****I DO NOT OWN GILMORE GIRLS OR ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH GILMORE GIRLS****

Title: Something strange

Rated: M

Pairing: Dean/ Jess

WARNINGS!: Male/Male intercourse, M-preg, Swear….THIS IS NOT MENT FOR CHILDREN IF YOU ARE NOT 18 DO NOT READ THIS!

"Dean…Dean, come on wake up…Dean!" Jess screamed at the man sleeping at one of the tables within Luke's Diner. Dean shot up looking around before realizing he had fallen asleep again, this was the nineteenth time in the past six weeks that Dean had been to tried to even get up from his table before passing out.

"Sorry Jess, it won't happen again" he got up stretching; Jess hit his chest with the towel he had been using to wipe the counters down.

"That's what you said last time, and the time before that. You need to go home every once and a while Dean, you eat here three times a day, if you ate at home maybe I wouldn't have to spend two extra hours closing up because I feel bad for you and your need to work too much. Will you leave now so I can stop being nice or do I have to throw you out." Dean just looked down at the man in front of him who was glared angrily and sighed, shaking his head.

"I can't cook, that's why I come here." Jess sighed rubbing his eyes growling to himself.

"I take every Tuesday off, I could come to you place and teach you how, if you promise to not come here four times a day anymore." Dean nodded

"I'll agree but only if I actually can do it, if I still suck at cook at the end of…lets say two months, then I'll still come here." Jess nodded to and stuck out his hand; they shook on it, eyes locking, and for a brief moment they stood still. Just standing next to each other their hands lock, they both leaned in slowly getting so close their lips almost touched but laughter from across the street made them snap out of their dream land and back into reality and snapped away from each other. Their faces had a look of pure horror on them.

"Okay another rule, if that ever happens again, we stop and I go back to New York" Dean nodded before basically running out. Jess shook his head slowly walking towards the door locking it before turning around and leaning back against it. Two years ago Rory had gotten married to Logan and moved to a different state to start her career as a journalist, Lorelei and Luke had also moved out of state soon after when the Dragonfly inn branched off and she had to go manage the new one, as far as Jess new Luke was working as a cook in the inn now. Jess had taken over the diner and moved into the apartment upstairs that had gone under renovates about six months ago. He had added three rooms and a bathroom to the attack of the building attached to his just so he could annoy Taylor and drive people away from his stupid candy store. He also fix up his room, raising it a two feet off the ground floor and added a Jacuzzi tube and glass shower to his private bathroom which had made his room smaller taking two feet in from every wall. Being a published another was really working in his favor right now he had just published his second book and it had been on the New York Times best-seller list for six weeks straight. Lane, Zack, Dean, and he had celebrated by getting completely wasted and sitting in one of the new empty rooms of his apartment. Dean and Jess had kissed that night, and had most likely gone farther, neither could be sure thou, all they knew was that they had waking up spooning on the cold floor with no shirts on and their pants unbuttoned. They didn't talk for a three day until Dean started getting hungry again and stormed in apologizing and begging for food. Jess had just glared and gave him a burger. Jess breathed deeply before standing up and walking up stairs going into his new study and sitting at his computer, opening his newest online-only short-story file, smiling he started typing the latest installment of the 'Could HE be the one?' they last had Joan (Joan=Jess) waking Drake (Drake=Dean) up and then it cut off. He slowly began typing.

'"You want to go up first or should I?" Joan huffed before stomping up the stairs to the apartment above Drake slowly followed, waking him up as he went. When he reached the top step Joan was struggling with the lock so he wrapped his arms around Joan's waist and started kissing his neck. He heard a sigh of contentment as Joan leaned back against him, Drake pulled the shirt aside and kissed his collar bone, biting and sucking at the tender flesh. His other hand slipped under his shirt and he ran his hand up Joan's stomach over his chest grabbing one of his nipples and rolling the small numb in between his thumb and index finger.

"Drake" Joan breathed out finally getting the door open he turned around pulling Drake in and slamming the door shut before jumping up and wrapping his legs around the taller boy's waist before kissing him as hard as he could. Their lips moved against each other in a rough and anger filled way as Drake laid Joan on top of his kitchen table working on his belt while Joan shimmed out of his own jeans and boxers throwing them across the room. This had been happening for the past two months, they didn't even know how it start they just remember waking up and seeing the other sleeping next to them naked before the both said what the heck and did it again.

