Crossover: naruto & negima.

Disclaimer: seriously, I don't own anything related to negima or/and naruto. other than my ideas... not that they're really secure inside of my head everything is from their respective authors.

"YO" talking aloud and clear

"YO" jutsu/ magic

`YO` thinking

"YO" demon/demon naruto/summon

Upon arriving, the first thing that greeted him was a head ache. A fucking big head ache.

Naruto didn't really know why. Jumping thru dimensions wasn't that hard… theoretically…

But, oh well, that's how things where…. He still remembered, quite clearly and in spite of how many years had passed, how his old teacher and friend, Kakashi, had headaches whenever he used kamui. One should note, though, that Kakashi wasn't the one actually travelling, so, all things considered, the Orenji kage should be happy to still have a brain and not a gelatin-mush inside his skull.

"hurts, hurts, hurts!"

it did hurt, more so after he cracked his eyelids open. Everything seemed blurry and out of place, a plethora of colors invaded the blonde's eyes, which were unable to process so much information at once.

Incorporating, the blonde opted for using his old "friend's" chakra to ease his pain.

"Much better! Now, where am I?"

Standing up from his seated position, Naruto looked around he noticed various things: he was standing between two thick iron rails that had rectangular chunks of wood under them. In front of him there was a green field with beautiful flowers. Upwards, the sky was blue, with some clouds dancing around it…. To his left, he could hear a powerful sound that made him remember a … train was it? Curiously, he glanced over his left shoulder and saw it: the train was heading towards him.

Pretty much then, anyone would have found that moment appropriate to shit their pants… not Naruto. To him, the "speeding" train was approaching in a painfully slow motion, so, after considering the situation, Naruto did the only thing he thought the easiest: he jumped and landed on the speeding train's roof.

"might as well take the free ride. I don't feel like walking and, If lucky, I might find out where I am"

After having voiced his thoughts, the blonde sat on the train and, while using chakra to attach himself securely, he started watching clouds. He had picked the habit a while ago, 100 years, give or take some, after his old pal Shikamaru had died. Maybe he picked the quirk to remember the lazy ass, maybe he did it because he had too much time in his hands; either way, Naruto didn't care; when you get as old as him, and still have the sex appeal –and physical constitution- of an 18 year old kiddo, you tend to not-give-a-fuck about pretty much everything.

The train soon arrived to its last destination and a split second after the gates had opened, Naruto concluded that for all his years alive, he never saw so many people running together towards the same direction. Jumping to get off of the machine's roof, he landed in the ground and calmly strolled towards the same way everyone was running.

He thought he was having a stroke, a heart attack and a cardiac arrest all together. Never in all his years as a mage -or dean- he had felt such a powerful presence. Whatever… thing? Had stepped into the academy grounds, it was powerful enough to make him, Konoemon konoe, leader of the kanto magic association and magister magi on par with the ala rubra group, shiver in fear like a child.

But Konoe knew better than to just be afraid of raw power. Whatever it was, it held no animosity towards anyone; it was just… not concealing it's energy… that, did actually make konoe afraid…

"…. I'm getting too old for this…" extending his hand, the old dean pressed the red button of his private communicator.

"Shizuna-kun, could you please ask Takamichi-kun to greet our unexpected guest… and our new teacher?"

She, known as the master of puppets, the Maga Nosferatu, the highlight walker; She, who was the proud culmination of seven centuries of knowledge and experience, had been suddenly reintroduced to fear.

"Chachamaru, prepare yourself, it seems that the Monster has stepped into the seal"

The android could only nod, being aware, too, of the oppressing energy.

Naruto soon noticed two things: first, he would eventually need condoms -and therapy-, because he was gonna get raped; and two, he needed to start being self aware of his energy output -and conceal it- if he didn't want to accidentally send the read-headed kid six feet ahead of him into a cardiac arrest.

Said kid was now on his knees, breathing hard and sweating bullets. Never, not even when his village was attacked, he had felt something like that. The energy behind him had disappeared, but he couldn't regain his composure even if his life depended on it.

"I-I-… I'm- I'm going to… d-d-die?" the words escaped his lips as a silent pledge, as if resigned to his fate

"Yo kid, are you Ok?

Quickly glancing to his left, Negi saw a pair of blue eyes and a mop of spiky electric yellow hair.

"…" he nodded, not being able to find his voice. The blonde helped him up and now Negi could see him clearly: in front of him stood a 6' 2 blonde man, with yellow hair, blue eyes and six short whisker-like scars, Three per side.

"Naruto's the name. Sorry to almost mentally scar you, but I tend to forget that people who have training in feeling energies are still able to feel me…" he paused, to then add "though, you must be a real prodigy… to be so young and still, able to feel my aura hehehe… what's your name kiddo?"

So, cool!

This is my first attempt to write a fanfic, so I'm really nervous!

How did you like it, I hope it was good. If you find any grammar mistakes, please, I beg you, let me know!

Many thanks!

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Happy day to all