Disclaimer-I do not own The GazettE
(A/N)- Sorry I haven't updated in while. I considered not updating because of the Earthquake (I have literally spent an hour today researching the nucleaur plants and checking J-Rockers twitters.) but then realized that didn't quite make sense. So...here you go! Please enjoy.
*GazeBoy's are coming off stage*
Reita-Hell yea! We rocked it!
Aoi-*is pumped* Woo! *high fives Reita*
Uruha-*sits in a nearby chair* *smiles slightly*
Ruki-*smiles*
Kai-*collapses on ground* Damn that was lively.
Ruki-You play too hard! Now you've tired yourself out completely. Maybe you should slow down?
Kai-Then they won't be satisfied.
Ruki-You could go slow and steady.
Kai- That's a thou-What the hell is wrong with you two?
Aoi & Reita- *are holding onto each for support as they die of laughter*
Uruha-*replies in a bored voice* Play too hard. Slow down. No satisfaction. Slow and steady.
Ruki-…I still don't get it.
Kai-*gets up and smacks the back of Uruha's head* You freakin perv! *storms away*
Uruha- B-but! I didn't! ugh!
Aoi & Reita-*laugh harder at Uruha's distress*
Uruha- *throws water bottle at Aoi and Reita* You suck!
Reita-Aoi does.
Aoi-*stops laughing abruptly* …
Ruki-…
Uruha-…
Reita-…
Aoi-You just made it awkward :/
Aoi-*walks past bathroom* Is that? *listens closer* It is!
Uruha- *is singing in shower*
Aoi-*wiggles eyebrows and glances into the room*
Reita-*see's Aoi* Watcha doing?
Aoi-*jumps away from the door* What? Oh nothing. I was doing nothing!
Reita-*listens at door* Uruha's in there isn't he?
Aoi-Is he really? Wow how'd you know his voice so well?
Reita-*snorts* He's been singing around me for fifteen years. Anyway, being that I am his best friend, I feel obligated to tell him you were spying on him in the shower.
Aoi-No! I'll do anything!
Reita-…anything?
Aoi-If it's sexual, I'll have to decline.
Reita-…
Aoi-*backs away*
Uruha-*comes out with his towel on* Why are you guys standing out here?
Reita-Well Aoi was just-
Aoi-*stops staring at Uruha and throws hand over Reita's mouth* -getting him so we can go to the store and buy supplies for Ruki!
Uruha-What does Ruki need?
Aoi-Oh you know Ruki... Just needs weird shit all the time!
Ruki's voice-Fuck you! My stuff has purpose!
Aoi-Oh yea like that silver ball of yarn? What the hell did you do with that?
Kai's voice from downstairs- Ruki if you tell them I will kill you!
Aoi & Reita- O_O
Uruha-…What?
Aoi-That's disgusting!
Reita-*nods slowly* O_O
Reita & Aoi- *move away*
*5 minutes later*
Uruha-*storms into Ruki's room* *smacks him upside the head* You damned pervert!
Part 2
Reita-Ah! Here we go! *hands clothing to Aoi*
Aoi- 0_0* No fucking way!
Reita-*pulls out phone* Gee I feel the sudden urge to call Uruha :D
Aoi-…you wouldn't.
Reita-*places phone to ear* Moshi-Moshi Uruha!
Aoi-No! *tackles Reita and hangs up phone* Ok fine!
Reita-Excellent!
Aoi- *frowns*Reita…tell me that's not what I think it is.
Reita-What?...O_O! Nope! That's my spare pencil!
Aoi-..why would you have a pencil in your boxers?
Reita-Because I like the feeling of wood against my legs!
Aoi-…
Reita-*screaming frantically* You don't know my life!
Part 3
Aoi-God I hate you for this.
Reita-Go on Aoi! The fans are waiting.
