Erk... Hello there! XD
Well people are making love stories with their OC's and Rodrick and I decided I WOULD LIKE TO DO THAT TO! :D So I made my own OC and I kind of put it in a 'Dairy of a Wimpy Kid' format and here we are! :D Luna is my favorite girl name 3 I would so name my child that... if I have a girl. /
If I fuck anything up or get Rodrick out of Character I am so sorry :( Also this will be HER dairy in a way...
Dairy of a Wimpy Kid (c)Jeff Kinney
I love his books :)
Monday...
Hello, my unworthy pathetic life is being shown in this piece of crap my parents call 'Diary'.
They say a normal girl would write in these so-called diaries, to let out their feelings, emotions, and
a bunch of their bullshit. In other words, it's a way to pry through my personal life by digging through
my room and read this... thing when I am not home. Personally, I would like to keep my thoughts to
myself, and get on with my life. Sadly, my life can't go the way I want it to, because they are
complete douche-bags. They don't believe a word I say, so why should I spend my time talking to
them? When I tell them I'm being bullied they say,
"Hun, that stuff doesn't happen anymore in this safe community."
I practically do a face palm whenever they say that. OF COURSE I'M GOING TO
GET PICKED ON, I MEAN LOOK AT ME! Okay, so, I finally gave up trying to look pretty. I could
hardly give two shits if my hair was at all in the range of 'sexy' as people would put it. Which
concludes why I have never had lost my virginity, or even had a boyfriend like the blond, dumb ass,
plastic bitches at my school. Guys fail to see my inner beauty, as my mom would call it, (haha yeah
right) so why should I go MY extra way to look good for them? I mean seriously! I give up...
As I put my Diary underneath my pillow, (I know so predictable) I went in my bathroom, went up to the mirror, and looked at the acne surrounding my face. I sigh and picked up my toothbrush and toothpaste and spread a good amount of toothpatse on the brush and went away at my teeth. As I finished up and walked out the door turning off the light, I couldn't stop thinking about how I should actually think about changing.
I shrugged it off and jumped onto my bed putting my hands behind my head. Closing my eyes, hoping for a better day.
Tuesday...
Today, I met meet the biggest, most ass whole-ish person you could ever meet! His name...
Rodrick Heffley. Not that HIS words actually matter to me, it's just what he said made everyone,
maybe even the teacher laugh and agree. I hate him. Naomi, one of my I-think-she-needs-help
friends, threatened him to shove one of his oh-so-precious drum sticks so far up his ass it would
make him puke it out. Thought it was tempting just to let her do it, I stopped her... Right after I
let that douche-bag go fro Naomi's wrath, he proceeded to keep laughing and making fun of me...
That is what made me, Luna Vixin, snap. I have no idea what happened right then, but I tackled him
with all of whatever force I had, punching with my bony weak hands. Naomi picked me up and held
me tight making sure that I didn't get loose. Camron, my other psychotic friend, took pictures of me
beating the shit out of him. Hehe. With all of my luck in this world a teacer walked in, right when I
was on Rodrick. That is how I went to the Principal's office today...
I threw my dairy across the room and huddled myself into my biggest pillow on my bed. As I mumbled before I went to bed in sobs.
"I hate school..."
I'm just going to stop right there since... I don't know, I think I would like to here what you think about it before I go on...
So Review please? :(