"Joan you really need to just put lube and condoms in every room in the apartment" Drake said as he exited Joan's room and walked back over to him bottle and condom in hand. Joan already had three spit covered finger working in and out of him.

"Just fucking hurry up and put you cock in me already Drake!" He yelled pulling his fingers out and re-wrapping his legs around Drake's waist lying back flat against the table. Drake slowly slipped in groan as Joan tightened around him. "Fuck" He winced in pain, biting his lip so hard it started to bleed. Once Drake was completely in he held still for a moment taking the time to lean down and lick the blood for Joan's lip before pulling him into a passionate kiss. He slowly began rocking in and out of Joan's body looking for any signs of pain, when Joan started gasping lightly with every forward thrust Drake sped up, he increased his speed slowly till his was basically hammering Joan into the table. He lifted Joan's legs hooking them onto his shoulders before thrusting as hard and fast as he could, literally moving the table with every thrust. "DRAKE!" Joan screamed as he was relived, Drake had found out from a few of his ex-girlfriends that Joan normal made no noise during sex, but every time they had sex he would scream and moan, He tried holding it back by biting pillows, blankets, belts, and even Drake shoulder but no matter what he did he would still scream loudly every time Drake made him cum. Drake waited a few minutes after he had cum before pulling out and disposing of the use condom. Joan lay there still not moving.

"You going to be okay?" Drake smiled and laughed when Joan shook his head, Drake picked him up carrying him into the other room, laying him down before climbing in as well.'

Jess looked down starring at the tent that had formed in his pants sighing, he went online opening his IM scrolling down till he saw Deans name flashing, he quickly opened the IM seeing Dean had already sent him something.

'Sorry about early' Jess shook his head.

'It's fine; I just finished my next chapter…want to read it?'

'Yes, of course send it now and all read it right away'

'Only if you edit it too'

' I'll do that right after reading it thought once so I can tell you what I think okay?'

'fine, just hurry…I really think you'll…like it' he opened and email attaching the file to it before hitting send, after ten minutes Dean finally typed back.

'…can I come over?' Jess laughed smiling at the screen.

'Keys above the door…please hurry; I'm so hard I can't even stand it anymore' Jess figure adding a little tease would make Dean hurry up.

'Twenty minutes tops, can you last that long baby' Jess shook his head at the baby part chuckling to him.

'I don't know, I'm already so close…how do you think I figure out what Joan was going to be doing when Drake got back for the bedroom…I'm on my bed, my fingers aren't long enough, Dean I want it deeper and harder…help?' five seconds later Dean had sighed off, Jess jumped up running to his bed ripping off all his cloths and grabbing his lube. Dean ran up the stairs running start to Jess's room up the two steps opening the door and his jaw dropped. There on the bed, Jess laid his head thrown back and both his hands pressed between his legs, six fingers working themselves in and out of his hole; he opened his eyes and smiled at Dean removing both hands. His face was flushed as he opened his legs a little wider reaching his arms out for Dean to come over. He did taking off his shirt as he went he fell into his knees in-between Jess open legs, he ran his hands from the knees up his body till he was holding Jess's face in his hands. He leaned down kissing Jess hard; Jess quickly worked Dean out of his pants before flipping the over and applying lube onto Deans; now that he looked at it, giant cock. He moaned in pain as he slowly impaled himself with the thick and long member. They had sex over and over again that night till the sun rose and Jess's alarm went off. Dean pulled out of Jess slowly hearing a hiss of pain come from the other man.

"You okay?" Jess shook his head letting go of the headboard and falling back against Dean.

"You fucked me so hard; I don't think I can move." Dean laid him down before hitting the snooze on his alarm. "I don't want to work…I should have thought of this yesterday before you came over, I'll be limping all day." Dean lay next to him rubbing his back kissing his neck gently.

"I'm sorry, I don't have to work till one today I could cover for you till then if you want" Jess shook his head .

