How Not To Be Slushied:

1. If you're annoying, like Rachel, just keep your mouth shut.

2. If you're popular, like Quinn, stay popular!

3. If you're disabled, like Artie, use your wheelchair to ram the person who is about to slushie you, so they slushie themselves.

4. If you're a jock, like Finn, run. Fast.

5. If you're a bad boy, like Puck, punch them, the drink the slushie.

6. If you're stupid, like Britney, ask them for the slushie.

7. If you're gay, like Kurt, befriend the bad boy so they'll punch the guy while you run like a jock.

8. If you're shy, like Tina, wear all black clothes so they won't stain.

9. If you're black, like Mercedes, use your black power. 'Nuff said.

10. If you're cold, like Santana, well, you'll just get colder.

I AM A GLEEK AND PROUD OF IT!