Geeze, you just had to wake up the smut muse, didn't you?

x.x.x.x.

Marty came into the office carrying a white box. He stopped beside Kensi who was flipping through a file on her desk and brushed his shoulder against hers, "Hey Kens, want a donut?"

She nailed him with a punch to the right kidney and he doubled over with a surprised huff. Kensi gathered up the file and headed upstairs without a word but she glared back at him as she started up the steps.

"A simple no would have sufficed." he groaned.

"What did you do to her?" Sam threatened, towing over the blond.

Marty was still bent over, watching as his partner pounded upstairs. "Nothing. I don't remember doing anything to piss her off."

"You must have done or said something; Kensi just doesn't punch people for no reason." Callen said, walking over to check on the detective. "You haven't said anything about her weight have you?"

Deeks straightened up with a moan, "I'm not THAT stupid. Even I know better that to say anything to a woman about her weight or how much she does or doesn't eat."

"Well you better apologize if you want to live out the morning." said Sam.

"Apologize for what? I have no idea why she's so pissed off at me." Deeks complained.

"Doesn't matter," Callen said, "Just apologize and hope she either tells you what you did or the fact that you are sorry is enough."

XxXxXx

Kensi found a quiet corner of the ops room sat down at one of the desks and hid behind the file when had carried up with her. Her face burned with embarrassment.

"Dammit!" she muttered. She put a hand over her eyes, "I can't believe I just did that."

Now she would have to apologize and quite possibly explain what had prompted her to assault her partner for no reason.

There was a reason; it just wasn't one she was willing to share with anyone, particularly Deeks.