"You work to much as it is Dean…carry me to the shower?" Jess reached up his arms and Dean laughed picking him up.

~~~Three Months Later~~~

"Dean we need to talk later okay" Jess smiled leaning over the counter kissing Dean lightly before heading back to the kitchen. Ms. Patty smiled at the two, during the first month of their relationship Jess and Dean tried hiding it, quick kiss when they thought no one was looking and making out in the alley behind the diner during Jess's lunch break. During the second month Jess got jumpy and always looked depressed so Dean stuck by him and forgot about everyone and held him whenever he could, he even moved in with him just to make sure he was okay. They had just hit three months and Jess wasn't getting any better, he had gone to the doctor and had a break down after coming back, crying to Dean that he was sorry. Dean never pressed on about what he was sorry for. Jess came back out of the sliding Dean a burger and extra fries.

"Are you going to tell me what's been going on with you?" Jess glanced around before closing his eyes and nodding

"Can I know now?" he nodded again pulling Dean up stairs and to their bedroom

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"You're going to want to sit for this Dean." he did, giving Jess a look.

"Baby are you okay?" he grabbed him hugging him from where he sat, he took a second starring at Jess stomach, he lifted up the shirt and gasp, the loose shirts that Jess had been wearing, the never letting him take off said shirts during sex, the vomiting, the weird appetite. It all made since now. "Jess your…your"

"I'm sorry Dean I was too scared to tell you…I want to keep them" Dean pulled away slightly.

"Them?" Jess nodded

"Twins" Dean pulled him down onto the bed and started kissing him all over.

"I love you Jess and nothing is going to change that okay? How could you think I wouldn't want these babies?" Jess shrugged wrapping his arms around Dean

"My mom had to give up like five kids because of past boyfriends, I just thought-" Dean kissed him.

"I want them too…please don't ever hind something like this from me again, you scared the shit out of me this past months, I thought you were dying or something" Jess laughed lightly kissing Dean again. "How about we take a nap, cause I'm about to die of exestuation and you three could use one too Lane will understand." Jess nodded curling into Dean and falling asleep within seconds.

Jess woke up first sitting up and stretching his arms over his head he felt hands running over his stomach which was already forming a small bump.

"Can I help you?" Dean smiled flipping them over kissing down Jess's body kissing all around the bump.

"Hello guys I'm the one who put you in there, I can't wait to see you in six months." Jess gave him a look laughing before leaning down him and pulling Dean into a kiss.

"We should stop acting all lovely towards each other or people will think we're together or something" Dean laughed as well.

"And the fact that you're carrying my children won't make anyone think we're together…or the fact that we are in fact together." Jess nodded smiling childishly before cuddling back up and falling back asleep. Three hours went by and Dean had to get up for work he slowly maneuvered out of the bed and got changed into his work cloths. Walking down stairs Ms. Patty ran up to him smiling brightly.

"I heard from a friend that Jess was expecting…and I saw it for such a skinny boy a small baby bump stands out" Miss Patty commenting, and then talked on and on about how cute the kids were going to be and Taylor complaining about why they couldn't have just done this sooner and save the town all that trouble over Rory. Dean just rolled his eyes and grabbed some coffee before heading out.

``````Three months later (again) ``````

"Dean can I borrow a shirt?" Jess asked while trying to get out of one of his own. Dean nodded gabbing a shirt for the dresser before help Jess put it on. His stomach had grow to the point that ever Dean Shirts road up on him. Dean had finally gotten Jess to agree to going to get maternity clothes; they both had days off today so they were finally going.

"Baby come on we have to get going Lane said she was meeting us at the gazebo ten minutes ago." Dean called over his shoulder going over to the kitchen table and grabbing his cell phone and wallet. Jess wattles out of their room hating the world.

"I'm not leaving when I'm walking like this; Dean it's embarrassing!" he whined and Dean laughed wrapping his arms around Jess shoulder kissing his forehead.

"We're going to a pregnancy store babe, everyone will be walking like you, and then we're going to you ultrasound so more pregnant people, the most that will happen is you'll be smothered with love because you're so beautiful." Jess huffed before waddling away and down the stairs; Dean laughed to himself and followed.

The End- one or two more chapters after this…hope you like it.

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