*Curtains raise showing Toklo dancing on the stage to the end of Nelly's "Just a dream"*

So I travel back, down that road

Will she come back, no one knows

I realize (yeah) it was only just a dream

Toklo: *Sees audience and stops dancing* Oh, are we starting? *Switches song to the theme of Invader Zim and clears throat*

Toklo: Hello and welcome to yet another interview show for our favorite Invader Zim characters! *Gestures to the line of selected characters sitting in navy blue chairs beside her.*

Toklo: Let's give a big shout out to our guests tonight! *Points to each character* Zim!

*Audience cheers and Zim jumps up in his chair*

Zim: Yes, pathetic Earth-monkeys, I AM ZIM!

Toklo: Sit down, Zim!

Zim: You do not order the almighty—

Toklo: We already had this talk, Zim, AND I WASN'T KIDDING.

Zim: *Quickly sits*

Toklo: *Points to next character* Dib!

Dib: Why did you put me by the alien!

Toklo: Hush, Dib! The reviewers ask the questions. *Points again* Gaz!

Gaz: *Growls warningly*

Toklo: Gir!

Gir: *Waves hyperly* Hiiiiii!

Toklo: Tallests Red and Purple!

Red & Purple: *waves*

Red: We are getting donuts after this, right?

Toklo: Yes! Glazed and sprinkled!

Purple: Yeah, sprinkles!

Toklo: And now, our surprise guest for the season, Keef!

Keef: *Waves* Hiiii everyone!

*Audience falls silent except for a crowd of men and a few girls*

Toklo: Oookaayy...anyway, my name is Heather, and I am the host of this IZ interview show. But here I request to be referred to as Toklo.

Gir: Yayy! Gimme tacos!

Toklo: No Gir, it's Toklo. And yes, I know it is the name of a male grizzly bear of The Seekers books, but it's like an inside joke, so don't ask!

Zim: *Stands in chair again* What is this joke you are keeping secret from Zim, INFERIOR HUMAN!

Toklo: Zim, SIT. I just mean it's a nickname my friend made up for me and no one else was there to see why.

Dib: Jeez, Zim, don't you know anything after living on Earth for this long?

Zim: Silence, Dib-weasel! Your large head is too disturbing to understand my brilliance!

Toklo: ZIM…SIT! Or I will get that revolting little—

Zim: I'll sit! *Plops down again*

Toklo: Ok, so, here are the rules: Just send in a review with questions for whatever characters you want to ask questions to. You can ask each character more than one question in the review and you can keep asking questions throughout the series. You can also request songs for the season finale and—

Gaz: Wait, I never agreed to a song.

Toklo: You never agreed to anything, Gaz. You just got paid.

Gaz: And if it weren't with the next fifteen Game slaves, I wouldn't even be here.

Toklo: Well, you are. Now can I finish?

Gaz: *Silence*

Toklo: Thank you. As I was saying, you can send in song requests whenever and you can also request for a guest co-host on the show. But for this season...I have already picked one co-host. Give it up for Beast Boy!

Beast Boy: *Appears as a happily panting hound dog on stage beside Toklo and changes back to human* Watsup!

*Fan girls shriek and a few are seen fainting*

Gir: Awww, it was a pUppyyyy!

Dib: Gaah! Another green monster!

Beast Boy: Dude! I'm not a monster!

Toklo: Chill out, Dib. Beast Boy's human...he just had this incident with a green monkey and now he looks green and beast-like and he can change into animals.

Dib: What? That doesn't make any sense.

Toklo: Yeah, well, we don't have time to pull out a ten page bio on the half human—half beast right now, so just chill.

Dib: Oh...whatever. As long as he's not bent on destroying the universe or anything.

Beast Boy: Uh, well I'm not. I'm kinda too busy saving the world all the time!

Toklo: So Beast Boy, why don't you tell us what show your from?

Beast Boy: I thought you already knew what show I'm from.

Toklo: Well some people reading this don't, so just tell!

Beast Boy: Uhmm...ok! I'm from this awesome show currently known as Teen Titans! And I'm the funny guy.

Toklo: Aaaaannd my favorite Titan. *Gives Beast Boy quick hug* So his job is to click on questions on the GIANT computer and make it read them at the right time.

Beast Boy: What? I didn't know I'd be working with computers. I'm bad with computers!

Toklo: Oh believe me, I know. But it's ok, all you have to do is click things, and it's Irken technology, so it won't break as easily!

Beast Boy: Yes! Wait...what's Irky technology?

Zim: It's IRKEN technology, stink-beast! And it is the most amazing of all the universe's machinery.

Beast Boy: Dude, did he just call me a stink-beast?

Toklo: Later, Beast Boy. For now, let's end this little introduction chapter and wait for some quest-ii-ons! Oh, and, feel free to ask BB some questions too, guys!

Gir: Send me tacos! Pleeeaasse send me tacos!

Beast Boy: O_o ?

Toklo: Well, as soon as we get at least six to ten reviewers, the next chapter will be up! So click that review button and ask away!

Keef: Yayy! Zim and Dib and me will have soo much fun together!

*Zim & Dib exchange fearful glances*

Toklo: Ok...so...Beast Boy, hit the big green button!

Beast Boy: Oooh. *Eagerly pushes button, and a closing random IZ soundtrack plays.*

Toklo: 'Till next time!