Aoi-*glares intensely as he sits down in his chair of signing* *mumbles angrily about Reita*
Fangirl 1- Oh my Gaze! It's Aoi! OMG! Sign this! *she shoves pictures at him*
Aoi-*attempts to smile but fails* It's nice to meet you.
Fangirl 2- Oi? Is Aoi-Sama wearing a…pink Lolita skirt?
Fangirl 3- Oh…my…gaze. He is! He looks so Kawaii!
*fangirls begin taking pictures*
Aoi-*glares at Reita*
Reita-*smiles back happily*
*The Next Day*
Uruha-*flips through magazine* Wow Aoi! You're on the top of list for sexiest J-Rockers in a skirt!
Aoi- -_-* Great.
Reita-*is posting pictures of Aoi's skirt in every blog he can find.*
Ruki- *walks in holding phone away from ear.* *a voice is heard screaming through it* Aoi? Bou wants to talk to you…now.
Aoi-Bou? An Café's ex-guitarist? Alright… *takes phone* Hello?
Bou voice- You son of a bitch! I have been number one hot Lolita guitarist for six fucking years! Who the fuck do you think you are!
Aoi-O_O I'm sorry!
Bou voice- Fuck sorry! Open your front door!
Reita- Oh it's alright Aoi-kun! I'll get it! *skips to door* Oh hey Bou!
Bou-*storms inside and attacks Aoi*
Reita-…*begins taking pictures* Could this get any better?
Ruki & Uruha- *are playing happily with a slinky*
Ruki- Hey Uru?
Uruha- Yea? *pushes slinky down the steps*
Ruki-*fidgets* You don't think we're too old for this sort of thing?
*Aoi and Reita push past them on steps playing with "action figures"*
Aoi-*makes gun noises* I'll get you Jesse! I swear I'll dig your grave!
Reita-You'll have to catch me first! *runs towards kitchen*
Ruki & Uruha-…
*Miyavi and Kai move into living room swinging light sabers at each other*
Miyavi- I will get you darth vader!
Kai-You can't kill me for I am….You're father!
Miyavi-*drops to his knees* NO! FATHER! WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME SO?
Ruki-Never mind. I know that answer.
Uruha-Me too. We are definitely too old to be playing with slinkies.
Ruki- W-What? B-but Miyavi and Kai and Aoi and…*trails of because Uruha has grabbed slinky and walked away* damn! What do I do now?
Uruha-*reappears in a fancy shawl and dress* We're finally old enough to play dress-up!
Ruki-…
Uruha-…
Ruki-…FINALLY! *gets off stairs and runs to his closet of clothing*
Aoi-*is composing new song*
Kai-*watches with interest*
Aoi-…What?
Kai-…I can't just watch a friend?
Aoi- In this band? No.
Kai- Ah. True I guess.
Aoi-yea…
Kai-*continues to sit there*
Aoi-…
Kai-*stares intently at him*
Aoi-Kai seriously what the hell?
Kai- I can't tell you.
Aoi-What? Tell me what?
Kai-I can't!
Aoi-*gets on knees* Please? Please, please, PLEASE!
Kai-*smirks* You'll see later Aoi-kun. *walks away*
Aoi-*reaches towards him* But-but!
Kai-*closes door to recording studio* Bwahahaha!
Miyavi- I got it! *jumps spastically*
Kai- Great! Once I post those pictures of Aoi on his knees in front of me, the whole world will know that I am Seme to even the manliest men!
Miyavi- Happy! *spins in circles*
Kai- Very good Miyavi. This is why you are my partner in crime and not my retarded bandmates.
Miyavi- Pleased! *hugs Kai*
Kai-Come Meevs! To the lab! *begins to walk*
Miyavi-…Miyavi! *runs after him*
(A/N)- I know it's short but my funny juices are running really low. I hoped you liked it. As always, reviews would be lovely.
Another Authors Note- I'm really interested in doing a co-authored (I think that's what it is) fic kind of like this only about ALL j-rockers I know of. If anyones interested please PM me! (I know that was shameless advertising :)