to do his paperwork in his captive state.

All in all, it was another peaceful day at Black Order.

Note: Sorry for the abrupt end. I could have continued for a couple more chapters before I ended this, but I felt that this was dragging on and on. Many thanks to those who wrote me reviews, put this fic on favorite and/or alert. You guys are awesome!

Listening to: Kiss me by Ito Yuna